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Brian Coulter

@philabcoulter.bsky.social

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You know how many cups of coffee I need to function? Zero. The possibility of Twitter’s death fuels my mornings.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · Feb 12

AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 5h

What was your favorite moment of this oil and water pairing between Coach and College team?

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 9h

What a temper tantrum off a clear penalty lmaoooooo

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 10h

Incredible putting on a headset energy by Daboll here.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 10h

Sydney Brown with a V-Trigger flying knee goddamn

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

Not as close as the score indicates.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 1d

If it was any other situation, Colorado would fire everyone. Down 43-0 at the half? Outgained 398 to negative 18?

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 2d

BARGER WITH A BANGER

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 3d

The NBA will do anything to stunt the positive impact a Sixers player makes.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 4d

Every time a Boston team loses the world is slightly better for it.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 4d

CARFAX reports should include if the previous owner reviewed food or created any other notable social media content from their car.

Imagine buying a 2018 Toyota Corolla from someone who made “Jalen Hurts is overrated” videos. Not buying something from someone who doesn’t know ball.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

HOLY SHIT SPRINGER

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

Using the words of known criminal and all-time moron Ronald Reagan to show how much worse we’ve become in America since then. Fair.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

Ontario, Canada commercial with a shot across the border. Respect.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

Top of the first and a dude tried to break up a double play by jumping into the throw. Go ahead. Bet on this mess.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

One of the beauties of a Game 7 is that it’s one of the few events that cannot be tainted by sports betting.

Yeah man, go ahead and make any kind of guess about what’s about to happen. Every pitcher is available. Every hitter is nervous. Each manager is shitting their pants.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

Always appreciate it when the umps get together and make the right call.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

That is so illegal and very funny by Seattle.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 6d

Guaranteed blowout

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

Not sure about using Hoffman for two innings here, but to be fair everyone is available tomorrow, and if they aren’t then they’re not worthy of being a champion.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

33 points in the fourth quarter and Giants fans are gonna blame the kicker.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

The Chargers went on the worst drive down two touchdowns I’ve ever seen. 21 plays, 68 yards, over nine minutes taken off the clock. Ended on downs.

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

You can’t really play the QB position any better than what Jalen Hurts has done so far today.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

Alright that INT was hilarious

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7d

Lol Wentz but holy shit I’d throw it anywhere when Jalen Carter is getting a free rush into my chest.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 8d

Fuck yeah that was awesome