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SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine

born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it

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for valentines day watch Casablanca. if you've seen it or if you haven't. they perfected love stories in 1942
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
good movie
finally watching hot priest Josh O’Connor
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Kerry Washington is EATINGGGGGG
finally watching hot priest Josh O’Connor
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
“feminist marxist whores” omg the besties yayyyy
finally watching hot priest Josh O’Connor
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
finally watching hot priest Josh O’Connor
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
my dad has talked her into watching the new(ish) Knives Out movie instead
today my mom announced that she wants to see Hamnet for Valentine's Day. girl what the hell
February 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
describing the Knives Out movies on the phone with my grandma. telling her about who plays the secondary character to Benoit Blanc. my mom interjects to say that Andrew Scott plays that character in the third movie. i tell her no he doesn't it's Josh O'Connor.
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
incredibly funny time to be someone who has always strongly disliked Wuthering Heights
February 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
instant cure if you're feeling bad about being single on valentine's day
Valentine's Day Special | Reading Reddit Stories
YouTube video by Smosh Pit
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February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i just want to say that when the trend cycle eventually wheels back around to mid 2010s stuff there is no force on earth that will be able to get me to wear cold shoulder tops again
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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let's stay together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
lowkey they could've just cast Charli XCX as Heathcliff
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
valentines donuts!!! yay 🤗
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
today my mom announced that she wants to see Hamnet for Valentine's Day. girl what the hell
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
my mom randomly surprised me with this mass market paperback of Interview With The Vampire??? apparently it's been on her bookshelf for decades (which is puzzling in itself bc it's def not her kind of book) and she just found it again and now it's mine ☺️🤗 yay
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
despite the best efforts of my haters i am enjoying a delicious peppermint hot chocolate with mini marshmallows
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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i don't think will stencil is a fed but i do think he was created in a lab to be physically incapable of not posting, as an experiment to see how much time people will waste arguing about the economy with a guy who is annoying
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
being single on valentines day easy as hell if your heart is constantly overflowing with love for everyone around you
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
gay halloween couples costume idea if you want to do Heated Rivalry but don't want to just dress up as one of the couples: a blueberry and a banana
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
bro i just wanted to solve some puzzles and now i have to lay down so i dont throw up im officially beefing with outer wilds. sorry to my friends who love it. i have big beef now
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
does anyone have recommendations for puzzle/mystery games?? has to be playable on mac or switch, looking for something with professor layton/blue prince vibes tysm <3
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
it should be The Princess Bride
people want a Zelda movie to be "what if Ocarina of Time was LotR" when what it should be is an 80-minute anime OVA released in the early 90's with the weirdest plot you've ever seen and at least one original character who was so endearing that it physically hurts they aren't in any of the games
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
t-minus until someone inevitably gets actually mad at me for this
like it or not you really gotta hand it to the Beatles. they simply are That Good. one of the few things boomers got completely right
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM