Crustfundbabies
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I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
I say I want a walking pad to get steps in while working, but my cat and I both know it’s really so I can have a ‘lil runway to strut while trying on outfits.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I say I want a walking pad to get steps in while working, but my cat and I both know it’s really so I can have a ‘lil runway to strut while trying on outfits.
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Cats aren't afraid of the void
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Cats aren't afraid of the void
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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Did my part to prevent waste and finished off the guac before it went bad. No need to thank me. An environmental award? For me? Oh no! I couldn't!
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Did my part to prevent waste and finished off the guac before it went bad. No need to thank me. An environmental award? For me? Oh no! I couldn't!
Scrolling by anything saccharinely romantic or clunkily erotic like
a man with a ring on his finger is making a face and says ewww
Alt: David Rose from Schitt’s Creek making a face and saying EWWWW
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November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Scrolling by anything saccharinely romantic or clunkily erotic like
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One time my parents had to move to another country for work, and their dog (a black poodle) somehow missed the connecting flight. They were in the new country waiting for news about the dog when he showed up a day later in the back of a Limo eating McDonalds burgers.
Absolute legend
Absolute legend
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
One time my parents had to move to another country for work, and their dog (a black poodle) somehow missed the connecting flight. They were in the new country waiting for news about the dog when he showed up a day later in the back of a Limo eating McDonalds burgers.
Absolute legend
Absolute legend
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what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
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Trapped in the vast unknowable, crystal-lit honeycombs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trapped in the vast unknowable, crystal-lit honeycombs.
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It’s not really over until you remove their city from your weather app.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s not really over until you remove their city from your weather app.
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Me: so I can pay my rent
Me: so I can pay my rent
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Me: so I can pay my rent
Me: so I can pay my rent
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What brick through yonder window breaks?
March 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What brick through yonder window breaks?
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me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
May 27, 2023 at 12:07 AM
me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
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it's raining. it's soup weather. it's sweater weather. it's Spooky Tooth weather.
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it's raining. it's soup weather. it's sweater weather. it's Spooky Tooth weather.
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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I love her
Black excellence personified
Black excellence personified
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: ‘They’re Not Protecting Victims — They’re Protecting Trump’ | CBS News
YouTube video by Rep. Jasmine Crockett
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I love her
Black excellence personified
Black excellence personified
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From: La Peau de Chagrin (1960), dir. Ivo Vrbanić and Vlado Kristl, Zagreb Film
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
From: La Peau de Chagrin (1960), dir. Ivo Vrbanić and Vlado Kristl, Zagreb Film
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my inner dialogue is a bass line followed by drums
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
my inner dialogue is a bass line followed by drums
Post a female character you love.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Post a female character you love.
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Sorry I’m late, I was admiring a pile of leaves
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sorry I’m late, I was admiring a pile of leaves
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The new mayor of Seattle should be the gold standard for candidates
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The new mayor of Seattle should be the gold standard for candidates
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Just saw My Cousin Vinny for the first time, and my new conspiracy theory is that I believe that they actually meant to give Marisa Tomei two Oscars for this movie.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just saw My Cousin Vinny for the first time, and my new conspiracy theory is that I believe that they actually meant to give Marisa Tomei two Oscars for this movie.
Welp. Was too friendly and chatty to the workers in a store yesterday. Guess I’ll never be able to show my face there again.
a man writes on a piece of paper with people to kill written on it
Alt: Actor Steve Buscemi crossing out a name on a piece of paper. It’s supposed to be a list of people he wants to revenge kill, but in my case it’s just another place I’ve embarrassed myself.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Welp. Was too friendly and chatty to the workers in a store yesterday. Guess I’ll never be able to show my face there again.