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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
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born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
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i love love i love pink and red and tacky decorations and romantic comedies and chocolate and roses!!! yay!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
i love love i love pink and red and tacky decorations and romantic comedies and chocolate and roses!!! yay!!!!
being single on valentines day easy as hell if your heart is constantly overflowing with love for everyone around you
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
being single on valentines day easy as hell if your heart is constantly overflowing with love for everyone around you
micah my brain feels like soup
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
micah my brain feels like soup
bro i have incredible news
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
bro i have incredible news
unfortunately seeing this post has confirmed for me that i cannot watch The Pitt
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
unfortunately seeing this post has confirmed for me that i cannot watch The Pitt
oh yeah i remember people joke-measuring things in terms of scaramuccis after that lmao
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
oh yeah i remember people joke-measuring things in terms of scaramuccis after that lmao
asking bc i don't remember if they were all being fired or just resigning
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
asking bc i don't remember if they were all being fired or just resigning
wasn't he constantly canning people in his first term???
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
wasn't he constantly canning people in his first term???
you're trapped in a groundhog day of boomer dad music
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
you're trapped in a groundhog day of boomer dad music
whats up next. anything promising
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
whats up next. anything promising
god it would've been so good for them to give you a Hole album for #69
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
god it would've been so good for them to give you a Hole album for #69
he says he mostly didn't get sick of it (but also i think he is an unreliable narrator here because i don't think he actually went to many school dances)
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
he says he mostly didn't get sick of it (but also i think he is an unreliable narrator here because i don't think he actually went to many school dances)
gay halloween couples costume idea if you want to do Heated Rivalry but don't want to just dress up as one of the couples: a blueberry and a banana
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
gay halloween couples costume idea if you want to do Heated Rivalry but don't want to just dress up as one of the couples: a blueberry and a banana
bro i just wanted to solve some puzzles and now i have to lay down so i dont throw up im officially beefing with outer wilds. sorry to my friends who love it. i have big beef now
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
bro i just wanted to solve some puzzles and now i have to lay down so i dont throw up im officially beefing with outer wilds. sorry to my friends who love it. i have big beef now
yeah i think this has to be my rule from now on as well
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
yeah i think this has to be my rule from now on as well
nope. bought it on switch.
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
nope. bought it on switch.
they apparently don't do them ever at all anymore
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
they apparently don't do them ever at all anymore
yeah i'm gonna try to get a refund
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
yeah i'm gonna try to get a refund
ah. it appears i may have completely wasted my money in that case.
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
ah. it appears i may have completely wasted my money in that case.
your latest Dad Update: he wants me to tell you that they played Stairway to Heaven as the designated Slow Dance Song at every school dance he went to in high school
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
your latest Dad Update: he wants me to tell you that they played Stairway to Heaven as the designated Slow Dance Song at every school dance he went to in high school
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Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods