i'm just patrick, deep down
@ouisequitur.bsky.social
i'm a runner now i guess.
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hey you guys, should that doomsday clock just be spinning like that
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Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
2020 wasn't absolutely horrible
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
2020 wasn't absolutely horrible
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
ahh Baker
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
ahh Baker
oh man that reminds me gotta pay insurance
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
oh man that reminds me gotta pay insurance
very haARUMMPH-coded
VERY. PERFECT. HERON. 🩶
VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
very haARUMMPH-coded
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Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
ASK AMANDA, N378DA / DL2684
VDLM2 Message From: N378DA / DL2684
Message: HAVING ISSUES GETTING NFL SCORES. DO YOU KNOW THE FINAL FOR PHI-DAL
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N378DA
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N378DA #DL2684
Message: HAVING ISSUES GETTING NFL SCORES. DO YOU KNOW THE FINAL FOR PHI-DAL
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N378DA
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N378DA #DL2684
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ASK AMANDA, N378DA / DL2684
i have a 6 year old PC on windows 10 and it's absolutely fine but now it's switch to Ubuntu time so it can remain good indefinitely
The main trick is adding an SSD and more RAM to older hardware. SSDs were the big game changer.
Once you do that, unless you're gaming or doing CPU intensive work on your system it's indistinguishable from a modern computer.
Once you do that, unless you're gaming or doing CPU intensive work on your system it's indistinguishable from a modern computer.
I built my desktop 10 years ago and I have no reason to update. There's nothing I need that 6 cores and 32 gigs can't handle. If I were still doing local builds all the time it may be different, but I'm not even sure of that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i have a 6 year old PC on windows 10 and it's absolutely fine but now it's switch to Ubuntu time so it can remain good indefinitely
gotta love alt text that just says Photo
you should get your I'm a Cunt hat bedazzled
you should get your I'm a Cunt hat bedazzled
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
gotta love alt text that just says Photo
you should get your I'm a Cunt hat bedazzled
you should get your I'm a Cunt hat bedazzled
getting trucked by a guy named Puka
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
getting trucked by a guy named Puka
Harrison
Mevis
Mevis
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Harrison
Mevis
Mevis
ok kneeland is not looking down from above, man. that's gross as fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
ok kneeland is not looking down from above, man. that's gross as fuck.
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kickers should be allowed to kick the ball through the uprights on a kickoff for 2 points as many times in a row as they want but, if they miss, they sacrifice all points in the chain and the other team takes over at the 50
please make us commissioner of the NFL
please make us commissioner of the NFL
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
kickers should be allowed to kick the ball through the uprights on a kickoff for 2 points as many times in a row as they want but, if they miss, they sacrifice all points in the chain and the other team takes over at the 50
please make us commissioner of the NFL
please make us commissioner of the NFL
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peak Bluesky juxtaposition
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
peak Bluesky juxtaposition
eagles
what
what
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
eagles
what
what
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"yeah, they get it..."
September 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"yeah, they get it..."
ok hear me out: George Pickens MVP
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ok hear me out: George Pickens MVP
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After losing Penny, I think it’ll be a long while before I have another dog. But I did sign up to take shelter dogs out for field trips and did my first one today. Meet Parker, who is up for adoption with no fees at East Bay SPCA!
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
After losing Penny, I think it’ll be a long while before I have another dog. But I did sign up to take shelter dogs out for field trips and did my first one today. Meet Parker, who is up for adoption with no fees at East Bay SPCA!
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Michael Sleighton
If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Michael Sleighton
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“why did you give that homeless guy money? He’s just gonna spend it on drugs”
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“why did you give that homeless guy money? He’s just gonna spend it on drugs”
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry
nakobe dean running through that guy's facemask
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
nakobe dean running through that guy's facemask
walk off sacks are the best sacks
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
walk off sacks are the best sacks
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Bluesky is a Sports App
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bluesky is a Sports App
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.