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Metalhead // Lover of all things morbid & strange // Nap Enthusiast // Professional cat snuggler // I post seldom but I repost a lot // she/her //
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Every single version of Santa Baby that I've ever heard is DISTURBINGLY horny, but the Kylie Minogue one is OFF THE CHARTS. I love Kylie Minogue, but she deserved prison. Has anyone EVER recorded a version that doesn't sound like they're actively salivating over Santa's cock, or is that not a thing?
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Every single version of Santa Baby that I've ever heard is DISTURBINGLY horny, but the Kylie Minogue one is OFF THE CHARTS. I love Kylie Minogue, but she deserved prison. Has anyone EVER recorded a version that doesn't sound like they're actively salivating over Santa's cock, or is that not a thing?
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In death I live.
Among Lost Souls.
My eyes I keep
This place was Hell
In Heaven
I'll miss to stay here.
I'll be a Ghost
Unlike the way
You Ghosted me
I'll be here
For many moons
Displaced, watching
As Earth Screams
For intervention
I'll try again
To enter once more
Forever lost
In my Presence
Among Lost Souls.
My eyes I keep
This place was Hell
In Heaven
I'll miss to stay here.
I'll be a Ghost
Unlike the way
You Ghosted me
I'll be here
For many moons
Displaced, watching
As Earth Screams
For intervention
I'll try again
To enter once more
Forever lost
In my Presence
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
In death I live.
Among Lost Souls.
My eyes I keep
This place was Hell
In Heaven
I'll miss to stay here.
I'll be a Ghost
Unlike the way
You Ghosted me
I'll be here
For many moons
Displaced, watching
As Earth Screams
For intervention
I'll try again
To enter once more
Forever lost
In my Presence
Among Lost Souls.
My eyes I keep
This place was Hell
In Heaven
I'll miss to stay here.
I'll be a Ghost
Unlike the way
You Ghosted me
I'll be here
For many moons
Displaced, watching
As Earth Screams
For intervention
I'll try again
To enter once more
Forever lost
In my Presence
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
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Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
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Sounds like a solid Wednesday night…
April 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sounds like a solid Wednesday night…
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Guy Sculpting Mt Rushmore: fuck, this looks nothing like John Wayne motorboating Rita Hayworth
Passerby: Dude is that Roosevelt
Guy: uh, yeah
Passerby: Dude is that Roosevelt
Guy: uh, yeah
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Guy Sculpting Mt Rushmore: fuck, this looks nothing like John Wayne motorboating Rita Hayworth
Passerby: Dude is that Roosevelt
Guy: uh, yeah
Passerby: Dude is that Roosevelt
Guy: uh, yeah
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Alles Gute zum "Ja es gibt einen Männertag, er ist am 19. November, nein ihr habt euch bisher nicht drum gekümmert und das Interesse ausgerechnet nur heute lässt tief blicken"-Tag.
March 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Alles Gute zum "Ja es gibt einen Männertag, er ist am 19. November, nein ihr habt euch bisher nicht drum gekümmert und das Interesse ausgerechnet nur heute lässt tief blicken"-Tag.
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Medusa: *taking a selfie* goddammit!
March 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Medusa: *taking a selfie* goddammit!
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Me: "One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath."
Interviewer: " ... and a weakness?"
Interviewer: " ... and a weakness?"
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Me: "One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath."
Interviewer: " ... and a weakness?"
Interviewer: " ... and a weakness?"
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This is my emotional support middle finger. It’s important that it travels with me wherever I go.
March 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This is my emotional support middle finger. It’s important that it travels with me wherever I go.
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Elon Musk is not the richest man in the world; men who live at home with their partner and children who love them experience riches he couldn't imagine.
February 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Elon Musk is not the richest man in the world; men who live at home with their partner and children who love them experience riches he couldn't imagine.
My Spiders? From Mars
My Duran? Duran
My seagulls? Flocked
February 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My Spiders? From Mars
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Scared of regular clowns?
Scared of Pennywise?
Ha.
Now here's a clown to haunt you in your nightmares:
Scared of Pennywise?
Ha.
Now here's a clown to haunt you in your nightmares:
February 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Scared of regular clowns?
Scared of Pennywise?
Ha.
Now here's a clown to haunt you in your nightmares:
Scared of Pennywise?
Ha.
Now here's a clown to haunt you in your nightmares:
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Honey, I Shrunk The Kids' Future
February 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids' Future
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If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
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"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
August 22, 2023 at 7:06 AM
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
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All boobs go to heaven.
January 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
All boobs go to heaven.
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All the best horror movies feature someone panicking in a ball gown
January 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
All the best horror movies feature someone panicking in a ball gown
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hey bluesky can you help me spread the word about my merch that i came up with in 2020 that vultures bootlegged to hell after it went viral? it would be dope to at least pay my bills from my merch that colonizers are currently making millions off of.
November 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
hey bluesky can you help me spread the word about my merch that i came up with in 2020 that vultures bootlegged to hell after it went viral? it would be dope to at least pay my bills from my merch that colonizers are currently making millions off of.
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instead of stressing yourself over news designed to make you want to stress out, read a free story about how, among other things, rent is a curse
www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bhat...
www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bhat...
Bhatia, P.I. - Lightspeed Magazine
It’s a few minutes before seven on a cold October evening and I’m just reaching into the bottom drawer of my desk for the Old Monk and my well-thumbed copy of The Big Sleep when I hear footsteps hurry...
www.lightspeedmagazine.com
January 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
instead of stressing yourself over news designed to make you want to stress out, read a free story about how, among other things, rent is a curse
www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bhat...
www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bhat...
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I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.