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okay, I am a man of my word. I watched the first episode of BEAST GAMES season two so you don't have to
so anyway, here is the proposition: when I see, oh, let's say $50 canadian in total donations to my Paypal here, I'll do up the first episode of BEAST GAMES season 2 here in blooski format. you lot buy us lunch in Seville, you get a BEAST GAMES recap
www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
okay, I am a man of my word. I watched the first episode of BEAST GAMES season two so you don't have to
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The biggest giveaway that Stephen is a traitor is that he saved his ABBA Arrival orange-panelled jumpsuit for so late in the series. Anyone frightened of murder or banishment would have worn that wonder on day two.
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 AM
The biggest giveaway that Stephen is a traitor is that he saved his ABBA Arrival orange-panelled jumpsuit for so late in the series. Anyone frightened of murder or banishment would have worn that wonder on day two.
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
Can’t believe nobody in the castle has clocked this.
#Traitors
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Every year I make handmade crackers, and the kid moans about the “dad jokes”, so this year I have decided to talk more directly to Gen Z.
(Also: clipper lighters and scratch cards in every one. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!)
(Also: clipper lighters and scratch cards in every one. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!)
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Every year I make handmade crackers, and the kid moans about the “dad jokes”, so this year I have decided to talk more directly to Gen Z.
(Also: clipper lighters and scratch cards in every one. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!)
(Also: clipper lighters and scratch cards in every one. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!)
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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
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December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
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✨FIRST EPISODE EVER OUT NOW✨
Long Distance Bit Weird, a brand new podcast where long-distance lovers @mbalazo.bsky.social (Canada) and I (UK) delve in to uniquely British or Canadian subjects, is a-go-go.
EP 1: UK Xmas #1s w/ @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/7Dsj... 🎧
Long Distance Bit Weird, a brand new podcast where long-distance lovers @mbalazo.bsky.social (Canada) and I (UK) delve in to uniquely British or Canadian subjects, is a-go-go.
EP 1: UK Xmas #1s w/ @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/7Dsj... 🎧
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
✨FIRST EPISODE EVER OUT NOW✨
Long Distance Bit Weird, a brand new podcast where long-distance lovers @mbalazo.bsky.social (Canada) and I (UK) delve in to uniquely British or Canadian subjects, is a-go-go.
EP 1: UK Xmas #1s w/ @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/7Dsj... 🎧
Long Distance Bit Weird, a brand new podcast where long-distance lovers @mbalazo.bsky.social (Canada) and I (UK) delve in to uniquely British or Canadian subjects, is a-go-go.
EP 1: UK Xmas #1s w/ @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/7Dsj... 🎧
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If you go looking for revenge, first dig two graves. You might find some revenge in there. Squirrels bury them. Actually I think that might be acorns. If you go looking for acorns, first dig two graves
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you go looking for revenge, first dig two graves. You might find some revenge in there. Squirrels bury them. Actually I think that might be acorns. If you go looking for acorns, first dig two graves
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Make someone’s Christmas by gifting them tickets to #InsideNo9 Stage/Fright🎅👻🩸. Final performances at @EventimApollo Hammersmith 2-6 Jan. We’ll miss this very special show, thanks to everyone who’s seen it so far. Selling fast, best avail Mon 5th Jan‼️
www.eventimapollo.com/events/insid...
www.eventimapollo.com/events/insid...
Inside No. 9 Stage/Fright
www.eventimapollo.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Make someone’s Christmas by gifting them tickets to #InsideNo9 Stage/Fright🎅👻🩸. Final performances at @EventimApollo Hammersmith 2-6 Jan. We’ll miss this very special show, thanks to everyone who’s seen it so far. Selling fast, best avail Mon 5th Jan‼️
www.eventimapollo.com/events/insid...
www.eventimapollo.com/events/insid...
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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The NAP COMIX Kickstarter closes TOMORROW so if you've been thinking about pre-ordering my new book please do it soon!
It includes the 1st year's worth of comics from the webcomic, as well as LOADS of exclusive content.
Please take a look here: tinyurl.com/napcomixks
Thank you! (& please share!)
It includes the 1st year's worth of comics from the webcomic, as well as LOADS of exclusive content.
Please take a look here: tinyurl.com/napcomixks
Thank you! (& please share!)
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The NAP COMIX Kickstarter closes TOMORROW so if you've been thinking about pre-ordering my new book please do it soon!
It includes the 1st year's worth of comics from the webcomic, as well as LOADS of exclusive content.
Please take a look here: tinyurl.com/napcomixks
Thank you! (& please share!)
It includes the 1st year's worth of comics from the webcomic, as well as LOADS of exclusive content.
Please take a look here: tinyurl.com/napcomixks
Thank you! (& please share!)
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Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
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We only tell kids about the tooth fairy to distract from knowledge of the fairies who accept larger bones for greater rewards
August 23, 2023 at 2:34 AM
We only tell kids about the tooth fairy to distract from knowledge of the fairies who accept larger bones for greater rewards
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I have a book out in two weeks. So....one repost of this and I'll drop one fact/spoiler/detail about the book. @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social www.walker.co.uk/978152951581...
Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos - Walker Books
PRE-ORDER NOW! THE BRAND-NEW HILARIOUS DOODLE-PACKED DIARY IN THE BESTSELLING LOKI SERIES.‘Tom Gates and Wimpy Kid fans need look no further than this laug...
www.walker.co.uk
August 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I have a book out in two weeks. So....one repost of this and I'll drop one fact/spoiler/detail about the book. @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social www.walker.co.uk/978152951581...
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Somebody once said that part of the pleasure in buying a book is the mistaken belief that you're also buying the free time in which to read it...
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Somebody once said that part of the pleasure in buying a book is the mistaken belief that you're also buying the free time in which to read it...
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
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Woah Dave Gibbons really did this guy dirty
Today I learned that the creator of the Rorschach test, Hermann Rorschach, was a HOTTIE.
August 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Woah Dave Gibbons really did this guy dirty
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids
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Stats: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number...
(also you can buy the mug and other smbc stuff here: smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/goo...)
#smbc
(also you can buy the mug and other smbc stuff here: smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/goo...)
#smbc
July 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stats: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number...
(also you can buy the mug and other smbc stuff here: smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/goo...)
#smbc
(also you can buy the mug and other smbc stuff here: smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/goo...)
#smbc
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ICYMI
1) I'm excited to bring our beloved Nap Comix to BOOK FORM on Kickstarter in October!
2) *Pretty* please go to this link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli... and click the 'notify me on launch' button. Apparently that REALLY helps the project when we launch it.
3) That's all. As you were.
1) I'm excited to bring our beloved Nap Comix to BOOK FORM on Kickstarter in October!
2) *Pretty* please go to this link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli... and click the 'notify me on launch' button. Apparently that REALLY helps the project when we launch it.
3) That's all. As you were.
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ICYMI
1) I'm excited to bring our beloved Nap Comix to BOOK FORM on Kickstarter in October!
2) *Pretty* please go to this link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli... and click the 'notify me on launch' button. Apparently that REALLY helps the project when we launch it.
3) That's all. As you were.
1) I'm excited to bring our beloved Nap Comix to BOOK FORM on Kickstarter in October!
2) *Pretty* please go to this link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli... and click the 'notify me on launch' button. Apparently that REALLY helps the project when we launch it.
3) That's all. As you were.
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If you're watching #AEWAllInTexas and wanna see the Alex Windsor vs Syuri match from EVE last month that Excalibur spoke of on commentary, you can do so for free on YouTube
youtu.be/NUgXE8pOxVU?si…#wrestleskyk#AEWEW 🤼♀️🤼♂️
youtu.be/NUgXE8pOxVU?si…#wrestleskyk#AEWEW 🤼♀️🤼♂️
IWGP Women's Championship: Syuri vs Alex Windsor - EVE Riot Grrrls of Wrestling
YouTube video by EVE - Riot Grrrls of Wrestling
https://youtu.be/NUgXE8pOxVU?si…
July 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you're watching #AEWAllInTexas and wanna see the Alex Windsor vs Syuri match from EVE last month that Excalibur spoke of on commentary, you can do so for free on YouTube
youtu.be/NUgXE8pOxVU?si…#wrestleskyk#AEWEW 🤼♀️🤼♂️
youtu.be/NUgXE8pOxVU?si…#wrestleskyk#AEWEW 🤼♀️🤼♂️
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Oh, this is a good topic!
There is an element of 'consent' to pitched battles, but it's not the old myth of generals agreeing to have a battle before tea time.
And to the question - a better Roman general would presumably have refused battle at a place like Cannae.
But let's talk about it. 1/
There is an element of 'consent' to pitched battles, but it's not the old myth of generals agreeing to have a battle before tea time.
And to the question - a better Roman general would presumably have refused battle at a place like Cannae.
But let's talk about it. 1/
I don't think I really understand "pitched battle." It was once common that opposing armies agreed upon, or knowingly converged upon, a specified battleground?
Polybius says the Romans engaged at Cannae because of inexperience. Would experienced leaders ever agree to the same battle conditions?
Polybius says the Romans engaged at Cannae because of inexperience. Would experienced leaders ever agree to the same battle conditions?
July 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh, this is a good topic!
There is an element of 'consent' to pitched battles, but it's not the old myth of generals agreeing to have a battle before tea time.
And to the question - a better Roman general would presumably have refused battle at a place like Cannae.
But let's talk about it. 1/
There is an element of 'consent' to pitched battles, but it's not the old myth of generals agreeing to have a battle before tea time.
And to the question - a better Roman general would presumably have refused battle at a place like Cannae.
But let's talk about it. 1/
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X-Men as Simpsons Quotes
PROFESSOR X
PROFESSOR X
June 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
X-Men as Simpsons Quotes
PROFESSOR X
PROFESSOR X