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@loltyrjustice11.bsky.social

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fighting the horrid state of the world using the power of comedy may currently be a foo fighters stan amateur programmer, has made a discord bot woke yet whimsical stance i only get political for jokes and saying "man this shit crazy" while recapping stuff

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · Dec 1

fellas, im in a debate with my friend group, what is the upper limit for 'cold' and the lower limit for 'hot'?
like, is 30 degrees cold? 40? 50?
and inverse, is 90 degrees hot? 80? 70?

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 1d

maybe apple tv÷ in a few more

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 1d

give it a few years and you'll see apple tv-

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 1d

porndogs

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d

passive-aggressive behavior + wage theft = Genshin Impact

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

it looks more like the sun is pissing on us

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

S E N T I E N C E

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

this feels like some sort of prophecy

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2d

Cis women who date neurodivergent men expose them to cis culture and first degree murder.

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

i almost misread this as it was taking place in 1775 and was about to make a joke like 'i'd be like 'what the fuck is a windmill' because its 1775' but even then the joke doesnt work because windmills existed in 1775

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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 2d

A randomly generated meme

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

weed

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

you heard it here first folks, rightwingers think measles is 'the greatest'

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

yeah but it also must be impossible to put up with
yet, also impossible to put to the side
i think you accidentally got a book on time freezing

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d

Sir, a second whispering-to-the-president meme has dropped

Rubio whispering to trump

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

'the conspiratorial right will take over social media' my brother in christ YOU ARE the conspiratorial right

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

mash up bands:

Black Hot Sabbath Peppers

Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 3d

Mash up bands:

Deep Purple Floyd

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3d

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 3d

'argued with civility', as he suggested stoning gay people to death

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 3d

i muted just a few terms and i almost never see hashtag resisters anymore

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 3d

weed

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 3d

he probably meant free the guy that stabbed him

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 3d

weed

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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 3d

You will not live to see the next sunrise.

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 3d

mash up bands:

Queens of the Stone Temple

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3d

mash up bands:

Bone Thugz N’ Hanson

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 3d

Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 4d

seventy geese

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 4d

dunno who needs to hear this but no kings includes burger king

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 4d

no no it's
video killed the radio star, social media killed the video star, ai killed the social media star, nothing has killed the ai 'star' yet