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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · Apr 11

My stages on being drunk
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 18h

life is like a kick in the bean

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 18h

Probably worth mentioning that if the Democrats buckled and voted to pass the bill that robs Americans of ACA, it wouldn't take a dime from immigrants getting emergency care.

That's already funded. It's not even in danger of being cut.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 23h

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19h

There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 18h

2025 minivan: I have navigation and TVs to keep kiddies entertained
1990 minivan: I have ashtrays for the entire family

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Aug 22

This coffee tastes like thank fuck it’s Friday.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 3d

*cracks knuckles*

Let the long weekend shenanigans begin.

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 15d

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 9d

For the thousandth time guys! I am NOT secretly a squirrel.

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 8d

If you can’t find a man who meets your expectations, don’t be afraid to settle

And by settle I mean settle in at home for some quality you time by yourself long-term, because living without bs doing whatever the fuck you want is genuinely wonderful and way under rated. 11/10 stars, would recommend

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 8d

every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was

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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 8d

She looks like one of those Old Navy mannequins came to life

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 9d

Woke up Cunty… again

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 9d

I saw you liked my comment about farting on your face. My ring size is 5.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 9d

when two people argue online, i believe whoever spells correctly

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 11d

storing bacon in my pussy so your dick can be the sizzlean

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · Jun 16

My new thongs not only fit weird, but when I walk, my vagina goes flip-flop

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · Nov 22

bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · Jan 19

buying a waffle maker is a great idea if you want to make waffles every day for two weeks and then never again

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11d

the beatnik economy? you mean snapitalism?

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11d

funny thing about moving to Seattle is there's a 5% surcharge on your state taxes if you can't name 3 Nirvana songs

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11d

now they’re even trying to gerrymander roku city

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 11d

From taking photos of a monarch butterfly to it landing on my hand that had my phone in it. Talk about beauty

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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 12d

During the George W Bush administration, they asked The Onion to stop using the official presidential seal. In response, they created this Weekender cover. It was perfect.

The cover of The Onion's Weekender edition that has a picture of former First Lady Laura Bush with a headline quote that says "I just wish I could stop shitting blood."

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