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Kass Assassin
@kassassassin.bsky.social
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Genderfluid glampire with good hair and bad judgement.

Adults only, please.

they/it/(others depending on context)
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tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
*ahem* shot chaser
white text on a black background that says: "Charlie Kirk spent over $30k on a trans girl's Onlyfans. His last payment was the day before he passed"
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
aw, dammit. I was gonna drop this combo in response to the idea that Katy Perry has changed
a yahoo news article headline: Katy Perry Demands $5 Million in Damages From Ailing Veteran as Bitter Montecito Mansion Feud Drags On Charlie Lankston Wed, November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM EST 7 min read Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave making a strained face and asking, "You sure about that?"
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
kassassassin.bsky.social
I love how moody the park looks right now
a park under grey skies and rain. there are trees and grass behind black fences. many of the branches are bare, and those with leaves show more orange and yellow foliage than green. the lights of the city beyond peek through them. the foreground of the photo shows a paved walkway branching out to different paths. a stone structure consisting of 4 columns and a roof with a small basin or pedestal at the center. one side of the roof reads, "HOPE", another "CHARITY". atop the roof is a small, bronze statue of a woman draped in a robe.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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POV: you have posted an ass pic on bluesky dot com
Chat requests the name and profile picture have been crossed out the message reads, "You are gorgeous! Hope that's ok to say" followed by a colon and closing parenthesis to create a smiley face Not followed by anyone you're following Accept Reject
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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the test result is not a surprise

the link below the chart though???
Your Nonmonogamy Compass Results relationship-compass.com There is a chart with the X axis going from "interested in many" to "interested in one", and the Y axis going from "doesn't limit other" to "limits other", breaking the chart into 4 quadrants, which are, starting in the top left and going clockwise, "biblical patriarch", "hashtag tradlife", "practical progressive", and "polycule slutcloud". a red dot in the furthest corner of the polycule slutcloud indicates Kass's placement. beneath this are 3 links: More Surveys Guide To Hooking Women On Your Penis Heroin Twitter
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
kassassassin.bsky.social
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
two screenshots from The Lord of The Rings trilogy, I think from Fellowship? with subtitles Panel 1: Sam and Frodo stand in a field in the sunshine. Frodo says, "Remember what Bilbo used to say:" Panel 2: as we see them from a further distance now, the subtitles continue, "Hraaaaaaaaghhgh!", and are bracketed by images of the terrifying face Bilbo makes when he craves the ring in that one scene
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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a scene from Metroid Dread where Samus communicates with the AI called Adam through a futuristic interface that's like a huge, pale, glowing, blue orb surrounded by shifting grey tiles which pulse as it speaks. Adam' dialogue has been modified to read as follows: "You are no match for Raven Beak at your current level of power. A friend of mine saw Raven Beak take off his shirt in the shower and he said that Raven Beak had an 8-pack. That Raven Beak was shredded."
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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we love seeing hot girls in dresses

qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥 💃
Kass from the neck down in a black dress with gold accents that exposes her shoulders and the outside of her arms, a shiny black waist corset, and thigh-high boots with very narrow heels that really accentuate her legs
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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good eternity, lesbians
"LESBIANS LiVE FOREVER" written inside a drawing of a heart in marker on the inside of a bar bathroom door
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
kassassassin.bsky.social
tonight's Fallout New Vegas stream went great
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
kassassassin.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
Sailor Uranus from Sailor Moon looking somewhat masculine and winking, with text from a Tumblr post by a user named fyawn that reads, "am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
true.
Kass from the neck down in a black dress with gold accents that exposes her shoulders and the outside of her arms, a shiny black waist corset, and thigh-high boots with very narrow heels that really accentuate her legs
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
what the fuck is wrong with me
the women from Babadook, labeled "me", yelling, "Why can't you just be normal?" at her son, who is screaming and labeled, "also me"
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
hanging out with the immortality blood billionaire like
Bryan Johnson's face superimposed over the face of the "she's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!" meme woman with a bag of potato chips on her head doing peace signs with both hands in a supermarket
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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last one

btw yes, you can tell what pronouns to use with me based on how I smell lol
Kass looking masc on the subway platform, with stubble and a dress shirt made of a patchwork of burgundy, blue, and grey fabrics. He wears a torus-shaped blue crystal pendant around his neck on a thin silver chain. The One by Dolce & Gabbana
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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face + scent

(I actually wear different scents depending on my current gender mode, I can only fit 2 in this post)
Kass looking femme in bisexual lighting in front of a green screen. She has pink lipstick and black eyeliner on, and her hair is bleached and shines back the pinks and blues of the lights around her. She wears a black dress that exposes her shoulders. Sexual Noir by Michel Germain Kass out at night looking somewhat androgynous and bearing a coy smile, wearing a silver chain around their neck culminating in a blue crystal torus pendant that matches their eyes, a wide-open white button up shirt, and a black cape. Intimate Silhouette by Cristian Siriano
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Idk if this is quite what you mean (and obviously the mattress isn't on the floor) but this is what I did in the bedroom at my previous apartment
a bed with red pillow cases and sheets, a black headboard, and a grey blanket, surrounded by red drapery completely concealing the walls
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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"BREAKFAST FOR DINNER" written in the "ZOHRAN FOR NEW YORK CITY" style
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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a flowchart that starts at "an account I don't recognize is posting nonsense on my skyline" this points to a bubble with the question, "is it Jazz?" if Yes, it leads to the statement, "it's just Jazz, keep scrolling" if No, it leads to a bubble that says, "look closer", and then points to the same statement: "it's just Jazz, keep scrolling"
November 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
the gurrls are fightiiing
Kirsch & Kumi from Alien: Earth being as passive aggressive as possible to each other in an elevator
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
kassassassin.bsky.social
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
the 10th Doctor Who, played by David Tennant, wearing a pinstriped suit and smiling knowingly while holding his sonic screwdriver Kilgrave from Jessica Jones, as played by David Tennant, wearing a suit with a purple shirt and pocket square, scowling
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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the robot I thought of:
Kryten from Red Dwarf
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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them: are you autistic?

me:
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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the fallout: new vegas stream last night went swimmingly
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM