Kass Assassin
@kassassassin.bsky.social
Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement.
Adults only, please.
they/it/(others depending on context)
Adults only, please.
they/it/(others depending on context)
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This is just gutter racism and it’s a standard that would never be applied to say, the descendants of Italian immigrants who fled the lawlessness of Southern italy post unification and now staff this fascist administration bsky.app/profile/publ...
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is just gutter racism and it’s a standard that would never be applied to say, the descendants of Italian immigrants who fled the lawlessness of Southern italy post unification and now staff this fascist administration bsky.app/profile/publ...
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shoutout/apologies to the person who was clearly hit by apollo's gift of prophecy months ago bsky.app/profile/rand...
Chotiner: Hello
Graham Linehan: Here's what you need to understand about sissy porn
Graham Linehan: Here's what you need to understand about sissy porn
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
shoutout/apologies to the person who was clearly hit by apollo's gift of prophecy months ago bsky.app/profile/rand...
wait, THAT'S what "cryptocurrency" means? well... what a comical misunderstanding, haha
*a finger and several teeth fall out of my wallet*
*a finger and several teeth fall out of my wallet*
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
wait, THAT'S what "cryptocurrency" means? well... what a comical misunderstanding, haha
*a finger and several teeth fall out of my wallet*
*a finger and several teeth fall out of my wallet*
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
AC/DC
Muse
NIN
Carlos Santana
Vulfpeck
AC/DC
Muse
NIN
Carlos Santana
Vulfpeck
They Might Be Giants
Ani DiFranco
MC Paul Batman (he drew me once!)
Mike Doughty (notably distinct from Soul Coughing)
And then I’m gonna cheat by counting a Celebrate Brooklyn lineup with De La Soul, Cake, and The Flaming Lips as one concert
Ani DiFranco
MC Paul Batman (he drew me once!)
Mike Doughty (notably distinct from Soul Coughing)
And then I’m gonna cheat by counting a Celebrate Brooklyn lineup with De La Soul, Cake, and The Flaming Lips as one concert
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
AC/DC
Muse
NIN
Carlos Santana
Vulfpeck
AC/DC
Muse
NIN
Carlos Santana
Vulfpeck
did you know? your brain is made of snakes
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
did you know? your brain is made of snakes
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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*ahem* shot chaser
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
*ahem* shot chaser
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me last night: I wish I didn't have to drive on Thanksgiving
*monkey's paw finger curls*
me today: uuggghhh 🤒
*monkey's paw finger curls*
me today: uuggghhh 🤒
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
me last night: I wish I didn't have to drive on Thanksgiving
*monkey's paw finger curls*
me today: uuggghhh 🤒
*monkey's paw finger curls*
me today: uuggghhh 🤒
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Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
"[...] the Labour leader said the homophobic attack left him worried for the future of the UK"
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
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getting gender affirming surgery (retractable vampiric fangs, elf ears, and an ability to sustain myself entirely by making music while sitting on a mossy rock next to a babbling brook in a beauitful forest)
getting gender affirming surgery (having my entire body replaced with the shapeshifting goop Ditto is made of)
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
getting gender affirming surgery (retractable vampiric fangs, elf ears, and an ability to sustain myself entirely by making music while sitting on a mossy rock next to a babbling brook in a beauitful forest)
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Getting gender affirming surgery (getting sharp vampire fangs so I can drink your blood from the source)
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Getting gender affirming surgery (getting sharp vampire fangs so I can drink your blood from the source)
my Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 hot take is that there's a ton of fantastic things about the game, none of which include the combat, which is actually overall dogshit and what you unfortunately spend the vast majority of the game doing
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
my Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 hot take is that there's a ton of fantastic things about the game, none of which include the combat, which is actually overall dogshit and what you unfortunately spend the vast majority of the game doing
yeah, if you were good at the game maybe! I was emphatically not, and felt I needed to grind out a few more levels and such first
You can defeat the final boss from the minute it is presented. Choosing to do everything else merely reinforces that you want to spend more time in the world and wish to push things off to further that.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
yeah, if you were good at the game maybe! I was emphatically not, and felt I needed to grind out a few more levels and such first
ICE needs to be abolished, and its leadership and members who were involved in these human rights violations need to be prosecuted.
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ICE needs to be abolished, and its leadership and members who were involved in these human rights violations need to be prosecuted.
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
I had a few at one point, but sold them when they were worth around $400 or so after I moved and needed furniture for that apartment.
If I'd held onto them, I'd be financially set now, but it also would have been awkward as fuck living in that apartment with barely any furniture for like 4 years.
If I'd held onto them, I'd be financially set now, but it also would have been awkward as fuck living in that apartment with barely any furniture for like 4 years.
I briefly considered buying a couple bitcoin when it was at like $300 in 2015, but I never would have held onto them long enough to make real money. (or they would have been stolen lol)
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I had a few at one point, but sold them when they were worth around $400 or so after I moved and needed furniture for that apartment.
If I'd held onto them, I'd be financially set now, but it also would have been awkward as fuck living in that apartment with barely any furniture for like 4 years.
If I'd held onto them, I'd be financially set now, but it also would have been awkward as fuck living in that apartment with barely any furniture for like 4 years.
if I'm being honest, in retrospect, the way some of the older people I've dated or been with talked about me or other younger people they were into seems... not great
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
if I'm being honest, in retrospect, the way some of the older people I've dated or been with talked about me or other younger people they were into seems... not great
I just need a rich person to feed me omakase every day
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I just need a rich person to feed me omakase every day
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Dudes rock
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Dudes rock