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chat is it good that the league went on a media blitz to laud the salary cap after being asked about trinity rodman's contract
thedistrictpress.com/2025/11/17/t...
Trinity Rodman’s contract saga will reveal the future that NWSL leadership want
A day that ended with Washington Spirit fans zipping across the skies like meteors began, contrastingly, with frustration-induced eye rolls. The Athletic’s Tom Bogert broke news about the status of…
thedistrictpress.com
lily to cat could be happening at chelsea but sonia thought kaptein had the juice and it’s yet another thing i’ll never forgive her for
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
mf’n cat
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
best in the world and anyone who says different is a liar
The Secretary of Defense 💪
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
stanford have won their last three tournament games 7-3, 6-0, 5-1. sheesh.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
stanford is on an unholy tear
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
there's the jordynn dudley that i know
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
nerds did a study on why kissing is good lmao
Animals have been kissing for over 17 million years, a new study suggests.

Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
When was the first kiss? Over 17 million years ago, a study suggests.
Evolutionary biologists don’t know why we kiss — but new research suggests kissing evolved long before humans existed.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
germany on dat ass
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
as long as this keeps happening there’s a chance that we’re going to be ok
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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“neck”: the greatest marching band song played by the often imitated, but never duplicated, southern university’s human jukebox.

[🎥 via southern university]
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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a classic moment from Vernon Davis
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
tendernism
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
wonder what could’ve made this guy feel betrayed by the foreign government he used to work closely with ah well guess we’ll never know
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.

She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Do you ever think about how everyone in the NBA would have traumatized a 1700s French village the second they entered it
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Ladies, if a woman this annoying with a chin this big can wield her limited sexual charms to destroy the country this badly, just imagine what the rest of us can do. Let this inspire us to seductive action for the greater good
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This might be the coolest @reignfc.com collab I've seen.

Emeri Adames welcomed activist and footy fan Malala to Seattle with a custom Seattle Reign kit during her visit.

www.instagram.com/p/DRh9znOEoSX
Seattle Reign FC on Instagram: "An honor to welcome @malala to Seattle and gift her a custom Reign kit during her visit. Grateful for the chance to celebrate a leader whose courage and advocacy contin...
832 likes, 14 comments - reignfc on November 26, 2025: "An honor to welcome @malala to Seattle and gift her a custom Reign kit during her visit. Grateful for the chance to celebrate a leader whose cou...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
one of the most unintentionally freeing things i've ever done was respond to a classmate doing the 'ew are you GAY' thing about something with 'maybe, now what?' because we both learned that he had nothing after that
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM