DrunkAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
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DrunkAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
· Sep 14
The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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It's not true love unless you can unabashedly talk about the consistency of your bowl movement.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It's not true love unless you can unabashedly talk about the consistency of your bowl movement.
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
I've lived in some fucking beautiful, fun locations and all I fucking learned was people make the fucking place great
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I've lived in some fucking beautiful, fun locations and all I fucking learned was people make the fucking place great
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
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Me choosing me and me choosing you and you choosing you and you choosing me
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me choosing me and me choosing you and you choosing you and you choosing me
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Seductively takes a double dose of cranberry pills
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Seductively takes a double dose of cranberry pills
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*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
February 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
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If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
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Today calls for some deep-fried pickles
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today calls for some deep-fried pickles
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RIP Walter Cronkite. You would have loved having to pause mid story to do an ad read for boner pills.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
RIP Walter Cronkite. You would have loved having to pause mid story to do an ad read for boner pills.
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Dear Jesus, please protect me from ever hearing another political opinion from someone wearing a dirty Snap On Tools jacket. I can't. I just can't.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dear Jesus, please protect me from ever hearing another political opinion from someone wearing a dirty Snap On Tools jacket. I can't. I just can't.
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You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
I've been fucking shaving and nuttin' all fucking November
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I've been fucking shaving and nuttin' all fucking November
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I have to get my blood drawn today. Ive had tattoos. Im not afraid of needles. But I’m still dreading it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have to get my blood drawn today. Ive had tattoos. Im not afraid of needles. But I’m still dreading it.
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Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos
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Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
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My butthole is a visual masterpiece, critics are calling it “unexpectedly symmetrical.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My butthole is a visual masterpiece, critics are calling it “unexpectedly symmetrical.”
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Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a dumb bitch on the internet
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a dumb bitch on the internet
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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My houseplant told me I've been overwatering it. This is especially hurtful because I'm the one who had to remind it that it's plastic.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My houseplant told me I've been overwatering it. This is especially hurtful because I'm the one who had to remind it that it's plastic.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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I’ve said it once. I’ll say it a million times. If you post your wordle everyday I will block you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’ve said it once. I’ll say it a million times. If you post your wordle everyday I will block you.