SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
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born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
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it should be The Princess Bride
people want a Zelda movie to be "what if Ocarina of Time was LotR" when what it should be is an 80-minute anime OVA released in the early 90's with the weirdest plot you've ever seen and at least one original character who was so endearing that it physically hurts they aren't in any of the games
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
it should be The Princess Bride
t-minus until someone inevitably gets actually mad at me for this
like it or not you really gotta hand it to the Beatles. they simply are That Good. one of the few things boomers got completely right
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
t-minus until someone inevitably gets actually mad at me for this
like it or not you really gotta hand it to the Beatles. they simply are That Good. one of the few things boomers got completely right
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
like it or not you really gotta hand it to the Beatles. they simply are That Good. one of the few things boomers got completely right
me. simone
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
me. simone
we have arrived at the arcade battle and i am once again saying that they should have had Kristen cast Hold Person on Biz and then given Adaine a steel bat
my dad is now watching fantasy high for the first time
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
we have arrived at the arcade battle and i am once again saying that they should have had Kristen cast Hold Person on Biz and then given Adaine a steel bat
im on ebay sending pokemon card scalpers ludicrously low offers just to feel something and also to tell them that i don't respect them
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
im on ebay sending pokemon card scalpers ludicrously low offers just to feel something and also to tell them that i don't respect them
are they... you know... a friend of bert and ernie
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
are they... you know... a friend of bert and ernie
FREE HER!!!!!!
listening to led zepplin 4 rn lmfao
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
FREE HER!!!!!!
every day i check to see if the 1001 albums generator has blessed my dear @katie.bzky.team with Live Through This by Hole and every day i am once again disappointed by the random albums generator
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
every day i check to see if the 1001 albums generator has blessed my dear @katie.bzky.team with Live Through This by Hole and every day i am once again disappointed by the random albums generator
its cool how Florence Welch undeniably has actual magical powers and is a witch
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
its cool how Florence Welch undeniably has actual magical powers and is a witch
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
zelda and gorgug my absolute beloveds my angels my babies i love them forever
my dad is now watching fantasy high for the first time
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
zelda and gorgug my absolute beloveds my angels my babies i love them forever
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I think it should be legal to slap these off someone's face and smash them with a big mallet if you see them recording you without your permission
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I think it should be legal to slap these off someone's face and smash them with a big mallet if you see them recording you without your permission
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no u don’t get it it’s just nobody taylor thinks matters is talking about it
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
no u don’t get it it’s just nobody taylor thinks matters is talking about it
i had to explain to them about Michele Rice and why Claudia is doomed by the narrative 💔
instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i had to explain to them about Michele Rice and why Claudia is doomed by the narrative 💔
instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead
UNHhhh has officially ended in what is basically fifteen gay 9/11s for me
The Official (and Gay) History of 'UNHhhh'
F*ck my pussy with a rake, forever!
www.papermag.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
UNHhhh has officially ended in what is basically fifteen gay 9/11s for me
do you believe in milk and cookies?
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
do you believe in milk and cookies?
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Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment.
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment.
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
Anything helps. Thank you♥️
the halftime show was perfect but i Am mildly heartbroken that Cardi B was there but they didn't perform I Like It :(
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 AM
the halftime show was perfect but i Am mildly heartbroken that Cardi B was there but they didn't perform I Like It :(
important context is that this was a song on the soundtrack of an animated KIDS' MOVIE about an anthropomorphized white blood cell
It is kinda amazing that in honor of Charlie Kirk, Turning Point USA dedicated their half time site show to Jeffrey Epstein
![[Verse 3: Kid Rock, Thornetta Davis, Joe-C, Kid
Rock & Thornetta Davis]
Now some people say my mind's blown
I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone, I'm paid, G
Can't call me, just page me (Daddy, yeah)
Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:khvyd3oiw46vif5gm7hijslk/bafkreigmzz4uj2nblewizxk5snd7lvdlhegigthjtrxp5ilb3uw5een4re@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 AM
important context is that this was a song on the soundtrack of an animated KIDS' MOVIE about an anthropomorphized white blood cell
YEARLY DRAKE HUMILIATION RITUAL HAS BEEN PERFORMED YAYYYY
i really do not care about football but i do hope the seahawks win mainly because i want drake to lose a million dollars
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
YEARLY DRAKE HUMILIATION RITUAL HAS BEEN PERFORMED YAYYYY
the ents storming isengard
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
the ents storming isengard
30th anniversary baby
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
30th anniversary baby
“why was lady gaga there” shes an italian new yorker this is nyc immigrant solidarity in action
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
“why was lady gaga there” shes an italian new yorker this is nyc immigrant solidarity in action