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Stew
@stewnami.bsky.social
Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.

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*Scrolls past your thirst traps for pics of food you’ve made
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Let’s just sit in the quiet, and listen to the weird sounds that our bodies make
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*Shoots his shot*

*Kills innocent bystander*
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
That dead look in your eyes is drawing flies
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
*draws a perfect circle*
Friend: wow, that’s impressive!
Me: You have no idea, Maynard kept turning his back and standing in the corner
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
When you close the bathroom door, god opens a window
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Me: The sky is as blue as your eyes
Her: my eyes are brown…
Me: Exactly
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sorry I put you on a pedestal, but I’m an artist, you see
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Dinosaurs with big naturals
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Someone that makes you feel like you’ve died AND feel alive at the same time
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
You’re totally wrong for me.
You’d make me happy
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Those hips may not lie, but I wonder which other sins they’re guilty of
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
When Bret Michaels takes requests, does he say “Pick your Poison?”
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I’m not an introvert, I’m a hidden gem
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A boutonniere, buts a knife under the ribs
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
That lipstick and pink eye combo really suits you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*Ties you up like you were on the phone with the curly chord in the 90s
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
You can take my breath away, but please give my nose back
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
*Messages someone on a dating app, just to find out where they got that pizza*
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ve spent so long coloring inside the lines, I don’t even see beyond them anymore
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I can’t believe I spent 10,000 hours learning how to make the perfect spoon and then learning all I needed was a knife
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So Predator Badlands is just them going to Australia, right?
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Sometimes, to breathe is to drown
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
As an insomniac, I’d trade some of my sleep for time with you
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM