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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · 1d

Hard choices were made (namely, salad cream)

Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · 1d

#5Condiments to take to heaven....
1) Henderson's relish
2) Chiu Chow chili oil
3) New Mexico green chile
4) Branston sandwich pickle
5) Prik Nam Pla

🦇🤘 Rigg-or mortis 🔶️🏳️‍🌈 @rigg.lgbt · 1d

#5Condiments to take to heaven....
1) Henderson's relish
2) Chip spice
3) fresh ground black pepper
4) MSG
5) Garlic mayo

Morgan GD @morgangd.com · 1d

#5Condiments to take to heaven....
1) Soy Sauce
2) Hoisin Sauce
3) HP Fruity
4) Honey BBQ Sauce
5) Malt Vinegar

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · 5d

I see scat like this a lot and it's always yotes on our game cams, fwiw...

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · 5d

(Died younger than Robert Palmer, so officially 'that's no kind of age' by The Palmer Death Index)

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · 5d

Forever the best. RIP
youtu.be/P4MQRMK6YO4

D'Angelo and The Vanguard - Till It's Done (Tutu) (Audio)

YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 9

The smile of No Regrets.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 9

Might as well give it a whirl!

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 9

Cosigned. No human is illegal.

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performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · Aug 8

Having a Madame Bovary summer is all about:

-cheating because you're bored
-imagining what Paris must be like
-little treats you can't afford
-ignoring your child
-knowing exactly where the pharmacist keeps the arsenic (just in case)
-hiding in bushes

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

And he'd not even have lasted this long if a load of people didn't fancy his sister, I reckon.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

Like, there should be a special category just for UK columnist 'slebs who are still claiming Northern Working Class after being rich in the capital for the last 4 decades.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

How ever did they spin 75 versions of "be born rich or get famous young"

Andrew | TheSpoilist @thespoilist.bsky.social · Aug 8

What's the opposite of clickbait?

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

North: Gammelstaden, Luleå, Sweden
South: Sydney, Australia
West: San Francisco, CA, USA
East: Byron Bay, Australia

Sarah has a suggestion @goatsarah.org · Aug 8

For me:

North: Reykjavik airport, Iceland
South: Canaima National Park, Venezuela
West: Washington state, USA
East: Kanartaka, India

Kathryn Rose @artsyhonker.bsky.social · Aug 8

Furthest I've been on the ground in any direction:
N: Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada
E: Turku, Finland
W: Melton (near Melbourne), Victoria, Australia
S: Hobart, Tasmania

I'm counting Australia as West because I was living in Canada when I went there and we did NOT go around the long way.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

Makes sense to me, reckon she can relate to pushing a series of unfounded beliefs that directly harm a lot of people

Rob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · Aug 5

Helen Lewis doing Whole Language Method apologia in The Atlantic is fucking bananas lol

Story in the Atlantic “how one woman became a scapegoat for America’s Reading Crisis” by Helen Lewis

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

Research generously funded by a grant from the N.S. Sherlock Foundation

Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · Aug 8

We needed a new study for this?

headline: Potatoes are healthy, but french fries? Not so much, new study suggests.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

It's true tho

Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 8

😱

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 7

I'm not clicking that Sarah, you can't make me.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 7

Training bras were right next to the Girl Scout stuff at JC Penney basically guaranteeing you WOULD be seen with your mom shopping for a double A with padding by someone you knew and they definitely would tell everyone.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 7

Disney's mandog Goofy is a manifestation of the Native American god Old Man Coyote. In this essay I will... (1/454)

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Minimus @minimuslatin.bsky.social · Aug 7

#fabulamurina (mouse story) 454
Silvius et Minimus frumentum gallinis dant (Silvius and Minimus give grain to the chickens). pullus flavus putat caudam Minimi vermiculum esse (The blond chick thinks Minimus' tail is a worm)! gallina glocit et pulli pipiunt (The hen clucks and the chicks cheep).

Minimus and Silvius, the Latin mice, are helping to feed a family of Polish chickens. The hen has a fine crest, and her three inquisitive chicks have little puffs of feathers on their heads. Silvius was a bit nervous of the chickens, because they sometimes eat mice, but these ones were friendly.

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · Aug 7

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

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Hell de Jour @belledejour.bsky.social · Aug 7

TEEFS

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