SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
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instant cure if you're feeling bad about being single on valentine's day
Valentine's Day Special | Reading Reddit Stories
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February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
instant cure if you're feeling bad about being single on valentine's day
i just want to say that when the trend cycle eventually wheels back around to mid 2010s stuff there is no force on earth that will be able to get me to wear cold shoulder tops again
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
i just want to say that when the trend cycle eventually wheels back around to mid 2010s stuff there is no force on earth that will be able to get me to wear cold shoulder tops again
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let's stay together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
let's stay together
lowkey they could've just cast Charli XCX as Heathcliff
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
lowkey they could've just cast Charli XCX as Heathcliff
valentines donuts!!! yay 🤗
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
valentines donuts!!! yay 🤗
today my mom announced that she wants to see Hamnet for Valentine's Day. girl what the hell
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
today my mom announced that she wants to see Hamnet for Valentine's Day. girl what the hell
my mom randomly surprised me with this mass market paperback of Interview With The Vampire??? apparently it's been on her bookshelf for decades (which is puzzling in itself bc it's def not her kind of book) and she just found it again and now it's mine ☺️🤗 yay
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
my mom randomly surprised me with this mass market paperback of Interview With The Vampire??? apparently it's been on her bookshelf for decades (which is puzzling in itself bc it's def not her kind of book) and she just found it again and now it's mine ☺️🤗 yay
despite the best efforts of my haters i am enjoying a delicious peppermint hot chocolate with mini marshmallows
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
despite the best efforts of my haters i am enjoying a delicious peppermint hot chocolate with mini marshmallows
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i don't think will stencil is a fed but i do think he was created in a lab to be physically incapable of not posting, as an experiment to see how much time people will waste arguing about the economy with a guy who is annoying
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i don't think will stencil is a fed but i do think he was created in a lab to be physically incapable of not posting, as an experiment to see how much time people will waste arguing about the economy with a guy who is annoying
being single on valentines day easy as hell if your heart is constantly overflowing with love for everyone around you
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
being single on valentines day easy as hell if your heart is constantly overflowing with love for everyone around you
gay halloween couples costume idea if you want to do Heated Rivalry but don't want to just dress up as one of the couples: a blueberry and a banana
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
gay halloween couples costume idea if you want to do Heated Rivalry but don't want to just dress up as one of the couples: a blueberry and a banana
bro i just wanted to solve some puzzles and now i have to lay down so i dont throw up im officially beefing with outer wilds. sorry to my friends who love it. i have big beef now
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
bro i just wanted to solve some puzzles and now i have to lay down so i dont throw up im officially beefing with outer wilds. sorry to my friends who love it. i have big beef now
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Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
does anyone have recommendations for puzzle/mystery games?? has to be playable on mac or switch, looking for something with professor layton/blue prince vibes tysm <3
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
does anyone have recommendations for puzzle/mystery games?? has to be playable on mac or switch, looking for something with professor layton/blue prince vibes tysm <3
it should be The Princess Bride
people want a Zelda movie to be "what if Ocarina of Time was LotR" when what it should be is an 80-minute anime OVA released in the early 90's with the weirdest plot you've ever seen and at least one original character who was so endearing that it physically hurts they aren't in any of the games
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
it should be The Princess Bride
t-minus until someone inevitably gets actually mad at me for this
like it or not you really gotta hand it to the Beatles. they simply are That Good. one of the few things boomers got completely right
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
t-minus until someone inevitably gets actually mad at me for this
like it or not you really gotta hand it to the Beatles. they simply are That Good. one of the few things boomers got completely right
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
like it or not you really gotta hand it to the Beatles. they simply are That Good. one of the few things boomers got completely right
me. simone
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
me. simone
we have arrived at the arcade battle and i am once again saying that they should have had Kristen cast Hold Person on Biz and then given Adaine a steel bat
my dad is now watching fantasy high for the first time
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
we have arrived at the arcade battle and i am once again saying that they should have had Kristen cast Hold Person on Biz and then given Adaine a steel bat
im on ebay sending pokemon card scalpers ludicrously low offers just to feel something and also to tell them that i don't respect them
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
im on ebay sending pokemon card scalpers ludicrously low offers just to feel something and also to tell them that i don't respect them
are they... you know... a friend of bert and ernie
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
are they... you know... a friend of bert and ernie
FREE HER!!!!!!
listening to led zepplin 4 rn lmfao
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
FREE HER!!!!!!
every day i check to see if the 1001 albums generator has blessed my dear @katie.bzky.team with Live Through This by Hole and every day i am once again disappointed by the random albums generator
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
every day i check to see if the 1001 albums generator has blessed my dear @katie.bzky.team with Live Through This by Hole and every day i am once again disappointed by the random albums generator
its cool how Florence Welch undeniably has actual magical powers and is a witch
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
its cool how Florence Welch undeniably has actual magical powers and is a witch