SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
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it's market time again! i will be there Saturday December 13th! please buy my fine wares!
not my most beautiful pie but my grandmother loved it and thought it was incredible so that’s all that really matters
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
not my most beautiful pie but my grandmother loved it and thought it was incredible so that’s all that really matters
pie is finally in the oven and i need god (Mary Berry) to be with me because my lattice work was janky as hell
making pie crust. please send all of your prayers for me directly to Mary Berry, blessed is she who watches over baking
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
pie is finally in the oven and i need god (Mary Berry) to be with me because my lattice work was janky as hell
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
gone, and also forgotten
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
one must imagine sisyphus coring peeling and chopping apples
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
one must imagine sisyphus coring peeling and chopping apples
there's a picture on google maps from 2012 of my grandparents' old house and in the picture my grandpa is stepping out the front door and his car is in the driveway and sometimes i just go and look at that picture for a while so i can feel him alive again.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
there's a picture on google maps from 2012 of my grandparents' old house and in the picture my grandpa is stepping out the front door and his car is in the driveway and sometimes i just go and look at that picture for a while so i can feel him alive again.
i am once again thinking about how Derry Girls was one of the best shows ever made and how i wish it could've gone on for so much longer and how this is one of the most beautifully composed shots i've ever seen on television
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i am once again thinking about how Derry Girls was one of the best shows ever made and how i wish it could've gone on for so much longer and how this is one of the most beautifully composed shots i've ever seen on television
pie crust discs are now chilling in the fridge. i am paranoid and convinced i somehow still managed to overwork it even though i mixed it by hand
making pie crust. please send all of your prayers for me directly to Mary Berry, blessed is she who watches over baking
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
pie crust discs are now chilling in the fridge. i am paranoid and convinced i somehow still managed to overwork it even though i mixed it by hand
making pie crust. please send all of your prayers for me directly to Mary Berry, blessed is she who watches over baking
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
making pie crust. please send all of your prayers for me directly to Mary Berry, blessed is she who watches over baking
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this is why the Kelloggs thought they could stop people from jerking off by making corn flakes
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
this is why the Kelloggs thought they could stop people from jerking off by making corn flakes
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
okay so she fundamentally doesn't understand buffy as a character this is what i get for being hopeful about the reboot
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
okay so she fundamentally doesn't understand buffy as a character this is what i get for being hopeful about the reboot
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
i have developed a brilliant new workout routine that i like to call getting up from my desk every couple of hours and doing jumping jacks until i fall down
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i have developed a brilliant new workout routine that i like to call getting up from my desk every couple of hours and doing jumping jacks until i fall down
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
i am interested in precisely One of these things
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i am interested in precisely One of these things
teeny stocking, thoughts?
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
teeny stocking, thoughts?
my dad decided he wanted to make pickled green tomatoes so now the entire apartment smells like the inside of a giant pickling vat
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
my dad decided he wanted to make pickled green tomatoes so now the entire apartment smells like the inside of a giant pickling vat
can i eliminate more than 1 because i have no interest in rolls OR ham OR green bean casserole (that’s some midwestern gentile shit)
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
can i eliminate more than 1 because i have no interest in rolls OR ham OR green bean casserole (that’s some midwestern gentile shit)
i love turning on cheats in the Sims and putting in the move objects cheat so i can just have a chair floating in the middle of a wall. i Will break the laws of Sims physics and no one can stop me
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i love turning on cheats in the Sims and putting in the move objects cheat so i can just have a chair floating in the middle of a wall. i Will break the laws of Sims physics and no one can stop me
i have 20 days to make stuff for my next craft fair. no i did not make Anything else in the full two months since the last one so i could do things at a reasonable pace. i'm about to go crunch mode once again
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i have 20 days to make stuff for my next craft fair. no i did not make Anything else in the full two months since the last one so i could do things at a reasonable pace. i'm about to go crunch mode once again