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America Xanadu

@johnxuandou.bsky.social

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As heard about from the internet. Fight game person, hot sauce enjoyer, obsessed with music and audiophile equipment. Appeared in a video game once. Banner by @bigkickguy.bsky.social 18+ only, children go kick rocks. 💜💜 @bakatyler.bsky.social 💜💜

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 7h

More media should have twinks and femboys that aren't voiced by women and have decidedly masculine voices.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h

If it is that, the Kingdom Hearts game that they just scrapped before release almost certainly turned into this.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h

Most of these projects barely last a year, if that. Kingdom Hearts had a mobile game that was cancelled during development. Remember Dragon Quest Champions? No you don't! Final Fantasy XV: War for Eos? Lmao! I COULDN'T GET AWAY FROM FULL METAL ALCHEMIST MOBILE ADS AND IT'S GONE NOW.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h

Opera Omnia was another game that would have worked just fine as a budget RPG title, but nope, mobile game. That one lasted a lot longer than most of these too, despite it all. Mobius had so much money dumped into it that is just gone forever now. Whoops. Brave Exvius was pretty popular! Also gone.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h

Half the time it's not even the quality of the game! It's that it's a fucking phone game to begin with. First Soldier was actually good and the people who played it liked it, but everyone had the same comment.

"Please put this on other platforms besides mobile."

They never did and it died.

少年アムロ @zfighteramuro.bsky.social · 10h

this thing with dissidia isn't even a "fuck this industry for killing portable systems" thing, though that is part of it

it's more a "squeenix your fucking mobile slop is not clicking, when will you learn your goddamn lesson" thing

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h

18 months might be generous.

America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h

It is my curse to bear

America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10h

FUCKING

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Gematsu @gematsu.com · 11h

New Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS, Android to be announced on October 14

Square Enix will announce a new Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS and Android on October 14 at 3:00 a.m. PT / 6:00 a.m. ET / 19:00 JST, the company announced. You will be able to watch the "Team Boss Battle" title…

New Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS, Android to be announced on October 14

Square Enix will announce a new Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS and Android on October 14 at 3:00 a.m. PT / 6:00 a.m. ET / 19:00 JST, the company announced. You will be able to watch the "Team Boss Battle" title announcement trailer on YouTube (English, Japanese).

www.gematsu.com

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 11h

This looks too much like Satan from South Park to me lmao

America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 11h

Being the grungler in the trans discord be like

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Michael Scally @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social · 14h

That is one PLAY IT LOUD-ass @patstaresat.bsky.social...

#FizzVsGaming

Pat Boivin (@patstaresat.bsky.social)'s post-sub-goal-hairdye photo hastily edited to resemble a late 90s Nintendo Power magazine ad for the Game Boy Color with the meme tag line "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?"

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13h

Gamers rise up.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 14h

The jump in quality is so immediately apparent and makes cooking much more enjoyable, and I already like cooking.

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BakaTy - orc_tv_ceo (Subsidiary of GOBTV) @bakatyler.bsky.social · 14h

GOIN LIVE🔴 NOW!!!!!!!

We listening to music while co-hosts and I plug in the GOBTV Broadcast Station's computers and thingies!!
twitch.tv/bakatyler

BakaTy - orc_tv_ceo (Subsidiary of GOBTV) @bakatyler.bsky.social · 14h

[GOBTV STREAM ALERT]

HALO JUMP IN T-40 MINUTES

Operation Snack Eater will be underway roughly 5:00pm PST
Silly Squad to infiltrate Russian Territory
All snacks will be OSP (On-Site Procurement) for this mission.

Good luck, Gobbos...

twitch.tv/bakatyler
#Goblin #Vtuber #GOBTV #NTVTN #MetalGear

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 14h

Checking back in to say this knife kicks ass. It's easily the best knife I've ever used, granted I've only used fairly old knives bought from big box retail stores, but even this cheap """""Damascus""""" still cuts things like butter. It's not master chef grade, but it's awesome.

a.co/d/aGmVVHf

America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 4d

Bought a fake Damascus cooking knife.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 15h

Sugoi

America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 16h

The new Willy Wonka reboot looks crazy.

Peach Saliva @peachsaliva.bsky.social · 16h

It’s an expression of pain. @patstaresat.bsky.social

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Solidus Grilo 🔞 @solidusgrilo.bsky.social · 16h

Someone's been asking for a good SLAP on their 🍑, right Testament?

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❤️💚💙Boneka🩵🩷💛 @bonboneka.bsky.social · 25d

angel with a shot #booboofriends

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 1d

A true gamer can recognize Cloud by his pantyline alone.

Absolute Jahn @jahnjira.bsky.social · 1d

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 1d

Felt like getting quirky in the kitchen so I made a KFC slop bowl.

Made way too much bacon, oh no, what a blunder, now we just have bacon bits to put in everything for a while.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 1d

It's here if you want it.

gamebanana.com/mods/625952

There's also a mod to make him look more like his IDW design, which I think is clear who it's for.

gamebanana.com/mods/625204

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 1d

Someone created a Riders outfit for Zavok.

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America Xanadu @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 1d

This bangs

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i ❤️ eating plastic & bacteria @doggirl.bsky.social · 1d

roman boy in a pederastic relationship, born 2000 years too early to be a tgirl on the internet, watching his erastês sculpt a statue of hermaphrodite: αυτή mogs εμένα

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