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simonee.bsky.social
SIMONE 🩷
@simonee.bsky.social
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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine

born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it

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i tweeted this when David Lynch passed and i just keep thinking about how there have been so many Lauras and how rare his kindness for her was.
Laura Palmer will always be the most important piece of David Lynch's legacy to me, because i will always see in her face the faces of women i know and have known who carry her pain with them, and in his kindness to Laura i see the kindness that so many have never received.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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a brief Edgar
Edgar the stray gray tabby cat sits with his back to me under a bench
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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oh yeah. that’s banana bread
A loaf of banana bread cooling in its tin
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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soup time
A hearty soup filled with carrots and potatoes and mushrooms and lamb Hello Kitty eating soup
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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i love my wife
Link posing on the light dragon’s snoot
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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i just found this in a random single pack of destined rivals holy shit i am SCREAMING i have never had luck like this ever once
My hand, holding the Misty's Psyduck illustration rare card from Destined Rivals, showing Misty swimming alongside her Psyduck.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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going to try to start writing in my journal daily again
Girl who is "going to be okay" meme. A white woman sits outside happily drinking some sort of green smoothie drink with the words 'Girl who is "going to be okay"' written on top of the photo.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
simonee.bsky.social
one verse entirely for Ripp
A big tall terrible giant at the door A big tall terrible lady giant sweeping the floor And she gives you food And she gives you rest And she draws you close To her giant breast And you know things now that you never knew before Not till the sky
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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edgar time
Edgar the stray gray tabby cat sitting on my window unit air conditioner
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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HE REJOICES
Edgar, returned to his perch on my air conditioner (there's weird reflections from my window shelf) Edgar backlit in the night
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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text from my best friend: 🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’s crying into his wine 🍷😩 about being a TOXIC PEST 🦠👹 that nobody will ride, not even for a FREE RIDE 🍆🚫🚍! Forget his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Edgar says vote for Zohran
Edgar the stray gray tabby cat sitting on my air conditioner Edgar but he is staring at my funny little lego plants on the window ledge
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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my goat
The goat marionette puppets from The Sound of Music
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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a nighttime visitor (non-Edgar)
A blurry picture of a possum going up my fire escape stairs. my bookshelf has reflected into the picture
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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remove the QT all you want. the internet is fucking forever
@silveralethia.puppygirls.online: if you address Wallace Shawn as "that guy from young sheldon" he should be given a gun and amnesty.
November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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and for the record she has actually seen The Princess Bride!! she just didn't recognize him because he's much older now
Twitter convo between me and Ella Me: GIRL. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE PRINCESS BRIDE OR GOSSIP GIRL??? Ella: HES IN THOSE??? (crying emojis) Me: GIRL. he's Vizzini and Cyrus Rose. (pictures of Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride and on Gossip Girl) Me: i'm more surprised that you didn't remember him as Blair's stepfather bc he was the best parent figure on Gossip Girl by far Ella: oh my god now i remember
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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this was a few months ago my uncle got this shot of a mama fox and her two kits!
A mama fox and her kits
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Amber from Clueless saying "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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birthday tea party with the besties 🫶
Me, Jourdain, Stella, and Gita A beautiful tea service tower of little thai desserts that look like fairy food Thai tea latte cute drawing of a squirrel in a tree i found taped to a bench
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The "Hey, I've seen this one!" line from Back to the Future
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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he returns in daylight
Edgar climbs the fire escape
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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didn’t have a costume in time so. emergency Kermit
a 0.5 lens selfie of me from above wearing a Kermit character hat, you cannot see my face.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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a halloween guy
Edgar sitting on my air conditioner looking in at me through the window. The reflection from my lamp has made everything look kind of weird
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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IF YOU A MEMBER OF THE YIGA CLAN IM FUCKING STEALING SOMETHING OUT YOUR HOUSE!!!
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: HOES MAD
Link posing next to a caricature the Yiga clan drew of him. I have made him pose so he is pointing at the caricature. He is so sassy
October 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM