Michael Scorpio
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the Macy’s parade is good now
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the Macy’s parade is good now
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cop: gonna let you off with a warning this time
me: uwu thank you officer-senpai
cop: *unsheathing baton* step out of the car
me: uwu thank you officer-senpai
cop: *unsheathing baton* step out of the car
May 15, 2023 at 4:09 PM
cop: gonna let you off with a warning this time
me: uwu thank you officer-senpai
cop: *unsheathing baton* step out of the car
me: uwu thank you officer-senpai
cop: *unsheathing baton* step out of the car
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"yimbys are baby hitlers" is such a fucking wild thing to believe at a moment when the feds are trying to both eliminate federal funding for permanent housing and condition the remaining federal housing money on states putting their entire homeless populations into mental institutions and prisons.
sometimes you just need to take a step back and marvel at the absurdity that is the left-NIMBY mindset
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"yimbys are baby hitlers" is such a fucking wild thing to believe at a moment when the feds are trying to both eliminate federal funding for permanent housing and condition the remaining federal housing money on states putting their entire homeless populations into mental institutions and prisons.
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Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
May 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
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There is and never was a ceasefire.
The so-called ceasefire might seem like a good excuse to bury the hatchet and enjoy a quieter family dinner, but it’s not.
Keep Talking About Gaza at Your Thanksgiving Table
Why we need to keep pushing for the end of Israel’s genocide in Gaza, even if that means an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner.
interc.pt
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There is and never was a ceasefire.
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Happy near anniversary
“Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, was stabbed by another inmate and seriously injured Friday at a federal prison in Arizona, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.”
Ex-officer Derek Chauvin, convicted in George Floyd's killing, stabbed in prison, AP source says
Former Minneapolis police Officer Derek Chauvin has been stabbed by another inmate at a federal prison in Arizona where he's serving time for the murder of George Floyd.
apnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy near anniversary
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Little reminder that this nightmare blunt rotation happened 10 years ago
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Little reminder that this nightmare blunt rotation happened 10 years ago
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Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
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Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
Native American actress gave ICE agents her tribal ID. They called it 'fake,' she says
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
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Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
November 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir
Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
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Dorothy Big O Sketch
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November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Dorothy Big O Sketch
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On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.
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that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
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I spent a lot of time talking about Joe Sacco in my classes. He was chronicling Palestine in comics form well before anyone else. His work is amazing to look at and if youre not familiar with him you should look him up. Really wishing i could go to this
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I spent a lot of time talking about Joe Sacco in my classes. He was chronicling Palestine in comics form well before anyone else. His work is amazing to look at and if youre not familiar with him you should look him up. Really wishing i could go to this
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
gone, and also forgotten
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bro
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bro
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saw the leaked videos of the marathon playtest and it is a titanic, heroic achievement of mismanagement that bungie is imploding. they should win awards.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
saw the leaked videos of the marathon playtest and it is a titanic, heroic achievement of mismanagement that bungie is imploding. they should win awards.
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..........I barely have the strength to muster forth the rage anymore. Lmao
We are so doomed. We are so, so doomed. Hahaha.
If I had a way to ignite the earth's nitrogen I would do it
We are so doomed. We are so, so doomed. Hahaha.
If I had a way to ignite the earth's nitrogen I would do it
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
..........I barely have the strength to muster forth the rage anymore. Lmao
We are so doomed. We are so, so doomed. Hahaha.
If I had a way to ignite the earth's nitrogen I would do it
We are so doomed. We are so, so doomed. Hahaha.
If I had a way to ignite the earth's nitrogen I would do it
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Brother I have fucked with all manner of compter shite for decades and never once did misusing the software make me kill myself and I installed Windows 3.1 on a 286.
OpenAI has responded to a landmark wrongful death lawsuit, claiming that a teen who died by suicide after talking to ChatGPT misused the software. More:
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Family Suing OpenAI Over Teen's Suicide Blasts 'Disturbing' Response From Company
OpenAI has responded to a landmark wrongful death lawsuit, claiming that a teen who died by suicide after talking to ChatGPT misused the software.
www.rollingstone.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Brother I have fucked with all manner of compter shite for decades and never once did misusing the software make me kill myself and I installed Windows 3.1 on a 286.