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SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social

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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 2h

MY BELOVED NOISE BOYS!!!

Make Some Noise @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social · 2h

🔊 TONIGHT! The season 4 premiere of Make Some Noise launches on Dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT!

Starring host @samreich.bsky.social, and guests—The Noise Boys:
📢 @joshruben.bsky.social
📢 Zac Oyama
📢 @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 9h

NO!!!! Mrs. Columbo is REAL and she is BEAUTIFUL and KIND and SMART and she loves her husband and she always smells a little bit like rosemary

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13h

i beat Lace but i'm sad now :( i feel bad. now time to procrastinate even harder about final boss

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

the bad therapist is basically the same age (maybe in her thirties) as the First Wives, the only villainous young woman who's really portrayed that way is Shelly

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

also you are Wrong about all of the young women being villainous except for the lesbian daughter. Phoebe (Elizabeth Berkley) is not villainous, she's a victim! and Elise takes her under her wing!!! i pointed it out to you while we were watching!!!

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

my Looney Tunes-ass revenge plot begins now

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

LIAAAAAR

a woman in a trench coat is dancing in front of a man in a black suit .

Alt: Diane Keaton in hysterics

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

i want it on the record that Katie told me over the phone that she was going to rate it three stars and that she has LIED to me

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14h

simone don't look at this review it was lovely spending time with you as always <3

📽️ screenshot of my letterboxd review for the first wives club (1996)

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

a damn dame liar...

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

YOU SAID THREE STARS!!!!!!!

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

so many god tier line readings in First Wives Club. Diane Keaton hysterically yelling "I'M SORRRYYYYY".

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

Goldie Hawn drunkenly yelling "You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings! Well you're wrong!
I'm an ACTRESS. I have ALL OF THEM!"... absolute cinema

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15h

i will not allow Hayley Williams to be misused in this manner... as neoliberal propaganda...

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15h

i always remember seeing this on Your Fave is Problematic lmao

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15h

glad to say that i have successfully provided a solid silly 3 star movie

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20h

how i feel after successfully peer pressuring Katie into watching one of my favorite movies with me

a disco ball is spinning in a dark room with a crowd of people watching .

Alt: Carrie Bradshaw dancing (sped up)

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 17h

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20h

how i feel after successfully peer pressuring Katie into watching one of my favorite movies with me

a disco ball is spinning in a dark room with a crowd of people watching .

Alt: Carrie Bradshaw dancing (sped up)

media.tenor.com

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 17h

fighting Lace in the Cradle. she is kicking my ass but once again i just find her vibe so enjoyable i’m not even mad about it

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18h

AI piss filter

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h

i will also add that it is INCREDIBLY chic to be an unmarried woman by choice. there is a mystique and elegance to it.

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h

the only reason to get married very young is because i think it's incredibly chic to be a divorcée in your 20s

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h

also maybe for tax/healthcare reasons. i would absolutely lavender marry my best friend if they got really good healthcare

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h

the only reason to get married very young is because i think it's incredibly chic to be a divorcée in your 20s

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20h

the immobilizing glue thing is the worst!!!

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20h

my least favorite area in Hollow Knight was Deepnest because i hate the skittering bug noises but that is genuinely preferable to this evil hospital

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20h

worst Silksong area is Whiteward. it doesn't have the most difficult enemies but just in terms of vibes it feels AWFUL. it feels like walking through a horror movie

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20h

today Katie watches The First Wives Club. for Diane Keaton. then i return to frogmarching her through movie musical history

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