Sarah the red-nosed Krampus 🎄⛄️🍷
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
•lazy doomsday cult leader
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
Pinned
bitches to the left of me, bitches to the right, and here i am, stuck in the middle with bitches
okay so I just watched Hereditary for the first time and I guess I had managed to avoid all spoilers in thw last 7 years because WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID I JUST WATCH
if I had seen this in theaters I would have been screaming crying pissing myself
5/5. excellent film. highly recommend. wtf tho.
if I had seen this in theaters I would have been screaming crying pissing myself
5/5. excellent film. highly recommend. wtf tho.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
okay so I just watched Hereditary for the first time and I guess I had managed to avoid all spoilers in thw last 7 years because WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID I JUST WATCH
if I had seen this in theaters I would have been screaming crying pissing myself
5/5. excellent film. highly recommend. wtf tho.
if I had seen this in theaters I would have been screaming crying pissing myself
5/5. excellent film. highly recommend. wtf tho.
someone blocked me after posting this and im going to believe its BECAUSE of this post and be happy
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
someone blocked me after posting this and im going to believe its BECAUSE of this post and be happy
never forget.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
never forget.
the turkey is turkey-ing. ive never used a roaster before, usually B deep fries them.
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the turkey is turkey-ing. ive never used a roaster before, usually B deep fries them.
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
its finally my turn to cook way too much food and be stressed out by my family today.
L has decided that we are making my Mom spend the night and watch Hereditary after everyone else is done, so my goal is to make to horror movie relaxing time tonight.
wish me luck.
L has decided that we are making my Mom spend the night and watch Hereditary after everyone else is done, so my goal is to make to horror movie relaxing time tonight.
wish me luck.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
its finally my turn to cook way too much food and be stressed out by my family today.
L has decided that we are making my Mom spend the night and watch Hereditary after everyone else is done, so my goal is to make to horror movie relaxing time tonight.
wish me luck.
L has decided that we are making my Mom spend the night and watch Hereditary after everyone else is done, so my goal is to make to horror movie relaxing time tonight.
wish me luck.
Happy Honda Days, and a Happy Toyathon to one and all!
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Happy Honda Days, and a Happy Toyathon to one and all!
sueing samsung for not make ergonomic cell phones for doom scrolling, making them cover my carpal tunnel surgery
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
sueing samsung for not make ergonomic cell phones for doom scrolling, making them cover my carpal tunnel surgery
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I am part of a MASSIVE creator day bundle yall should check out. Get my 90s horror zine Strawberry Gashes among so many other amazing stories
itch.io/b/3410/creat...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I am part of a MASSIVE creator day bundle yall should check out. Get my 90s horror zine Strawberry Gashes among so many other amazing stories
itch.io/b/3410/creat...
itch.io/b/3410/creat...
zootopia: dead man's chest
bad lieutenant: port of call zootopia
zootopia impossible: rogue nation
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
zootopia: dead man's chest
Reposted by Sarah the red-nosed Krampus 🎄⛄️🍷
we have got to do something about eyeglass ideology
children as young as six are wearing corrective lenses
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
we have got to do something about eyeglass ideology
Reposted by Sarah the red-nosed Krampus 🎄⛄️🍷
I have a confession
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have a confession
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
I have a confession
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have a confession
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
I hope you can all still respect me after this
i thought Wuthering Heights was just alright
cutest knife i ever did see
I think of all the things I’ve ever crocheted (and there’s been a LOT) this is by far the cutest of them all.
Behold! A wee little knife for the Michael Meyers horror movie doll I’m working on.
I mean… come on! Just LOOK at it! 😆
Behold! A wee little knife for the Michael Meyers horror movie doll I’m working on.
I mean… come on! Just LOOK at it! 😆
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
cutest knife i ever did see
the table has arrived.
the white castle did not.
black Friday divorce deals anyone?
the white castle did not.
black Friday divorce deals anyone?
we are inheriting MILs 40+ yr old dining room table today, so we can host Thanksgiving tomorrow and not make everyone sit on the floor with the pets.
no one asked ME if I wanted this responsibility.
anyways B better bring home some white castle with the table to make up for my inconvenience.
no one asked ME if I wanted this responsibility.
anyways B better bring home some white castle with the table to make up for my inconvenience.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the table has arrived.
the white castle did not.
black Friday divorce deals anyone?
the white castle did not.
black Friday divorce deals anyone?
is the i-wanna-bang judy hopps guy still on here?
does he have thoughts about zootopia 2?
does he have thoughts about zootopia 2?
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
is the i-wanna-bang judy hopps guy still on here?
does he have thoughts about zootopia 2?
does he have thoughts about zootopia 2?
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small businesses i 💜 that you should support this black friday (will add to thread as i remember more):
@awkward.gay awkward.gay
@dogboneworks.com dogboneworks.com
@allurebound.bsky.social www.allurebound.com
@croptop.me croptop.me
@sashcrafts.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/madewit...
(tbc)…
@awkward.gay awkward.gay
@dogboneworks.com dogboneworks.com
@allurebound.bsky.social www.allurebound.com
@croptop.me croptop.me
@sashcrafts.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/madewit...
(tbc)…
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
small businesses i 💜 that you should support this black friday (will add to thread as i remember more):
@awkward.gay awkward.gay
@dogboneworks.com dogboneworks.com
@allurebound.bsky.social www.allurebound.com
@croptop.me croptop.me
@sashcrafts.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/madewit...
(tbc)…
@awkward.gay awkward.gay
@dogboneworks.com dogboneworks.com
@allurebound.bsky.social www.allurebound.com
@croptop.me croptop.me
@sashcrafts.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/madewit...
(tbc)…
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My tiny little business is having its Black Friday sale NOW 🙌
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My tiny little business is having its Black Friday sale NOW 🙌
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
$37 OFF PRINTS
canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
L (formerly known as 21) came gome from college with a big baggie of green from one of their college friends.
that's right.
fresh catnip theyve been growing in their dorm room for their own cats, and they wanted to share with their friends who were also going home to cats.
kids these days.
that's right.
fresh catnip theyve been growing in their dorm room for their own cats, and they wanted to share with their friends who were also going home to cats.
kids these days.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
L (formerly known as 21) came gome from college with a big baggie of green from one of their college friends.
that's right.
fresh catnip theyve been growing in their dorm room for their own cats, and they wanted to share with their friends who were also going home to cats.
kids these days.
that's right.
fresh catnip theyve been growing in their dorm room for their own cats, and they wanted to share with their friends who were also going home to cats.
kids these days.
burning effigy season begins!
Happy Gävlebocken season! Every year since 1966, Gävle, Sweden, has erected a massive version of Scandinavia's traditional straw Yule goat. It is so attractive to vandals—particularly arsonists—that in the previous 59 years, only 17 goats have survived fully intact. Good luck in 2025, Gävlebocken!
The Gävlebocken cam is live folks, this is not a drill
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
burning effigy season begins!
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
osprey
orca
cheetah
pelican
weta
osprey
orca
cheetah
pelican
weta
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild.
Sandhill Crane
Moose
Fisher
Bighorn sheep
Pronghorn
Sandhill Crane
Moose
Fisher
Bighorn sheep
Pronghorn
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
Bald Eagle
Bison
Moose
Prairie Dog
Pigeon
we are inheriting MILs 40+ yr old dining room table today, so we can host Thanksgiving tomorrow and not make everyone sit on the floor with the pets.
no one asked ME if I wanted this responsibility.
anyways B better bring home some white castle with the table to make up for my inconvenience.
no one asked ME if I wanted this responsibility.
anyways B better bring home some white castle with the table to make up for my inconvenience.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
we are inheriting MILs 40+ yr old dining room table today, so we can host Thanksgiving tomorrow and not make everyone sit on the floor with the pets.
no one asked ME if I wanted this responsibility.
anyways B better bring home some white castle with the table to make up for my inconvenience.
no one asked ME if I wanted this responsibility.
anyways B better bring home some white castle with the table to make up for my inconvenience.
putting this here for your collective notice
#Romancelandia Holiday Fairies is BACK for our 6th year! 🎁✨
This community-powered gifting initiative is all about mutual aid, kindness, and making sure no one goes without a little magic this season.
Let’s make 2025 our most generous year yet!
Learn more: bit.ly/holidayfairies
This community-powered gifting initiative is all about mutual aid, kindness, and making sure no one goes without a little magic this season.
Let’s make 2025 our most generous year yet!
Learn more: bit.ly/holidayfairies
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
putting this here for your collective notice
okay well this makes me happy again, every year.
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
okay well this makes me happy again, every year.
do not worry about minnesota we are fine, we love all of our Somalian and Hmong and Afghan and Mexican, and all other immigrant neighbors, we are good, we do not need you to think aboit us at all.
actually just give us to Canada, problem solved.
actually just give us to Canada, problem solved.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
do not worry about minnesota we are fine, we love all of our Somalian and Hmong and Afghan and Mexican, and all other immigrant neighbors, we are good, we do not need you to think aboit us at all.
actually just give us to Canada, problem solved.
actually just give us to Canada, problem solved.