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the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
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· Dec 13
The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
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Was brought up in a house without even a conservatory for bodies to be found in.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Was brought up in a house without even a conservatory for bodies to be found in.
Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
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all these dishes and the day-old milk crust? that's right, also stardust
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
all these dishes and the day-old milk crust? that's right, also stardust
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
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You open an avocado to find it's perfectly ripe. Then a mermaid flies in on the back of a dragon.
August 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You open an avocado to find it's perfectly ripe. Then a mermaid flies in on the back of a dragon.
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Everybody stop, turn your keyboard upside down, and shake it. Why did everything bagel seasoning fall out?
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Everybody stop, turn your keyboard upside down, and shake it. Why did everything bagel seasoning fall out?
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I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.
March 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.
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I mean it’s like the world leaders just want Skynet to happen.
October 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I mean it’s like the world leaders just want Skynet to happen.
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I don't have my ducks in a row and furthermore they are not even at the same pond. Also, they are rabid squirrels.
July 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I don't have my ducks in a row and furthermore they are not even at the same pond. Also, they are rabid squirrels.
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🎶SORRY HUGH JACKMAN, I AM FOR REAL
October 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🎶SORRY HUGH JACKMAN, I AM FOR REAL
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I'm werner herzog and this is jackass
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm werner herzog and this is jackass
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a pb&j but with an extra bread in the middle like a big mac
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
a pb&j but with an extra bread in the middle like a big mac
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wtf is chutes and ladders? when i was a kid it was *snakes* and berenstains.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
wtf is chutes and ladders? when i was a kid it was *snakes* and berenstains.
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Due to budget cuts, overnight oats have been replaced with 9-day ground economy oats
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Due to budget cuts, overnight oats have been replaced with 9-day ground economy oats
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It’s funny how people tell me not to make it weird, but still invite me to things
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It’s funny how people tell me not to make it weird, but still invite me to things
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Something like this?
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Something like this?
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In Hell there are no good haircuts.
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In Hell there are no good haircuts.
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Entropy and decay stalk us. Relentless, inevitable. All that we love will become as dust in the wind. Scooting over to Wendy’s to get a Triple Baconator meal and a diet Coke
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Entropy and decay stalk us. Relentless, inevitable. All that we love will become as dust in the wind. Scooting over to Wendy’s to get a Triple Baconator meal and a diet Coke
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[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
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I say I want a walking pad to get steps in while working, but my cat and I both know it’s really so I can have a ‘lil runway to strut while trying on outfits.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I say I want a walking pad to get steps in while working, but my cat and I both know it’s really so I can have a ‘lil runway to strut while trying on outfits.
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CSI people are always over complicating things by gently misting the keyboard and slowing running a long Q-tip along the keys...just shake it!
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
CSI people are always over complicating things by gently misting the keyboard and slowing running a long Q-tip along the keys...just shake it!
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They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
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Chuck E. Cheese was the doctor
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Chuck E. Cheese was the doctor
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
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skoal pouches filled with shredded chocolate
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
skoal pouches filled with shredded chocolate
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I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.