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DBJ
@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social
Live often at twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
Definitely the kind of incredible fucking comic insight that we really need. It's worth welcoming him back if we get gold like this
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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my nephews watching bluey in japanese
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's the most. Wonderful time. Of the year! :P
were running a 30% off black friday sale for the STORES patreon this week, use code "COUPON" !!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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were running a 30% off black friday sale for the STORES patreon this week, use code "COUPON" !!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fucking losing it. I have a fake fucking nothing nowhere job for losers and if this all counts as work I work 110 hours a week
it’s this shit over and over again:
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Time to celebrate the REAL shit... the 24th anniversary of the immediately post-9/11 Creed Thanksgiving halftime show. THIS is what America is about youtu.be/prLQhRYh_Ls?...
Thanxgiving Medley (Higher/My Sacrifice/Don't Stop Dancing
YouTube video by creedvids
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November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Well this chemo is making me feel sick. Whereas eating French fries all day tastes good. So. Some people seem to think the chemo is doing more to cure my cancer but I think it's the fries.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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New ep out with Gareth Reynolds! We went to bass pro shop and became christian

youtu.be/zuRP_9scFNo?...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Volcano Just Erupted in Ethiopia On November 24, 2025
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
All streams on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse at 3pm pacific. Tentative schedule this week! I'll let you know what's going on
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Reptile house with a sign on the wall that tells you all the similarities between crocodile and alligators, but none of their differences
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Watching Fiona and Cake. Really good. I like all the adventure time stuff, even on rewatch--the stories it tells are always juuuuust unsatisfying enough to be engaging. If that makes sense
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Literally perfect local news from Washington Country. Stay til the end.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Beat mega Satan with tainted lost. Feel like I'm on crack
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Very proud of my friend @thelukeman.bsky.social for standing up for his brothers, and hopefully soon his stream will take off!
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.

No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Tom Bombadil keeps fucking texting me about his blonde wife's hippie bush. Enjoy it yourself. What do you want me to say about it
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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It's called the while west because it happened a while ago
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Open your mind and let the Shaggs in
I have been listening to a bunch of outsider music because of @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social and at some point my brain has rewired from "this is terrible" to "this is a pure human experience" and I am so grateful.
It's like how a kids drawing is bad, but it's so pure you can't possibly hate it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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FANTASY/SKELETON.GIF
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Showing off a bunch of STUPID CRAP I FOUND ONLINE. I'm LIVE : twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM