Stew
@stewnami.bsky.social
Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
May 12, 2023 at 2:50 AM
return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
Oh, you’ll know it if I’m flirting with you.
I won’t, but you will
I won’t, but you will
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Oh, you’ll know it if I’m flirting with you.
I won’t, but you will
I won’t, but you will
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Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
November 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
Heavy is the chest that wears them tiddies
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Heavy is the chest that wears them tiddies
Sorry I dmed you a wiener pic on Taco Tuesday
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Sorry I dmed you a wiener pic on Taco Tuesday
1980s
*Ejects tape from car stereo*
“Pull my Winger”
*Ejects tape from car stereo*
“Pull my Winger”
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
1980s
*Ejects tape from car stereo*
“Pull my Winger”
*Ejects tape from car stereo*
“Pull my Winger”
A hammer to the skull, just for the release
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
A hammer to the skull, just for the release
Ooh, this boulder looks like it would be fun to push up this mountain…
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ooh, this boulder looks like it would be fun to push up this mountain…
*Scrolls past your thirst traps for pics of food you’ve made
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
*Scrolls past your thirst traps for pics of food you’ve made
Let’s just sit in the quiet, and listen to the weird sounds that our bodies make
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Let’s just sit in the quiet, and listen to the weird sounds that our bodies make
*Shoots his shot*
*Kills innocent bystander*
*Kills innocent bystander*
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*Shoots his shot*
*Kills innocent bystander*
*Kills innocent bystander*
That dead look in your eyes is drawing flies
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That dead look in your eyes is drawing flies
*draws a perfect circle*
Friend: wow, that’s impressive!
Me: You have no idea, Maynard kept turning his back and standing in the corner
Friend: wow, that’s impressive!
Me: You have no idea, Maynard kept turning his back and standing in the corner
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
*draws a perfect circle*
Friend: wow, that’s impressive!
Me: You have no idea, Maynard kept turning his back and standing in the corner
Friend: wow, that’s impressive!
Me: You have no idea, Maynard kept turning his back and standing in the corner
When you close the bathroom door, god opens a window
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
When you close the bathroom door, god opens a window
Me: The sky is as blue as your eyes
Her: my eyes are brown…
Me: Exactly
Her: my eyes are brown…
Me: Exactly
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me: The sky is as blue as your eyes
Her: my eyes are brown…
Me: Exactly
Her: my eyes are brown…
Me: Exactly
Sorry I put you on a pedestal, but I’m an artist, you see
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Sorry I put you on a pedestal, but I’m an artist, you see
Dinosaurs with big naturals
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dinosaurs with big naturals
Someone that makes you feel like you’ve died AND feel alive at the same time
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Someone that makes you feel like you’ve died AND feel alive at the same time
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
You’re totally wrong for me.
You’d make me happy
You’d make me happy
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You’re totally wrong for me.
You’d make me happy
You’d make me happy
Those hips may not lie, but I wonder which other sins they’re guilty of
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Those hips may not lie, but I wonder which other sins they’re guilty of
When Bret Michaels takes requests, does he say “Pick your Poison?”
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
When Bret Michaels takes requests, does he say “Pick your Poison?”
I’m not an introvert, I’m a hidden gem
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m not an introvert, I’m a hidden gem
A boutonniere, buts a knife under the ribs
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
A boutonniere, buts a knife under the ribs