Sam
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Kiwi in Aus
Occasionally NSFW
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Kiwi in Aus
Occasionally NSFW
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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Grok is so much worse than you think.
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Grok is so much worse than you think.
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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everyone gets to own one house. every house you try and own (or already own) after has you taxed into oblivion. this is a policy that would win every election in australia, but our political class is entirely compromised, so 🤷
Australia Institute research shows that there is clear evidence that property investors are driving the crisis in housing affordability.
Read the full factcheck on The Point: thepoint.com.au/factchecks/2...
Read the full factcheck on The Point: thepoint.com.au/factchecks/2...
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
everyone gets to own one house. every house you try and own (or already own) after has you taxed into oblivion. this is a policy that would win every election in australia, but our political class is entirely compromised, so 🤷
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The Devil: I am prepared to offer you a Faustian bargain….
Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that
Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The Devil: I am prepared to offer you a Faustian bargain….
Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that
Faust: I’m sure it’s fine that you’re calling it that
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
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What I hate most about gen Ai is how it takes away the effort. When I saw art before, I knew that even if it shitty and bad, i could tell that there was someone who worked hard to make it happen. It’s why shit like The Room got popular, because you could see the earnest effort on display.
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
What I hate most about gen Ai is how it takes away the effort. When I saw art before, I knew that even if it shitty and bad, i could tell that there was someone who worked hard to make it happen. It’s why shit like The Room got popular, because you could see the earnest effort on display.
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Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/
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Reminder: If it’s not an RSS syndicated audio program, it’s not a podcast
'The Pete Davidson Show,' a weekly video podcast, premieres later this month on Netflix—get details.
The Pete Davidson Show Weekly ‘Podcast’ Sets Netflix Premiere
'The Pete Davidson Show,' a weekly video podcast, premieres later this month on Netflix—get details.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Reminder: If it’s not an RSS syndicated audio program, it’s not a podcast
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
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Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?
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Your own
Personal
Pizza
Personal
Pizza
January 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Your own
Personal
Pizza
Personal
Pizza
Nazis invading north just before the winter sets in.
I seem to remember this going well in the past, right?
"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
I seem to remember this going well in the past, right?
"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Arctic cold and snow return to Minnesota
A pattern change brings much colder temperatures with occasional snow Thursday into the upcoming weekend.
www.mprnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Nazis invading north just before the winter sets in.
I seem to remember this going well in the past, right?
"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
I seem to remember this going well in the past, right?
"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
For an embarrassingly long time I thought Vincent D'Onofrio had written a hauntingly beautiful tweet about the protagonist of Nier: Automata
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 AM
For an embarrassingly long time I thought Vincent D'Onofrio had written a hauntingly beautiful tweet about the protagonist of Nier: Automata
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I think about this post all the time
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I think about this post all the time
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um, hey guys it almost seems like some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
um, hey guys it almost seems like some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.
Exactly the sort of content I want on this site.
Mine is the mighty Waikato
Mine is the mighty Waikato
January 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Exactly the sort of content I want on this site.
Mine is the mighty Waikato
Mine is the mighty Waikato
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January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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