Two Whoppers Junior
@jasonthee.bsky.social
The man with no name. The horse is called Rodney.
Post a banger that isn't in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPV...
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPV...
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
4'33, John Cage
St. Thomas, Sonny Rollins
Big Bird, Eddie Floyd
Beep Beep Love, The Incredible Moses Leroy
Hook and Sling, Eddie Bo
4'33, John Cage
St. Thomas, Sonny Rollins
Big Bird, Eddie Floyd
Beep Beep Love, The Incredible Moses Leroy
Hook and Sling, Eddie Bo
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
* Pico and Sepúlveda, Felix Figueroa
* The Creator Has a Master Plan, Pharaoh Sanders
* Chant of the Ever-Circling Skeletal Family, David Bowie
* I Got the…, Labi Siffre
* Up Up Up, O Positive
* Pico and Sepúlveda, Felix Figueroa
* The Creator Has a Master Plan, Pharaoh Sanders
* Chant of the Ever-Circling Skeletal Family, David Bowie
* I Got the…, Labi Siffre
* Up Up Up, O Positive
Introduce yourself with 5 songs
Trouble, TV on the Radio
Shock to Your System, Tegan and Sara
Body Baby, Pharaohe Munch
Vogue, Madonna
One Monkey Don't Stop No Show, Big Maybelle
Trouble, TV on the Radio
Shock to Your System, Tegan and Sara
Body Baby, Pharaohe Munch
Vogue, Madonna
One Monkey Don't Stop No Show, Big Maybelle
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
4'33, John Cage
St. Thomas, Sonny Rollins
Big Bird, Eddie Floyd
Beep Beep Love, The Incredible Moses Leroy
Hook and Sling, Eddie Bo
4'33, John Cage
St. Thomas, Sonny Rollins
Big Bird, Eddie Floyd
Beep Beep Love, The Incredible Moses Leroy
Hook and Sling, Eddie Bo
@dicknixon.bsky.social sir, the world cries out for a lasting architecture of peace. Time to get out in front of it, there are charlatans speaking in your voice.
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social sir, the world cries out for a lasting architecture of peace. Time to get out in front of it, there are charlatans speaking in your voice.
Antiques Roadshow
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Antiques Roadshow
Roses are red
Violets linger
Violets linger
SOMEONE BIT OFF AN ICE AGENT’S FINGER!!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Roses are red
Violets linger
Violets linger
Reposted by Two Whoppers Junior
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
Meanwhile, BlueSky thinks everything's just fine
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Meanwhile, BlueSky thinks everything's just fine
Reposted by Two Whoppers Junior
“One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.
― Martin Luther King Jr.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.
― Martin Luther King Jr.
Styx
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Styx
Reading the timeline tonight and it's clear we'll never have solidarity. It's lone wolves or nothing.
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Reading the timeline tonight and it's clear we'll never have solidarity. It's lone wolves or nothing.
Reposted by Two Whoppers Junior
My children
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My children
A DNC apologist threw Ken Martin’s Wikipedia page at me.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
A DNC apologist threw Ken Martin’s Wikipedia page at me.
ruin two bands by combining them
Anthrax Air Supply
Anthrax Air Supply
ruin two bands by combining them
blink one direction
blink one direction
ruin two bands by combining them:
led zeppelinxs
led zeppelinxs
December 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ruin two bands by combining them
Anthrax Air Supply
Anthrax Air Supply
Roses are red
Without apprehension
Without apprehension
I posted pigpoopballs.jpg and got a 24 hour suspension.
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Roses are red
Without apprehension
Without apprehension
I named my fists Marx and Engels because they control the means of destruction
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I named my fists Marx and Engels because they control the means of destruction
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bear
Deer
Possum
Groundhog
1990s Glasgow Rangers FC fan
Bear
Deer
Possum
Groundhog
1990s Glasgow Rangers FC fan
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
Armadillo
Boar
Water moccasin
Heron
Juggalo
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
Leontyne Price
The Chieftains
John Denver
The Last Poets
TV On The Radio
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Philip Glass
GG Allin
ZZ Top
Ray Charles
Roy Hargrove
Shame on you for starving a landfill.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Shame on you for starving a landfill.
America Runs on 1/4 Rations
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
America Runs on 1/4 Rations
That’s a lot of words just to tell us you’re in the Files
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That’s a lot of words just to tell us you’re in the Files
The fierce urgency of eventually.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The fierce urgency of eventually.
January 6th was the right thing by the wrong people for the wrong reasons. But it was the right thing.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
January 6th was the right thing by the wrong people for the wrong reasons. But it was the right thing.
Memory care
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Memory care
