Kara
@kgz3.bsky.social
Some days I play with artifacts, other days I muck out the sheep barn. I’m a lucky gal.
she/her
she/her
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*tries to answer the phone casually like this is something i do all the time*
<red tailed hawk screech>
<red tailed hawk screech>
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
*tries to answer the phone casually like this is something i do all the time*
<red tailed hawk screech>
<red tailed hawk screech>
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If a door closes, find a duck named Jean-Claude and run away with him.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If a door closes, find a duck named Jean-Claude and run away with him.
Oh to be a crow bouncing happily in a McDonald’s parking lot…
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oh to be a crow bouncing happily in a McDonald’s parking lot…
I’d like to apologize to the Wachowski sisters for accidentally referring to them as the Wazowski sisters.
Really though—Monsters, Inc. not having an Easter egg where they cameo as the film making siblings of Mike Wazowski was a missed opportunity.
Really though—Monsters, Inc. not having an Easter egg where they cameo as the film making siblings of Mike Wazowski was a missed opportunity.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’d like to apologize to the Wachowski sisters for accidentally referring to them as the Wazowski sisters.
Really though—Monsters, Inc. not having an Easter egg where they cameo as the film making siblings of Mike Wazowski was a missed opportunity.
Really though—Monsters, Inc. not having an Easter egg where they cameo as the film making siblings of Mike Wazowski was a missed opportunity.
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whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
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G-spot sounds like what a naive youth pastor would name an edgy teen gathering where they rap about god
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
G-spot sounds like what a naive youth pastor would name an edgy teen gathering where they rap about god
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Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
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stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
Where was Gondor when the Muppets took Manhattan?
When the Muppets took Manhattan, I said nothing
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Where was Gondor when the Muppets took Manhattan?
My allergies were the reason my parents switched to a fake Christmas tree when I was a baby.
Now my cats are the reason I’ve switched to a picture of a Christmas tree.
If the cats ever get a pet, I assume we’re switching to the vague memory of a Christmas tree.
Now my cats are the reason I’ve switched to a picture of a Christmas tree.
If the cats ever get a pet, I assume we’re switching to the vague memory of a Christmas tree.
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My allergies were the reason my parents switched to a fake Christmas tree when I was a baby.
Now my cats are the reason I’ve switched to a picture of a Christmas tree.
If the cats ever get a pet, I assume we’re switching to the vague memory of a Christmas tree.
Now my cats are the reason I’ve switched to a picture of a Christmas tree.
If the cats ever get a pet, I assume we’re switching to the vague memory of a Christmas tree.
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Light: *turns green*
Me: FORTH EORLINGAS!
Me: FORTH EORLINGAS!
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Light: *turns green*
Me: FORTH EORLINGAS!
Me: FORTH EORLINGAS!
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A home wrecker, but it's just the cat knocking shit off the table again.
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A home wrecker, but it's just the cat knocking shit off the table again.
I strive to be as pleased as this monarch of a chonk.
Polar bear that has been gorging itself on the carcass of a whale off the coast of Norway (absolute unit)
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I strive to be as pleased as this monarch of a chonk.
I can be filled with The Rage™ and just be sitting quietly, eating oatmeal.
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I can be filled with The Rage™ and just be sitting quietly, eating oatmeal.
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Just desperately want to grab some of you by the shoulders and shake you and tell you things are gonna be ok and then hug you and save you from yourselves but there's an ocean in the way and I can barely save myself
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just desperately want to grab some of you by the shoulders and shake you and tell you things are gonna be ok and then hug you and save you from yourselves but there's an ocean in the way and I can barely save myself
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Mortal Kombat and chill?
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Mortal Kombat and chill?
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[Clown sings.]
When that I was and a little tiny boy,
With hey ho, the wind and the rain,
A foolish thing was but a toy,
For the rain it raineth every day.
When that I was and a little tiny boy,
With hey ho, the wind and the rain,
A foolish thing was but a toy,
For the rain it raineth every day.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
[Clown sings.]
When that I was and a little tiny boy,
With hey ho, the wind and the rain,
A foolish thing was but a toy,
For the rain it raineth every day.
When that I was and a little tiny boy,
With hey ho, the wind and the rain,
A foolish thing was but a toy,
For the rain it raineth every day.
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Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be sarcastic…
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be sarcastic…
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Really we got the second cat to help us with the stress caused by the first cat and maaaaan
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Really we got the second cat to help us with the stress caused by the first cat and maaaaan
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The ghosts we really need this Christmas Eve
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The ghosts we really need this Christmas Eve
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*me to myself* Is she bothering you?
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
*me to myself* Is she bothering you?