Aw this is so adorable!!! ❤️

But of course, it's usually not just one big something wrong. Oftentimes it's several. Welcome to my brain. Please sit down. The seats have barbs. Make yourself feel at hell.

I just wish I had the synapses that wire cause and solution together so I can work with myself. But instead I'm just lost in a diffuse wordless discomfort that drives me up the wall until eventually by trial and error I figure it out like when a baby cries and you try everything until it sleeps.

Or it's just some clutter on one of the desks that completely paralyzes my brain for several days even though I don't mind it but somehow still do so I eventually find some time and energy to tidy up the space and suddenly...
🧠: ✨😊✨
🦥: Fuck you in particular

And after days of being uncomfortable for no apparent reason I end up with a conclusion that's as bonkers as "the distance between the wall and the window on the other wall is 30cm too short so the tables don't stand the way I need" in an apartment I live in for 4 years now and it's just UUUGH

My favourite is Bavarian:
"Glei ruck ma zam"
Literally just says "We're about to move closer together", you know like when sitting on a bench? But it means that if you don't stop, we're about to get physically so close enough to each other for me to give you the trouble you deserve.

Omg those remind me of this work of horror.

Seriously. Just text on solid color is such an interesting choice. Sometimes even better than a picture.

If I see a book w/ ai cover, I assume the text has been at least in part done w/ ai. And why should I look at & read what nobody could be arsed to design/write?

Those people have never been in the same room with a bunch of fanfic writers and it shows.

You know what we need? An idea council. Like jury duty but for fanfic writers. Some random Joe in Wisconsin wants to know what business to found? The council has spoken. The answer is 3 rats in a trenchcoat.

Yeah if that's the part that is so impossible for someone to do on their own without a machine holding their hand, they should find something else to do that gives them joy while having to use zero problem solving skills whatsoever.

There's the "I want shorter games worse graphics not kidding etc etc" phrase, how about "I want artists to be able to make mistakes and make weird unappealing shit sometimes and not starve"