The McSwainiac
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I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
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Fours years ago today, @mcsweeneys.net woke up & chose violence 😂
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs
You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Fours years ago today, @mcsweeneys.net woke up & chose violence 😂
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John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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The headline really should read "After 25 days, ICE releases US citizen." There is no claim about it.
The Department of Homeland Security released a Maryland woman who was held for 25 days despite evidence that her lawyers say proves she was born in the United States and is a citizen.
After 25 days, ICE releases Maryland woman who says she is a U.S. citizen
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was detained in December despite her legal team’s claims that she was born in the United States.
wapo.st
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The headline really should read "After 25 days, ICE releases US citizen." There is no claim about it.
Groove thing is currently being shaken, Peaches & Herb. Please advise.
Still f-f-f-foolin, Def Leppard. Please advise.
have reached longitude -180°, village people. please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Groove thing is currently being shaken, Peaches & Herb. Please advise.
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happy week 18, here’s all the NFL theme songs sung a cappella:
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
happy week 18, here’s all the NFL theme songs sung a cappella:
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Two stories side by side in WashPost
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Two stories side by side in WashPost
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Every Saturday night my feed is like
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Every Saturday night my feed is like
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Van Halen (obviously)
Childish Gambino
Wu-Tang Clan
Ozzy
Earth Wind and Fire
Van Halen (obviously)
Childish Gambino
Wu-Tang Clan
Ozzy
Earth Wind and Fire
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
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Did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade try to get the cast of the legendary HILL STREET BLUES to do a musical number with the cast of
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade try to get the cast of the legendary HILL STREET BLUES to do a musical number with the cast of
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
(spoken) This is the song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We’re stealing it back:
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
(spoken) This is the song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We’re stealing it back:
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
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Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary Gardens
Gary Gardens
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary And The Chocolate Factory
Gary And The Chocolate Factory
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
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There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.
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Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats
August 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats
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Back when there was a Republican Party
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Back when there was a Republican Party
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WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
I can’t begin to describe how often I quote ALF, and I will accept no questions as to why that is.
July 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I can’t begin to describe how often I quote ALF, and I will accept no questions as to why that is.
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Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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i should probably stretch first
June 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i should probably stretch first