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OfficeofSteve
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You've been smooching with everybody
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My stages on being drunk
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
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Only I can prevent forest fires
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think everyone is entitled to a sad saxophone solo during a breakup
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This administration is like Rocky 5, once everything is done, we'll pretend like it never happened
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Of course I learn about this man for the first time because of his Nazi tattoo.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Maybe she’s insufferable.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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“it’s MN nice! go away ICE” sign at no kings minneapolis
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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“RESTORE CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING” sign at no kings minneapolis
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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*looking in the mirror

Who the hell is that?
April 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that
October 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
When you die, after the eulogy, you should be shamed on how many condiments are in your fridge
October 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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life is like a kick in the bean
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Probably worth mentioning that if the Democrats buckled and voted to pass the bill that robs Americans of ACA, it wouldn't take a dime from immigrants getting emergency care.

That's already funded. It's not even in danger of being cut.
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica
October 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Please make your replies more sequitur.
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state
October 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
2025 minivan: I have navigation and TVs to keep kiddies entertained
1990 minivan: I have ashtrays for the entire family
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This coffee tastes like thank fuck it’s Friday.
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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*cracks knuckles*

Let the long weekend shenanigans begin.
October 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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For the thousandth time guys! I am NOT secretly a squirrel.
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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If you can’t find a man who meets your expectations, don’t be afraid to settle

And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM