Konrad
@konrad42.bsky.social
He/Him Retail by day, tabletop and videogames by night. Big TMNT fanboy. Playing and painting too many tabletop games and working on writing my own. ( #animetabletop )
I also like videogame music a whole lot.
I also like videogame music a whole lot.
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Konrad
@konrad42.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Hello there. I'm Konrad and I like to hyperfocus on too many tabletop games and build lots of terrain for it. I hope to write my own ruleset at some point.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Every time I accidentally see a clip from Fortnite it's like "at long last, we have created Ready Player One from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Ready Player One"
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Every time I accidentally see a clip from Fortnite it's like "at long last, we have created Ready Player One from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Ready Player One"
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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A bearded, battle damaged Peter Parker in '94 style. #spiderman94 #spidermantas #spidermantheanimatedseries #fanart #freelanceartist #peterparker #battledamaged #marvelccomics #marvelanimation
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A bearded, battle damaged Peter Parker in '94 style. #spiderman94 #spidermantas #spidermantheanimatedseries #fanart #freelanceartist #peterparker #battledamaged #marvelccomics #marvelanimation
Fuck me, got milkshakeducked by a movie. And everything else is SO GOOD, there's like some killer practical effects, wonderful designs. Some real artists worked on this and then they went and used for A.I. something so easy.
variety.com/2024/film/ne...
variety.com/2024/film/ne...
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Fuck me, got milkshakeducked by a movie. And everything else is SO GOOD, there's like some killer practical effects, wonderful designs. Some real artists worked on this and then they went and used for A.I. something so easy.
variety.com/2024/film/ne...
variety.com/2024/film/ne...
the 2nd sword you get in MM was always my favourite Zelda sword. Too bad it sucks. xD
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
the 2nd sword you get in MM was always my favourite Zelda sword. Too bad it sucks. xD
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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So
The boulder in RE5 is thematically both the end point of Chris’ character arc as well as a representation of the player overcoming their fears and defeating the Evil in Resident Evil. It’s arguably one of the most thematically poignant moment in RE5 — yes really. 🧵1/13
The boulder in RE5 is thematically both the end point of Chris’ character arc as well as a representation of the player overcoming their fears and defeating the Evil in Resident Evil. It’s arguably one of the most thematically poignant moment in RE5 — yes really. 🧵1/13
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So
The boulder in RE5 is thematically both the end point of Chris’ character arc as well as a representation of the player overcoming their fears and defeating the Evil in Resident Evil. It’s arguably one of the most thematically poignant moment in RE5 — yes really. 🧵1/13
The boulder in RE5 is thematically both the end point of Chris’ character arc as well as a representation of the player overcoming their fears and defeating the Evil in Resident Evil. It’s arguably one of the most thematically poignant moment in RE5 — yes really. 🧵1/13
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„Sind Sie sich sicher, dass Final Fantasy VII nicht in Ihrer Top 5 aller Zeiten ist?“
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
„Sind Sie sich sicher, dass Final Fantasy VII nicht in Ihrer Top 5 aller Zeiten ist?“
Watched LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL. This was a great movie. You should all go watch it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Watched LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL. This was a great movie. You should all go watch it.
I allowed myself one Black Friday treat as well.
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a red glow
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a red glow
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November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I allowed myself one Black Friday treat as well.
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Warum heißt es "in Frankreich gibt es einen gesetzlich geregelten, sozialen Brotpreis" und nicht
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Warum heißt es "in Frankreich gibt es einen gesetzlich geregelten, sozialen Brotpreis" und nicht
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November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Leave it to Pratchet to squeeze in a literary reference I had no idea existed. See the quote in the first post above for context.
Our Pterry was an erudite man and able to nick jokes from W Somerset Maugham (who in turn nicked it from the Babylonian Talmud).
!["The Appointment in Samarra"
(as retold by W Somerset Maugham [1933])
The speaker is Death
There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace | was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture, now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went.
Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw me standing in the crowd and he came to me and said, why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning? That was not a threatening gesture, I said, it was only a start of surprise.
I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:225g4y2e35b4fylvbsbe752f/bafkreiao3g62uwcvp43groweivatq5v3yza76wawdzqwddgwktvrwubb3m@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Leave it to Pratchet to squeeze in a literary reference I had no idea existed. See the quote in the first post above for context.
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"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
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„Wo ist denn hier ein ordentliches Stück Brot?“
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
„Wo ist denn hier ein ordentliches Stück Brot?“
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
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On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.
WHO IS THIS FOR?! WHO FONDLY REMEMBERS KILL BILL, PLAYS FORTNITE AND THINKS THIS LOOKS GOOD?!
First look at Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Yuki’s Revenge’
• It’s a part of ‘Kill Bill’ that was never filmed
• Uma Thurman returns as The Bride
• Follows Yubari’s sister as she travels to the US to hunt down The Bride
• Animated by Fortnite
• Releasing on November 30
• It’s a part of ‘Kill Bill’ that was never filmed
• Uma Thurman returns as The Bride
• Follows Yubari’s sister as she travels to the US to hunt down The Bride
• Animated by Fortnite
• Releasing on November 30
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
WHO IS THIS FOR?! WHO FONDLY REMEMBERS KILL BILL, PLAYS FORTNITE AND THINKS THIS LOOKS GOOD?!
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Happy Turkey Day!!!
If you smell somethin' yummy in the walls, whip it good! 🧱🍗🧱
If you smell somethin' yummy in the walls, whip it good! 🧱🍗🧱
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Turkey Day!!!
If you smell somethin' yummy in the walls, whip it good! 🧱🍗🧱
If you smell somethin' yummy in the walls, whip it good! 🧱🍗🧱
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Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
This is the one to repost, folks!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ninja Turtle Base. DONE.
This is the one to repost, folks!
This is the one to repost, folks!