Thoughtbarf
@thoughtbarf.bsky.social
Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
I heard you like bad girls...
*winks, with both eyes.*
*winks, with both eyes.*
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I heard you like bad girls...
*winks, with both eyes.*
*winks, with both eyes.*
Why can't we just spell it brockly
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Why can't we just spell it brockly
"Your password is weak."
"Well so am I Janet, please let me keep this one."
"Well so am I Janet, please let me keep this one."
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Your password is weak."
"Well so am I Janet, please let me keep this one."
"Well so am I Janet, please let me keep this one."
Due to not wanting to, I will not be.
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Due to not wanting to, I will not be.
Body: I need water. And food.
Me: Coffee it is.
Me: Coffee it is.
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Body: I need water. And food.
Me: Coffee it is.
Me: Coffee it is.
Did you know your earlobes are the same distance apart as your nipples?
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Did you know your earlobes are the same distance apart as your nipples?
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
I have seen enough.
*unfocuses my eyes*
*unfocuses my eyes*
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have seen enough.
*unfocuses my eyes*
*unfocuses my eyes*
I was going to take over the world this morning. But then i overslept.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I was going to take over the world this morning. But then i overslept.
Don't touch these. They're my emotional support chrome tabs. Yes, all 27 of them.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Don't touch these. They're my emotional support chrome tabs. Yes, all 27 of them.
I didn't spiral today... I swirled gently.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I didn't spiral today... I swirled gently.
Ok that's enough. Someone put a blanket over my cage.
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Ok that's enough. Someone put a blanket over my cage.
I love how coffee tricks you into believing you're in a good mood for like 34 minutes
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I love how coffee tricks you into believing you're in a good mood for like 34 minutes
Them: what's your gym goal?
Me: going.
Me: going.
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Them: what's your gym goal?
Me: going.
Me: going.
Them: Delete the "lol" from the end of your sentence and just say what you need to say.
Me: No lol
Me: No lol
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Them: Delete the "lol" from the end of your sentence and just say what you need to say.
Me: No lol
Me: No lol
I regret to inform you that we should once again decide what to make for dinner tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I regret to inform you that we should once again decide what to make for dinner tonight.
Done with adulting.
I want to be a croissant in Paris
I want to be a croissant in Paris
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Done with adulting.
I want to be a croissant in Paris
I want to be a croissant in Paris
Watch the reels I sent you.
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Watch the reels I sent you.
Just paid rent.
Now i have a place to starve in.
Now i have a place to starve in.
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just paid rent.
Now i have a place to starve in.
Now i have a place to starve in.
Them: "always stay positive."
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Them: "always stay positive."
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
Me: *Falls down the stairs*
Me: "wow I got downstairs so fast!"
*me to myself* Is she bothering you?
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
*me to myself* Is she bothering you?
Do beavers know what they're doing or just see water going down a river and go, "absolutely not"
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Do beavers know what they're doing or just see water going down a river and go, "absolutely not"
Just gave your address to a mosquito
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Just gave your address to a mosquito
Poke your finger in someone's mouth when they're yawning to establish dominance
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Poke your finger in someone's mouth when they're yawning to establish dominance
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
Me: "I'm still young, I can do this."
My body: "The fuck you are."
My body: "The fuck you are."
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Me: "I'm still young, I can do this."
My body: "The fuck you are."
My body: "The fuck you are."