lolty
@loltyrjustice11.bsky.social
fighting the horrid state of the world using the power of comedy
may currently be a foo fighters stan
amateur programmer, has made a discord bot
woke yet whimsical stance
i only get political for jokes and saying "man this shit crazy" while recapping stuff
may currently be a foo fighters stan
amateur programmer, has made a discord bot
woke yet whimsical stance
i only get political for jokes and saying "man this shit crazy" while recapping stuff
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lolty
@loltyrjustice11.bsky.social
· Dec 1
fellas, im in a debate with my friend group, what is the upper limit for 'cold' and the lower limit for 'hot'?
like, is 30 degrees cold? 40? 50?
and inverse, is 90 degrees hot? 80? 70?
like, is 30 degrees cold? 40? 50?
and inverse, is 90 degrees hot? 80? 70?
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how can you make this headline and not call it a TERRIBLE LIE
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
how can you make this headline and not call it a TERRIBLE LIE
ok but like what the fuck even is frankincense, it sounds like what frankenstein's monster calls his intuition, his franken-sense
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ok but like what the fuck even is frankincense, it sounds like what frankenstein's monster calls his intuition, his franken-sense
there was a tiny, non-zero but tiny, chance that donkey kong won GOTY
i just wanna know what that would've been like
i just wanna know what that would've been like
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
there was a tiny, non-zero but tiny, chance that donkey kong won GOTY
i just wanna know what that would've been like
i just wanna know what that would've been like
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i welcome our q-tip overlords
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i welcome our q-tip overlords
apolgy for bad english
where were u wen they made looney tunes gay
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Looney tune is gay"
"no"
where were u wen they made looney tunes gay
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Looney tune is gay"
"no"
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
apolgy for bad english
where were u wen they made looney tunes gay
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Looney tune is gay"
"no"
where were u wen they made looney tunes gay
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Looney tune is gay"
"no"
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you’re telling me a chicken noodled this soup?
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
you’re telling me a chicken noodled this soup?
spotify wrapped but for all the immediately-deleted bad jokes
spotify wrapped but for all my bsky flops
Spotify Wrapped but for all my meltdowns
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
spotify wrapped but for all the immediately-deleted bad jokes
i named my fists 10 and 12 because you're about to catch 22
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i named my fists 10 and 12 because you're about to catch 22
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NOVEMBER UPDATE: it's november
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
NOVEMBER UPDATE: it's november
oh, you want my opinion on the game awards? uhhh the games are certainly games
yeah uhmm the awards to the games should go to the right games
(idk any of the games in any of the categories but my friends tell me silksong is cool)
yeah uhmm the awards to the games should go to the right games
(idk any of the games in any of the categories but my friends tell me silksong is cool)
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
oh, you want my opinion on the game awards? uhhh the games are certainly games
yeah uhmm the awards to the games should go to the right games
(idk any of the games in any of the categories but my friends tell me silksong is cool)
yeah uhmm the awards to the games should go to the right games
(idk any of the games in any of the categories but my friends tell me silksong is cool)
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
seems like a good time to bring this joke back
she ep on my stein till i pretend she doesnt exist
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
seems like a good time to bring this joke back
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oh no am i the repost man
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oh no am i the repost man
Mamdani is going to implement Scabadebadebeda law. Scatman's World is now the national anthem.
Mamdani is going to implement Scaramucci law. Everyone who swore they would move out of the City if he were elected has 11 days.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Scabadebadebeda law. Scatman's World is now the national anthem.
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NO NUT NOVEMBER HAS FALLEN
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NO NUT NOVEMBER HAS FALLEN
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I'm gonna sow like crazy, y'all have fun reaping 👋🏻
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm gonna sow like crazy, y'all have fun reaping 👋🏻
babe wake up new covfefe dropped
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
babe wake up new covfefe dropped
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Roses are red,
Swings in your moods,
Swings in your moods,
If I had a penis, I’d fuck all sorts of foods.
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Roses are red,
Swings in your moods,
Swings in your moods,
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in Britain they call it the Nuclear Soccer
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
in Britain they call it the Nuclear Soccer
holy shit wait a second
...the white house is sephiroth
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
holy shit wait a second
i wish i had a joke for this, but as it seems, the jokes write themselves nowadays
PETA urge Led Zeppelin frontman to change his name to ‘Robert Plant Wool’
www.nme.com/news/music/p...
www.nme.com/news/music/p...
PETA urge Led Zeppelin frontman to change his name to 'Robert Plant Wool'
PETA have reached out to Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant, and urged him to temporarily change his name to ‘Robert Plant Wool’.
www.nme.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i wish i had a joke for this, but as it seems, the jokes write themselves nowadays
does no kings include king kong? asking for a friend
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
does no kings include king kong? asking for a friend
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passive-aggressive behavior + wage theft = Genshin Impact
October 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
passive-aggressive behavior + wage theft = Genshin Impact