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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them)

@sarahndipity.bsky.social

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•lazy doomsday cult leader •winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off •spooky vibes •Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️ •Cryptid enthusiast •Genderqueer enby they/them •Old enough to be your mom •Nurse (LPN), mama, partner

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 26d

bitches to the left of me, bitches to the right, and here i am, stuck in the middle with bitches

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 35m

*big hugs in return*

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 38m

I second that emotion 🎵

eevee🏳️‍⚧️(the pokémon) @literallyjustapokemon.online · 1h

holyshitballs it was a long fucking day

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 39m

I feel like Chicago and Portland both have a case for wanting them there

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 42m

okay but if the bruise keeps spreading, please head to urgent care, same with any hot, red swelling, even if its not the stereotypical ring shape.

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 3h

hey, just curious,but how long before you took these pics did you get bitten?

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 3h

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 3h

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 3h

so are you sugar 💜

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 4h

im so cute

a nonbinary white person in a mustard yellow v-neck henley, an olive green Jean jacket and a green beanie with a moon and some amanita mushrooms on it, they also have big glasses and are smiling up at the camera

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

oh my god this is so freaking cool, also will save many many lives

Glen 🇨🇦 part owner of Canada* @honestcanadian.bsky.social · 1d

This is huge news!
UBC has developed an enzyme that can convert donor organs to type O, making them universal.
Normally a using organs of the wrong blood type causes the recipient's immune system to attack the organ, leading to failure.
❤️🇨🇦⚕️
news.ubc.ca/2025/10/univ...

UBC enzyme technology clears first human test toward universal donor organs for transplantation - UBC News

UBC-developed enzymes successfully converted a kidney to universal type O for transplant, marking a major step toward faster, more compatible organ donations.

news.ubc.ca

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

eat my dick Amanda

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 7h

Oh sweet girl, lol

im glad shes okay and you got to just be entertained by her silliness

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 7h

why hasn't Cheryl Hines taken a hit out on her yet?

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 21h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 8h

back to my hot dog idea then, hot dogs are higher value than carrots.

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 8h

best 8 weeks ive had in the last 5 years to be honest

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 8h

could you take him for a walk right before people get thete so then he gets home and "surprise! dont be racist they're already inside!"?

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 8h

I got cubital tunnel, or golfers elbow, in both elbows, from pushing med carts and typing all day. you could try that. I got 8 weeks off work between the 2 surgeries, it was great.

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 8h

give all the kids pieces of hot dog and let them give him treats until he stops being a dick to them

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 8h

I learned how to say "try me ho" and "you bug eyed bitch" in ASL today so I feel like ive accomplished a lot

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 10h

we are setting up mouse traps and assigning the spider killer/remover for the season, at my clinic, so yeah, its fun stuff. super hygienic.

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 10h

good luck to you all.

kids on versed are hilarious, one of my kids got some bc they needed stitches on their face at about 5 yrs old, and waiting for them to sober up is one of my favorite memories lol

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 11h

ohhhh my godddddd

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 11h

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THE GAY BDSM MOVIE WITH DUDLEY AND ERIC?!?!?!?!

this is the news I want, not more end times bullshit

2 movie posters for Pillion,one is Alexander skarsgard, shirtless with a key around his neck,the other one is Harry Melling, shirtless, with a collar and lock around his neck

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 11h

ugh I saw that and got so depressed

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 11h

that makes me feel better