Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Pinned
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
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I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
Murder shouldn't be a "partisan" issue.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Murder shouldn't be a "partisan" issue.
The CDC's "vaccine advice" should be completely ignored until the "leadership" is restored to actual scientists.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The CDC's "vaccine advice" should be completely ignored until the "leadership" is restored to actual scientists.
Apparently, Kash Patel thinks the FBI works for his girlfriend.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Apparently, Kash Patel thinks the FBI works for his girlfriend.
In shocking news, the DC Bomber is a Trump Supporter. So of course they're pursuing his mental health issues.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
In shocking news, the DC Bomber is a Trump Supporter. So of course they're pursuing his mental health issues.
The US murdered four more people today.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The US murdered four more people today.
In summary: The Supreme Court said the plaintiff didn't give the presumption of good legislative faith, even thought it was brazenly NOT in good faith, and the SC did this while not even exercising good faith in reviewing WHY the plaintiff PROVED the legislature acted in bad faith.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In summary: The Supreme Court said the plaintiff didn't give the presumption of good legislative faith, even thought it was brazenly NOT in good faith, and the SC did this while not even exercising good faith in reviewing WHY the plaintiff PROVED the legislature acted in bad faith.
He wasn't sleeping. He was "listening intensely."
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He wasn't sleeping. He was "listening intensely."
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
Y'all, he wasn't sleeping; he was "listening intensely."
On another note, who is watching SNL this weekend?
On another note, who is watching SNL this weekend?
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Y'all, he wasn't sleeping; he was "listening intensely."
On another note, who is watching SNL this weekend?
On another note, who is watching SNL this weekend?
So Donald Trump said he wasn't sleeping, he was just closing his eyes because he was thinking really hard about Rubio was saying, and that SNL skit just got better.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So Donald Trump said he wasn't sleeping, he was just closing his eyes because he was thinking really hard about Rubio was saying, and that SNL skit just got better.
When the Cowboys want to set things on fire, they go to Turpin.
They call it TurpinTime.
They call it TurpinTime.
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When the Cowboys want to set things on fire, they go to Turpin.
They call it TurpinTime.
They call it TurpinTime.
MAGA: Are you telling me Kamala Harris would have been better?!?!?!
Me: Yes.
Me: Yes.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
MAGA: Are you telling me Kamala Harris would have been better?!?!?!
Me: Yes.
Me: Yes.
No, undocumented immigrants aren't voting. Just stop with that. youtube.com/shorts/4JMP3...
Undocumented Immigrants Aren't Voting. Period
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No, undocumented immigrants aren't voting. Just stop with that. youtube.com/shorts/4JMP3...
"Your an idiot."
--MAGA
--MAGA
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Your an idiot."
--MAGA
--MAGA
When will we address the MAGA war on Apostrophes?
I think they want to "Make Apostrophes Go Away."
I think they want to "Make Apostrophes Go Away."
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When will we address the MAGA war on Apostrophes?
I think they want to "Make Apostrophes Go Away."
I think they want to "Make Apostrophes Go Away."
On MAGAs, Whataboutisms, and Bill Clinton
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
On MAGAs, Whataboutisms, and Bill Clinton
The Maga First Line of Defense: The Ad Hominem Attack
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The Maga First Line of Defense: The Ad Hominem Attack
Just floating an idea for a new game. "Republican Monopoly." What do you think?
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just floating an idea for a new game. "Republican Monopoly." What do you think?
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly
“When Americans were looking for some way to resist at the beginning of the second Trump administration, we kind of had to do it ourselves… What if we all went to our state capitals on the same day, protesting with the same message? And that spread rapidly"
- Hunter Dunn, @50501movement.bsky.social
- Hunter Dunn, @50501movement.bsky.social
GLOBAL WARNING: Hunter Dunn, 50501 (Ep 7)
YouTube video by AWKWORD
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December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“When Americans were looking for some way to resist at the beginning of the second Trump administration, we kind of had to do it ourselves… What if we all went to our state capitals on the same day, protesting with the same message? And that spread rapidly"
- Hunter Dunn, @50501movement.bsky.social
- Hunter Dunn, @50501movement.bsky.social
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly
Pete Hegseth is a liar. Everything he says is bullsh*t.
Sing along, folks!
Sing along, folks!
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Pete Hegseth is a liar. Everything he says is bullsh*t.
Sing along, folks!
Sing along, folks!
STARTING NOW!!! You asked! I answered. Today on The Pun Show, I address the most common logical fallacies the MAGAs use, with examples of each! OK, maybe you didn't ask, but I answered anyway out of sheer frustration.
youtube.com/live/aU9Wmno...
youtube.com/live/aU9Wmno...
The Pun Show: Addressing 10 of the Dumbest MAGA Fallacies
I want to address today's show to addressing stupid MAGA fallacies that are so ubiquitous it makes honest discourse impossible. Note this list is nowhere nea...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
STARTING NOW!!! You asked! I answered. Today on The Pun Show, I address the most common logical fallacies the MAGAs use, with examples of each! OK, maybe you didn't ask, but I answered anyway out of sheer frustration.
youtube.com/live/aU9Wmno...
youtube.com/live/aU9Wmno...
For today's Pun Show, I want to spend some time on "Responding to MAGAs dumbest arguments."
Like maybe a top 10 or something. So what are you the most sick of that you'd like to see addressed. Doesn't have to be "current."
Like maybe a top 10 or something. So what are you the most sick of that you'd like to see addressed. Doesn't have to be "current."
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
For today's Pun Show, I want to spend some time on "Responding to MAGAs dumbest arguments."
Like maybe a top 10 or something. So what are you the most sick of that you'd like to see addressed. Doesn't have to be "current."
Like maybe a top 10 or something. So what are you the most sick of that you'd like to see addressed. Doesn't have to be "current."
MAGA: If you have gun control the criminals will still find a way.
Also MAGA: If you bomb the crap out of fishing boats, you will make it impossible for criminals to get cocaine over the border.
Also MAGA: If you bomb the crap out of fishing boats, you will make it impossible for criminals to get cocaine over the border.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
MAGA: If you have gun control the criminals will still find a way.
Also MAGA: If you bomb the crap out of fishing boats, you will make it impossible for criminals to get cocaine over the border.
Also MAGA: If you bomb the crap out of fishing boats, you will make it impossible for criminals to get cocaine over the border.
The people in red hats aren't arguing about or trying to solve overdose deaths; they're justifying murder and war. Not one thing they argue actually solves drug overdoses. Not one.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The people in red hats aren't arguing about or trying to solve overdose deaths; they're justifying murder and war. Not one thing they argue actually solves drug overdoses. Not one.
Reposted by Machine Pun Kelly
BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.