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They/Them. DJ. Writer. Gamer. I'm thinking too much about everything and passing the rants on to you!
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Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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They supposedly ended it by ***checks notes** massacring, raping, and enslaving women and children. But they did it very Christianly.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Working on those Exocolonist cards and I keep laughing because the inspiration for Sym knocks around my head every time I see it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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this is what it's like, yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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In 2012, a Conservative government awarded April Ashley, a trans woman, an MBE for "services to trans equality".

How far are we from a Labour government revoking that award, because trans people don't deserve equality?
the bbc changed their article from saying 'trans woman' to saying 'biological male who identifies as a woman'.

even if you don't care about trans ppl it should alarm you just how captured the bbc has become.

they will no longer even say 'trans woman'. that's not normal and shows massive bias.
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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[After turning worldwide food supply into grey slime slop made of radioactive jellyfish] It would seem generation alpha has no taste for food,
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Pineapple ham is one of my favorites that I rarely have so I am saving this for a special occasion
Since everyone asked, here’s the recipe:

- bone in raw ham
- preheat to 350
- pin pineapples and cherries with toothpicks all up and down it
- save the juice and add a little pineapple juice and a bag of brown sugar
- cook for 3 hours
- score it 1 hour in
- baste it every 30 min
- cut, soak, serve
Mmm made my dad’s cherry pineapple ham for the first time for an early thanksgiving dinner and it’s incredible.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Since everyone asked, here’s the recipe:

- bone in raw ham
- preheat to 350
- pin pineapples and cherries with toothpicks all up and down it
- save the juice and add a little pineapple juice and a bag of brown sugar
- cook for 3 hours
- score it 1 hour in
- baste it every 30 min
- cut, soak, serve
Mmm made my dad’s cherry pineapple ham for the first time for an early thanksgiving dinner and it’s incredible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Okay but this late night bender scene was a formative moment for HOW MANY of us?
The concept of him flying never comes up before this.

There is never any "maybe his ears are so big he could fly!" at the beginning of the movie.

It only happens at the very end because he somehow ended up in a tree after a late night bender with a mouse and they're like "how'd he get up here?"
Yo I just watched Dumbo and all the flying stuff only happens in the last 10 minutes!

Gets the feather > flies with it > loses the feather > flies anyway > end of movie

10 minutes!

I thought it was like half the movie at least! wtf
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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The concept of him flying never comes up before this.

There is never any "maybe his ears are so big he could fly!" at the beginning of the movie.

It only happens at the very end because he somehow ended up in a tree after a late night bender with a mouse and they're like "how'd he get up here?"
Yo I just watched Dumbo and all the flying stuff only happens in the last 10 minutes!

Gets the feather > flies with it > loses the feather > flies anyway > end of movie

10 minutes!

I thought it was like half the movie at least! wtf
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Reading the Wikipedia entry for 9-year-old Pat's favorite show and...
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"

"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I’ve been drawing free stuff for the internet for the past 15 years, I got paid for a couple things.

You call me petite bourgeoisie I will make your nose meet the back of your skull with my fist
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.

We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.

We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Also this sentence right here is why the metaphor was invented.
look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡

@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡

@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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be the bigolas dickolas you wish to see in the world.
FWIW: Mention books you like or you think others might like. You never know what'll happen:

I saw The Sad Bastard Cookbook here so I mentioned it on Masto (in a "in case you need this" sense). It kinda went viral (1K shares). It jumped to a high ranking on Amazon and then they got media attention.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Reminder as we start to talk about panels for next year's NCTE conference: please don't just invite BIPOC and LGBTQIA+ creators to be on diversity panels. Invite them to be on panels about craft and STEAM books and history and horror and funny books and and and and... Diverse panels are just better.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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It’s never been more clear that Suno doesn’t turn you into a “creator” but rather a “consumer of creator software”
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM