Hooting Zoo Ape
@piss.coach
I dropped this beat and now it is broken
i sell Shirts here
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i sell Shirts here
https://www.redbubble.com/people/furnokdorn/explore?page=1&sortOrder=recent
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Oh wow, a tortoise is racing a hare? Who gives a shit
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Oh wow, a tortoise is racing a hare? Who gives a shit
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we all have sacksville-bagginses in our lives
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
we all have sacksville-bagginses in our lives
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oh please, Mr. Bond is my father's name, call m— wait. did you say you expect me to die
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
oh please, Mr. Bond is my father's name, call m— wait. did you say you expect me to die
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BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
I have never seen boondocks and never will exclusively because the type of people who liked it
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
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Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
me asking for a cookie after surgery
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
me asking for a cookie after surgery
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This is just a Trick to get people to Let Bees Sting their Tits !!
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This is just a Trick to get people to Let Bees Sting their Tits !!
i dont know what happened but all the major social media apps' feeds for me are strangers 'in memoriams' i dont know these people! fuck off!
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i dont know what happened but all the major social media apps' feeds for me are strangers 'in memoriams' i dont know these people! fuck off!
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Disney is saddened to hear the news regarding Scott Adams. To this day, his comic strip adorns the cubicle walls of so many of our least funny employees.
May 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Disney is saddened to hear the news regarding Scott Adams. To this day, his comic strip adorns the cubicle walls of so many of our least funny employees.
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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what is it with those electric cars that make a noise like a prog rock intro
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
what is it with those electric cars that make a noise like a prog rock intro
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this is like if jeffrey epstein was a planeswalker
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
this is like if jeffrey epstein was a planeswalker
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Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again
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![Screenshot of Deadlock chat
(All) WavyBaby(Lash):
Pervert
(All) Trevor(Vindicta):
pervert
[All] MacyBot(Calico):
why are you a perv?
(All) The Pervert(Victor)
im not](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:schih4qckl33wnkdbaximj7v/bafkreiet75urhv5us4kdjc7v6pdmomk2hzfvu5acjgiwy2f3bmiuquvkiu@jpeg)
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BACKSLASH: The Matrix is a false digital cage for your mind. You'll all pick new names here.
TERMINAL: I'm Terminal, an elite computer hacker.
PR0T0C0L: Call me Pr0t0c0l. Yeah… spelled with zeroes…
PANTYLINER: I'm sorry, I thought this was just a CVS. I need something for a (whisper) private issue.
TERMINAL: I'm Terminal, an elite computer hacker.
PR0T0C0L: Call me Pr0t0c0l. Yeah… spelled with zeroes…
PANTYLINER: I'm sorry, I thought this was just a CVS. I need something for a (whisper) private issue.
January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
BACKSLASH: The Matrix is a false digital cage for your mind. You'll all pick new names here.
TERMINAL: I'm Terminal, an elite computer hacker.
PR0T0C0L: Call me Pr0t0c0l. Yeah… spelled with zeroes…
PANTYLINER: I'm sorry, I thought this was just a CVS. I need something for a (whisper) private issue.
TERMINAL: I'm Terminal, an elite computer hacker.
PR0T0C0L: Call me Pr0t0c0l. Yeah… spelled with zeroes…
PANTYLINER: I'm sorry, I thought this was just a CVS. I need something for a (whisper) private issue.
hi my names Shaddam Margera and this is the piss off the Spacers Guild Trick
January 10, 2026 at 8:18 AM
hi my names Shaddam Margera and this is the piss off the Spacers Guild Trick
we should make a Difficult Internet, one that is Difficult to login to for idiots, like usenet of yore
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
we should make a Difficult Internet, one that is Difficult to login to for idiots, like usenet of yore
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care