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Galdracori
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde Art school student from Germany. (they/she)
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Will people ever get that we either all have rights, or we all are at danger? Regardless of gender, sexuality, ethnicity, disability, immigration status or whatever the fuck? If you vote for a gov't that excludes people, the goalpost can shift to exclude you at some point, too.
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I LOVE stuff like this. Grew up in Bavaria, lived in Berlin for a few years. In Berlin I used to troll people w/ Bavarian words, and now back in Bavaria I troll people w/ Berliner words. Pure bliss seeing people's confused faces.
Wait...

Is Hex Wrench an American thing? Like we have these in Canada. But they are not called Hex Wrenches
Convincing myself: "In the apocalypse, the person with the collection of hex wrenches will be unstoppable!"
There's just no words to describe what the fuck is going on these days in a way that makes the sentences feel real.
CN alcohol

If I had to drink 1 shot every time I had to laugh while watching this, 15 minutes flat and I'd be deceased. Absolute gold content 10/10
youtu.be/iCfeD4YANf8?...
LOL. OK. Okay. Yes. Okay, fine. You got me. I finally understand the appeal of the Omegaverse. It's just absolutely fucking HILARIOUS.
Why the fuck is ADHD called "attention deficit hyperactivity disorder" when it's very clearly a "conciousness astral projects itself into outer space the exact moment something very important was explained syndrome".
That is indeed the kind of furniture worthy of an emperor.
Bin einfach nur noch fassungslos wenn ich sowas lese.
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You never have to worry about bothering someone when commenting "I like your characters" or "I like your work." We love it. However... there's a good chance a writer/artist explodes into a thousand glowing rainbow confetti bits. Otherwise known as Validation Induced Exploding Syndrome. Very common.
It's even worse than my fear of heights and I struggle to get rid of that one already. Collecting phobias like Pokémon.
The interesting part (at least for me) is that fixing my arachnophobia and my phobia of wasps was comparatively easy. Don't get me wrong, it was nightmare-ish-ly unpleasant, but blenno? I'm not sure if I ever manage to get rid of that one. It's the end boss and it's kicking my ass lol
CN phobias emeto

Hey you know what? I used to have a handful phobias which I fought really hard and got rid of (mostly). But somehow I never connected the dots that I have another one. Blennophobia. I love toy slime, but actual slimy snot can make me lose my lunch. Having a cold is a nightmare.
May their pillows always be fluffy and have the perfect temperature.
Fuck Harry Potter, read Andrzej Sapkowski's Witcher Saga. It's not the confusing horse piss that Netflix attempted to make out of it.
fuck Harry Potter, read Pratchett's Tiffany Aching books instead. "I Shall Wear Midnight" will rip your soul right out of your body.
fuck Harry Potter, watch Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves instead
Hatten sie damals auch schon, ich schätze die haben sich nix dabei gedacht als der Mann da mit seinem Kleinen an ihnen vorbei ging. 🤣
At least they know better and put the Netflix logo as a sticker onto The Witcher books, or else the fans would cook broth out of their livers.
The cover of this copy of Frankenstein was cool until Netflix put their logo right in the middle of it!

#booksky
Kannte mal einen alleinerziehenden Vater, der eine Bullshit-Sanktion bekam. Einladung zum Termin kam am Tag nach des Termins.

Er setzte seinen 4jährigen auf den Schreibtisch der JobCenter-Person und sagte: "OK, dann füttern Sie ihn bis ich es wieder kann."
Ging dann alles plötzlich ganz schnell.
I am once again asking people to stop snorting their body's ✨waste products✨
Sometimes stuff is so compact I have to re-watch episodes to understand wtf is going on.
I miss staying a while, you know? Breathe in a universe for a bit, get to know people. Getting to know the world, meander in a side story or two. Having time to fall in love with its beauty. I really miss that.
Maybe I'm just not the targed audience, idk. But it's kinda sad. All that should've been done was to tighten up storytelling a little bit. Just not to make episodes all the same, or have us wait for one whole season for something meaningful to happen. Instead, it's boom-boom-boom and then it's over.
Not every story has to be that long, but 8 episodes? Even if the episodes are 45 or 60 minutes or whatever long, it still doesn't work for me. Like, at all. I'm currently watching an anime that's almost 20 years old, but it does have those tendencies that became kind of normal in the past years.