Kaspar Hauser VIII
@nomadwil.bsky.social
Raconteur, Marine combat vet, nerd, dog dad, Socialist
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Quoting self from a dream last night “you have 10 First Wall Gorilla nominations, and won 8 of them. But you’ve never been to the presentations?!”
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Quoting self from a dream last night “you have 10 First Wall Gorilla nominations, and won 8 of them. But you’ve never been to the presentations?!”
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
Pretty sure it was film related. Maybe in my messy dream universe the academy awards are Gorillas 🦍 not Oscars?
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the rfk lizza letter be like
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the rfk lizza letter be like
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
Has the Venezuelan government tried buying some real estate from Trump? Or giving him a gold bar, Rolex or a crown? Just spitballing here.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Has the Venezuelan government tried buying some real estate from Trump? Or giving him a gold bar, Rolex or a crown? Just spitballing here.
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We are only days away from finding out Olivia Nuzzi fucked a bag of Jack Links beef jerky she thought was running for president as a Republican.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We are only days away from finding out Olivia Nuzzi fucked a bag of Jack Links beef jerky she thought was running for president as a Republican.
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The last couple weeks have been a parade of evidence that our elites are all deeply unserious, vacuously stupid and unimpressive people and have been for years. I can’t see Trump as anything but a symptom of a rot that was already long present.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The last couple weeks have been a parade of evidence that our elites are all deeply unserious, vacuously stupid and unimpressive people and have been for years. I can’t see Trump as anything but a symptom of a rot that was already long present.
When I was 5 I found a dead bat in our neighbor’s garage. So I put it in my pocket, and brought it home to show my mom. I turned out, uh ok ?Anywho…
I found underneath the massive backyard leaf pile my beautiful children have been playing in for the past four weeks a decomposing rabbit
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When I was 5 I found a dead bat in our neighbor’s garage. So I put it in my pocket, and brought it home to show my mom. I turned out, uh ok ?Anywho…
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by the time this is all over, we're going to find out that Epstein was in the Trump Files
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
by the time this is all over, we're going to find out that Epstein was in the Trump Files
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Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
Jack Schlossberg, Social Media Provocateur, Gives Politics a Try
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
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the Dems keep operating like this cynical shit has no effect. It’s why their core voters don’t fucking show up. When they say “we fight for you” nobody believes them, because they constantly pull shit like this and say “what else are you gonna vote for.” But then people STAY HOME.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the Dems keep operating like this cynical shit has no effect. It’s why their core voters don’t fucking show up. When they say “we fight for you” nobody believes them, because they constantly pull shit like this and say “what else are you gonna vote for.” But then people STAY HOME.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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putting on my ape noises vinyl full blast and throwing shit out the window at passersby
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
putting on my ape noises vinyl full blast and throwing shit out the window at passersby
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:
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In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death, a TN sheriff had a 61-yr-old man arrested for posting a meme on Facebook, which the sheriff absurdly construed as a threat. It was pretty clearly bullshit but I dug into the case using FB & public records and now it looks even worse. My latest @theintercept.com:
The Absurd Prosecution of a Man Who Posted a Charlie Kirk Meme
Larry Bushart Jr. posted trolling memes on a Facebook thread about a vigil for Kirk. He’s been in a Tennessee jail ever since.
theintercept.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death, a TN sheriff had a 61-yr-old man arrested for posting a meme on Facebook, which the sheriff absurdly construed as a threat. It was pretty clearly bullshit but I dug into the case using FB & public records and now it looks even worse. My latest @theintercept.com:
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The only question for Mike Johnson should be "why did you dissolve Congress?" And when he predictably lies or changes the subject, repeatedly follow up with variations of "so why aren't you doing your job?"
The Speaker's opinions on anything else matter little if Congress is artificially on leave.
The Speaker's opinions on anything else matter little if Congress is artificially on leave.
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The only question for Mike Johnson should be "why did you dissolve Congress?" And when he predictably lies or changes the subject, repeatedly follow up with variations of "so why aren't you doing your job?"
The Speaker's opinions on anything else matter little if Congress is artificially on leave.
The Speaker's opinions on anything else matter little if Congress is artificially on leave.
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there is a new scandal as bad or worse than what got trump impeached the first time about every 48 hours
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
there is a new scandal as bad or worse than what got trump impeached the first time about every 48 hours
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It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House
October 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House
Wow. I didn’t know rightwing billionaire “gift” givers also shutdown the last few weeks.
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Both the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) and the federal judiciary itself is about to run completely out of money to do anything beyond basic operations, according to a new report.The Hill reported Friday that the High Court "expects to run out of funding on October 18," per Supreme Cour...
bit.ly
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wow. I didn’t know rightwing billionaire “gift” givers also shutdown the last few weeks.
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When I was frightened my Nanna would sit next to my bed, rub my back and whisper, "Shhh, ghosts aren't for real Jack." Which would have made me feel better if she hadn't died before I was born.
October 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When I was frightened my Nanna would sit next to my bed, rub my back and whisper, "Shhh, ghosts aren't for real Jack." Which would have made me feel better if she hadn't died before I was born.
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Well the baseball game is over but the night is young for the 38 year olds of Bluesky, and that means it’s time to take a low dose aspirin and read about Bigfoot on your iPad for 20 minutes before falling asleep
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Well the baseball game is over but the night is young for the 38 year olds of Bluesky, and that means it’s time to take a low dose aspirin and read about Bigfoot on your iPad for 20 minutes before falling asleep
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it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa