i'm just patrick, deep down
@ouisequitur.bsky.social
i'm a runner now i guess.
when my wife and i were dating her dog and i would absolutely go hell for leatther playing ball through her apartment hallway as she worked. we didn't make a lot of noise except for errant bounce or when roxie did swimmer's turn off the bed
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
when my wife and i were dating her dog and i would absolutely go hell for leatther playing ball through her apartment hallway as she worked. we didn't make a lot of noise except for errant bounce or when roxie did swimmer's turn off the bed
as usual, the European original is better
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
as usual, the European original is better
this is a Cherished Core Memory how this Quaker man absolutely hooted and hollered at this
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this is a Cherished Core Memory how this Quaker man absolutely hooted and hollered at this
when you accidentally find "this was weird and i loved it" in something very much marketed as Not That
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
when you accidentally find "this was weird and i loved it" in something very much marketed as Not That
2020 wasn't absolutely horrible
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
2020 wasn't absolutely horrible
oh man that reminds me gotta pay insurance
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
oh man that reminds me gotta pay insurance
i keep it flat on the table
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i keep it flat on the table
oh man i forgot I CAUGHT A LEAF
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
oh man i forgot I CAUGHT A LEAF
haha yeah we knew it was coming i wore this every day
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
haha yeah we knew it was coming i wore this every day
these violet delights have violet ends
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
these violet delights have violet ends
<spoiler>
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
<spoiler>
this exists
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this exists
ok, sure, yeah
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ok, sure, yeah
so got like 5000 steps rearranging garage hashtag city life
anybody want an antique 17' ladder
anybody want an antique 17' ladder
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
so got like 5000 steps rearranging garage hashtag city life
anybody want an antique 17' ladder
anybody want an antique 17' ladder
checkin' it out
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
checkin' it out
was bored during lockdown
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
was bored during lockdown
belay that
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
belay that
jesus fucking christ burn it down carol, burn it all
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
jesus fucking christ burn it down carol, burn it all
when your book club says goodbye to your bar owner for the last time*
*she's moving back to Bulgaria
*she's moving back to Bulgaria
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when your book club says goodbye to your bar owner for the last time*
*she's moving back to Bulgaria
*she's moving back to Bulgaria
it might be today you guys
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it might be today you guys
it's gonna be a dope ass day
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
it's gonna be a dope ass day
pictured: boy who doesn't wanna do this
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
pictured: boy who doesn't wanna do this