kehander
@kehander.bsky.social
The quest to avoid becoming the Main Character continues.
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kehander
@kehander.bsky.social
· Nov 12
If I'm gonna have a profile here, I'm gonna need that comic from @patchworkofregrets.bsky.social .
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Ah, Castle of the Winds. 👍
Rick Saada has been working on a remaster. But for people who want to play the game right now without fuss, you can use my edition from the Internet Archive. The .bat files starts up the Windows v3.1 emulator, allowing you to just get into the game and play.
Rick Saada has been working on a remaster. But for people who want to play the game right now without fuss, you can use my edition from the Internet Archive. The .bat files starts up the Windows v3.1 emulator, allowing you to just get into the game and play.
February 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Ah, Castle of the Winds. 👍
Rick Saada has been working on a remaster. But for people who want to play the game right now without fuss, you can use my edition from the Internet Archive. The .bat files starts up the Windows v3.1 emulator, allowing you to just get into the game and play.
Rick Saada has been working on a remaster. But for people who want to play the game right now without fuss, you can use my edition from the Internet Archive. The .bat files starts up the Windows v3.1 emulator, allowing you to just get into the game and play.
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this is just to say
i have desired
the desire
that was being desired
in the desire
i have desired
the desire
that was being desired
in the desire
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this is just to say
i have desired
the desire
that was being desired
in the desire
i have desired
the desire
that was being desired
in the desire
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I say Carmina!
You say Burana!
Let's Carl the whole thing Orff
You say Burana!
Let's Carl the whole thing Orff
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I say Carmina!
You say Burana!
Let's Carl the whole thing Orff
You say Burana!
Let's Carl the whole thing Orff
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Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience
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50% of my replies never get posted because I stop and think “this person doesn’t want or need to know how I feel about the subject at hand”. And that my friends is called restraint. Please clap
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
50% of my replies never get posted because I stop and think “this person doesn’t want or need to know how I feel about the subject at hand”. And that my friends is called restraint. Please clap
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My golden scepter is good for pointing at people in an accusatory manner. But my obsidian scepter is good for banging on the floor to bring order to an unruly crowd. How am I supposed to pick just one to bring on holiday
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My golden scepter is good for pointing at people in an accusatory manner. But my obsidian scepter is good for banging on the floor to bring order to an unruly crowd. How am I supposed to pick just one to bring on holiday
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Wow. Read this kicker graf to Horton's review of Entourage (the movie).
web.archive.org/web/20150605...
web.archive.org/web/20150605...
September 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Wow. Read this kicker graf to Horton's review of Entourage (the movie).
web.archive.org/web/20150605...
web.archive.org/web/20150605...
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Not special. All women do.
In the character selection screen of Mario Kart Wii, the princesses have tiny biker versions of themselves hidden inside their bodies. This is due to the game loading both the dress and biker models at the same time for efficiency, and simply shrinking the currently unused one.
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not special. All women do.
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It starts off with titty. And then some death along with the titty. The more death there is, the more titty there is, until the end when you finally have equal amounts of death and titty.
- my summary of every 80s horror movie.
- my summary of every 80s horror movie.
September 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It starts off with titty. And then some death along with the titty. The more death there is, the more titty there is, until the end when you finally have equal amounts of death and titty.
- my summary of every 80s horror movie.
- my summary of every 80s horror movie.
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✨ French CanCan 10 years anniversary! ✨
September 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
✨ French CanCan 10 years anniversary! ✨
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Enjoy, for the first time posted publicly... The very first conversation that birthed the entire Wondermark "sick elephant" saga. The first voice you hear is mine; the second, Sam's. @samandfuzzy.com
August 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Enjoy, for the first time posted publicly... The very first conversation that birthed the entire Wondermark "sick elephant" saga. The first voice you hear is mine; the second, Sam's. @samandfuzzy.com
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[ode to a 🎃]
don’t want you in a muffin,
don’t want you in a pie.
don’t want you in my coffee,
a donut? wouldn’t try.
the only place i want you,
is on my porch’s stoop.
eviscerated pumpkin
(i used my ice cream scoop)
don’t want you in a muffin,
don’t want you in a pie.
don’t want you in my coffee,
a donut? wouldn’t try.
the only place i want you,
is on my porch’s stoop.
eviscerated pumpkin
(i used my ice cream scoop)
October 29, 2023 at 2:02 PM
[ode to a 🎃]
don’t want you in a muffin,
don’t want you in a pie.
don’t want you in my coffee,
a donut? wouldn’t try.
the only place i want you,
is on my porch’s stoop.
eviscerated pumpkin
(i used my ice cream scoop)
don’t want you in a muffin,
don’t want you in a pie.
don’t want you in my coffee,
a donut? wouldn’t try.
the only place i want you,
is on my porch’s stoop.
eviscerated pumpkin
(i used my ice cream scoop)
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This is a Touhou song and then the RPG final boss choir kicks in.
August 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is a Touhou song and then the RPG final boss choir kicks in.
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Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
August 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
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Yes but then one of my favorite posts doesn’t work:
July 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Yes but then one of my favorite posts doesn’t work:
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The original (pre-EA) cover at for Pinball Construction Set is also a serious banger. I'd describe this one as an IKEAwave aesthetic.
July 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The original (pre-EA) cover at for Pinball Construction Set is also a serious banger. I'd describe this one as an IKEAwave aesthetic.
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The supplies I need to make a terrible mistake were way too easy to find.
August 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The supplies I need to make a terrible mistake were way too easy to find.
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that could be anyone’s sharona
July 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
that could be anyone’s sharona
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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Too Old to Die Young is the most prophetic television show in history.
Too Old to Die Young - Diana's monologue
YouTube video by Saint
www.youtube.com
July 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Too Old to Die Young is the most prophetic television show in history.
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if not format joke, then why format joke shaped?
July 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if not format joke, then why format joke shaped?