@prefect.bsky.social
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
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Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
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The pope is literally saying this to the creator of Glorp and the creator of Shmooz. Incredibly disrespectful
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The pope is literally saying this to the creator of Glorp and the creator of Shmooz. Incredibly disrespectful
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
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I find the most erotic part of the body to be the sex dick
December 15, 2023 at 11:02 PM
I find the most erotic part of the body to be the sex dick
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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My favorite "Star Wars" movie will always be the one I stood in a long line to see in May 1977. No need to know a franchise history, spot easter eggs, argue about what its name was, or worry someone might call me names for not knowing something. And it was just so much fun. I'd love that ride again.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My favorite "Star Wars" movie will always be the one I stood in a long line to see in May 1977. No need to know a franchise history, spot easter eggs, argue about what its name was, or worry someone might call me names for not knowing something. And it was just so much fun. I'd love that ride again.
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Lol
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Lol
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Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
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Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
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My annoyance at Elon Musk using Heinlein and Douglas Adams references for his terrible LLM is going to lead to a hospital stay, I swear.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My annoyance at Elon Musk using Heinlein and Douglas Adams references for his terrible LLM is going to lead to a hospital stay, I swear.
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I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
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This is worth watching both for getting to see Bill Maher’s joke bomb again but maybe more so to see Sam Seder rant for 8 minutes about Bill Maher saying he gave up going on the road doing stand up because he considered himself too funny to be doing it
Bill Maher's Zohran Joke Bombs BIG TIME
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is worth watching both for getting to see Bill Maher’s joke bomb again but maybe more so to see Sam Seder rant for 8 minutes about Bill Maher saying he gave up going on the road doing stand up because he considered himself too funny to be doing it