Brian Coulter
@philabcoulter.bsky.social
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Brian Coulter
@philabcoulter.bsky.social
· Feb 12
AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show
The Eagles really ended a dynasty, man. Incredible.
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The Eagles really ended a dynasty, man. Incredible.
That Zach Ertz injury is gruesome and I won’t suggest trying to find it. What a tragedy that his career is probably over in a situation like that.
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That Zach Ertz injury is gruesome and I won’t suggest trying to find it. What a tragedy that his career is probably over in a situation like that.
You got marquee teams, and games that’ll likely be “affordable” on the market. Not bad.
#Philadelphia Schedule for 2026 FIFA World Cup
6/14: Ivory Coast vs Ecuador, 7 PM
6/19: Brazil vs Haiti, 9 PM
6/22: France vs Bolivia, Suriname, or Iraq, 5 PM
6/25: Curaçao vs Ivory Coast, 4 PM
6/27: Croatia vs Ghana, 5 PM
7/4: Round of 16, 5 PM
6/14: Ivory Coast vs Ecuador, 7 PM
6/19: Brazil vs Haiti, 9 PM
6/22: France vs Bolivia, Suriname, or Iraq, 5 PM
6/25: Curaçao vs Ivory Coast, 4 PM
6/27: Croatia vs Ghana, 5 PM
7/4: Round of 16, 5 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You got marquee teams, and games that’ll likely be “affordable” on the market. Not bad.
Bryce Harper couldn’t just stick with the raw milk bit, he had to go to the blood filtration. Brother, just hit 40 bombs again please.
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Bryce Harper couldn’t just stick with the raw milk bit, he had to go to the blood filtration. Brother, just hit 40 bombs again please.
This is the worst ballot in history
Ballot #5 is from a voter who wishes to remain anonymous. As a refresher, we are unable to report adds or drops, if any, on anonymous ballots.
This is the first ever known David Wright-only ballot. There will not be a unanimous inductee this year.
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This is the first ever known David Wright-only ballot. There will not be a unanimous inductee this year.
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is the worst ballot in history
A two handed slash to the penis gotta be more than a couple minutes in the penalty box.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A two handed slash to the penis gotta be more than a couple minutes in the penalty box.
Strolling around Peddler’s Village before the rain hit with the parents.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Strolling around Peddler’s Village before the rain hit with the parents.
A well deserved Union choke after everything came out about the head coach. Clean it all out.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A well deserved Union choke after everything came out about the head coach. Clean it all out.
Best loss you can ask for, because it will show you the direction the team decides to go. Not a lot of leeway anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Best loss you can ask for, because it will show you the direction the team decides to go. Not a lot of leeway anymore.
Think I could figure out what the play was.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Think I could figure out what the play was.
There were a lot of possibilities on that FG try, and I think a miss was like next to last on the list.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There were a lot of possibilities on that FG try, and I think a miss was like next to last on the list.
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Ay where the party at?
Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at?
Bottles and models, talkin' all of that
Know I can't forget about my thugs
Where the party at? And all my girls
Where the party at? Off in the club
Where the party at?
If the party's where you're at, let me hear you say
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at?
Bottles and models, talkin' all of that
Know I can't forget about my thugs
Where the party at? And all my girls
Where the party at? Off in the club
Where the party at?
If the party's where you're at, let me hear you say
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ay where the party at?
Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at?
Bottles and models, talkin' all of that
Know I can't forget about my thugs
Where the party at? And all my girls
Where the party at? Off in the club
Where the party at?
If the party's where you're at, let me hear you say
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at?
Bottles and models, talkin' all of that
Know I can't forget about my thugs
Where the party at? And all my girls
Where the party at? Off in the club
Where the party at?
If the party's where you're at, let me hear you say
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
The worst SNL skit in history is currently being cooked up.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The worst SNL skit in history is currently being cooked up.
Mamdani isn’t just famous, he’s “New York City” famous, which is the best kind for a guy like Trump. The jokes about him liking Zohran more than his kids is probably true as a result.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Mamdani isn’t just famous, he’s “New York City” famous, which is the best kind for a guy like Trump. The jokes about him liking Zohran more than his kids is probably true as a result.
Phillies will have several off days on Fridays this upcoming season and I’m filing a grievance.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Phillies will have several off days on Fridays this upcoming season and I’m filing a grievance.
Also credit to the Lions for voting to keep the tush push and then stopping it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Also credit to the Lions for voting to keep the tush push and then stopping it.
Hey, it’s about fucking time the Eagles got the benefit of a bullshit call in their favor.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hey, it’s about fucking time the Eagles got the benefit of a bullshit call in their favor.
Sometimes, you get a two for one.
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sometimes, you get a two for one.
There’s a lot of words you could use to describe that Bryce Harper picture. I’m gonna go with “haunting”.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There’s a lot of words you could use to describe that Bryce Harper picture. I’m gonna go with “haunting”.
Strange season!
Glazer: Eagles CB Jaire Alexander to step away from football.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Strange season!
“President Trump effusively praises Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles on the Pat McAfee Show” is one of those unexpected outcomes of the wish on the monkey’s paw.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“President Trump effusively praises Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles on the Pat McAfee Show” is one of those unexpected outcomes of the wish on the monkey’s paw.
Positives: Eagles win!
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Positives: Eagles win!
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
One of my favorite bullshit sports rules is that after the punting team touches the ball, the returning team could do practically anything without consequences.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of my favorite bullshit sports rules is that after the punting team touches the ball, the returning team could do practically anything without consequences.
