🐍Kassss Asssasssin🐍
@kassassassin.bsky.social
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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement. Adults only, please. they/it/(others depending on context)
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simonee.bsky.social
listening to ASMR while playing Silksong in order to experience the perfect balance of extreme stress and extreme relaxation
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pftompkins.bsky.social
The media won’t even call the current Hitler Hitler
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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kassassassin.bsky.social
okay obviously you shouldn't fuck pokemon that are like dogs or rats or whatever, but this is just a man! this is just a big sexy man soaked in cum. he can consent, he's into it!
syrup.bsky.social
cum stack machoke isn't real he can't hurt you.

cum stack machoke:
Machoke under a waterfall that looks like cum
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kassassassin.bsky.social
okay but what if you need the threat of eternal punishment to cum
a tweet from Blake Moore asking, "How do atheists decide between good choices and bad choices?", to which Corby Collins replies, "If you need the threat of eternal punishment to be a good person, you are not a good person."
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kassassassin.bsky.social
sorry, you want me to join what? the "seminary"? like a cum aquarium? I'm in
kassassassin.bsky.social
I still can't believe how soft my skin is getting, I constantly touch it just to check and I'm always like "no fucking way!"
kassassassin.bsky.social
this is why every time someone complains about get dogpiled on this app I misread it as getting dog-pilled
kassassassin.bsky.social
this also applies to "is being trans bourgeois?"
kassassassin.bsky.social
If you say, "Is polyamory bourgeois?" around me, I'm going to react exactly as I would if you said "Can strudel be grandpa?" or "Is turnip for dancing?" and immediately call the hospital saying you've had a stroke
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
Remember when Stephen Miller claimed the Chicago apartment raid was on a building “filled with Tren de Aragua terrorists”?

Well, DHS has now dropped the number of alleged TdA members arrested in the building from 2 to 1.
Just one "verified" Tren de Aragua member and one U.S. citizen with an active warrant were among the 37, DHS said, without saying how it had verified that gang affiliation. Others taken that day, the agency said, were "illegal aliens."
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jaylyall.bsky.social
These strikes are illegal for about 7 reasons:
1. Not self-defense
2. No (or any) Congressional authorization
3. No evidence of criminal wrongdoing
4. Occurred in int'l waters
5. No open state of hostilities
6. Criminal groups are not terrorists legally
7. No id on people killed or group targeted
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
kassassassin.bsky.social
it was really gross how you all lusted over Nicole Kidman after that story about her divorce came out. you should only lust after Nicole Adultman
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gaudipern.bsky.social
The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.
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soupgargoyle.bsky.social
got the GFM set up for a new mobility scooter, please share it around, and donate if you can spare it, thank you so much

gofund.me/6a7931d9d
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sarahposner.bsky.social
"They referred to Black people as monkeys and “the watermelon people” and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies and driving them to suicide and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery."
politico.com
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
kassassassin.bsky.social
for the record, the estradiol pills I have taste weirdly good

and I'm on SERMs now instead because I'm doing a weird nonbinary transition, so you can have as many as you want

they're blue though so they might not map cleanly onto your matrix analogy
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kassassassin.bsky.social
"you lack media literacy" oh yeah? well you lack media cliteracy. you could never make anime cum
kassassassin.bsky.social
the keysmashing is a big part of the appeal
kassassassin.bsky.social
it is so weird how the entire time I work out I'm thinking, "I hate this, I want this to end", and then when I'm done I'm like, "damn, I don't want to stop"

what the fuck, brain and presumably endorphins?
kassassassin.bsky.social
duh, the crazy dude from cowboy bebop
kassassassin.bsky.social
for my new followers: welcome to bluesky, and yeah, we cumpost here
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