Jim
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Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
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Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
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eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
September 23, 2023 at 5:58 AM
eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
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This was my personal introduction to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. I suppose it was for a lot of Americans my age.
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This was my personal introduction to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. I suppose it was for a lot of Americans my age.
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It's weird that so many of the same people who think "You criticize Democrats more than Republicans. Clearly you support Republicans," is an intelligent argument like to blame non-voters and 3rd party voters more often than Trump voters.
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It's weird that so many of the same people who think "You criticize Democrats more than Republicans. Clearly you support Republicans," is an intelligent argument like to blame non-voters and 3rd party voters more often than Trump voters.
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Josh is like "well i named the voices in my head the Bailey-Delgados, that's gotta count for something"
Josh Shapiro apparently thinks the ticket to the presidency is "younger Chuck Schumer"
Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Josh is like "well i named the voices in my head the Bailey-Delgados, that's gotta count for something"
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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what about the last 40 years of computer makes you think its a good idea to put one in charge of your life
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
what about the last 40 years of computer makes you think its a good idea to put one in charge of your life
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cool history fact
Mussolini was captured by Anti-Fascists, shot and his body was brought back to be hung from his feet in the public square.
January 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
cool history fact
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
okay hear me out
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It's time to playyy [gameshow voice] Not! My! PROBLEM!
Majority of CEOs Alarmed as AI Delivers No Financial Returns
A survey found that more than half of CEO respondents said "their companies aren’t yet seeing a financial return from investments in AI."
futurism.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
It's time to playyy [gameshow voice] Not! My! PROBLEM!
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*frantically googling*
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
Who up bending they arc toward justice
January 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
*frantically googling*
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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It’s really hard to bear the contrast on my TL of regular ass Minnesotans doing some of the bravest shit I’ve ever seen in the face of state sponsored terror followed by a deep blue state senator posting: “errrm how does taking Greenland help lower the price of groceries?”
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
It’s really hard to bear the contrast on my TL of regular ass Minnesotans doing some of the bravest shit I’ve ever seen in the face of state sponsored terror followed by a deep blue state senator posting: “errrm how does taking Greenland help lower the price of groceries?”
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Not just Mexican restaurants. Many places are doing this, including some McDonald’s and supermarkets.
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Not just Mexican restaurants. Many places are doing this, including some McDonald’s and supermarkets.
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it's actually insane how tasteless these DNC functionaries and fundraisers have been the last few days. just a bunch of absolutely shameless parasites.
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
it's actually insane how tasteless these DNC functionaries and fundraisers have been the last few days. just a bunch of absolutely shameless parasites.
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Hey, dumbfucks, you know what's worse than a measles vaccine?
BREAKING: A measles outbreak is growing at rapid speed in South Carolina, with cases doubling over the last week and spreading to at least three other states.
'Staring over the edge': South Carolina measles outbreak doubles within a week
More than 500 people are in a 21-day quarantine and about 200 are "actively infected." The largest current outbreak in the U.S. has spread to at least three other states.
nbcnews.to
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Hey, dumbfucks, you know what's worse than a measles vaccine?
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I keep thinking about this with the ICE shooting
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I keep thinking about this with the ICE shooting
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Super Bowl ads that are not beer and snack food related are a sign of a bubble. Every single time.
If ChatGPT was really as useful as its proponents claim, OpenAI would not be spending nearly this much money on prime-time NFL ads.
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Super Bowl ads that are not beer and snack food related are a sign of a bubble. Every single time.
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Happy twelfth night everyone! It is still Christmas, and anyone who says different us weird and being weird.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Happy twelfth night everyone! It is still Christmas, and anyone who says different us weird and being weird.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
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Interesting ...
Organ-tuning books in English churches provide notes on a warming climate
Researchers have realised the records are a ‘goldmine’ to study changes in environmental conditions
www.theguardian.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Interesting ...