Sarah the red-nosed Krampus 🎄⛄️🍷
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
•lazy doomsday cult leader
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
pot-pie o'clock
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
pot-pie o'clock
there is a weird ass thing hanging in the sky in central MN right now.
it looks like maybe its a plane with a trail at first but its just SITTING IN THE SKY AND NOT MOVING
I couldn't get a good pic but what the fuck????
it looks like maybe its a plane with a trail at first but its just SITTING IN THE SKY AND NOT MOVING
I couldn't get a good pic but what the fuck????
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
there is a weird ass thing hanging in the sky in central MN right now.
it looks like maybe its a plane with a trail at first but its just SITTING IN THE SKY AND NOT MOVING
I couldn't get a good pic but what the fuck????
it looks like maybe its a plane with a trail at first but its just SITTING IN THE SKY AND NOT MOVING
I couldn't get a good pic but what the fuck????
look at this beautiful (blurry bc im in a car) bitch, all glowing and ready to ruin the weekend for Healthcare workers.
happy full moon thursday
happy full moon thursday
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
look at this beautiful (blurry bc im in a car) bitch, all glowing and ready to ruin the weekend for Healthcare workers.
happy full moon thursday
happy full moon thursday
one year ago we all fell in love with Luigi
never forget
never forget
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
one year ago we all fell in love with Luigi
never forget
never forget
hard fucking hope fuck help happy
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
hard fucking hope fuck help happy
seeing that my MIL liked a post my brother made on FB: aww it's nice but weird that they are friends on fb
realizing the post was some of the hand made leather bondage/fetish gear he sells: im gonna [redacted]
anyways check out minnesotacustomleather on IG, he makes cool stuff.
goodbye.
realizing the post was some of the hand made leather bondage/fetish gear he sells: im gonna [redacted]
anyways check out minnesotacustomleather on IG, he makes cool stuff.
goodbye.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
seeing that my MIL liked a post my brother made on FB: aww it's nice but weird that they are friends on fb
realizing the post was some of the hand made leather bondage/fetish gear he sells: im gonna [redacted]
anyways check out minnesotacustomleather on IG, he makes cool stuff.
goodbye.
realizing the post was some of the hand made leather bondage/fetish gear he sells: im gonna [redacted]
anyways check out minnesotacustomleather on IG, he makes cool stuff.
goodbye.
me and my sister, Cassie.
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
me and my sister, Cassie.
never forget.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
never forget.
the turkey is turkey-ing. ive never used a roaster before, usually B deep fries them.
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the turkey is turkey-ing. ive never used a roaster before, usually B deep fries them.
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
I dont really care either way bc turkey is gross.
im only here for apps and sides and pie
its snowing here and im so happy! I hope it gets to you today
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
its snowing here and im so happy! I hope it gets to you today
examining a new follower
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
examining a new follower
post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
post your warning label
it snowed!
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
it snowed!
PEETS AND BEANS
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
PEETS AND BEANS
so I got this vape like 6 mos ago, battery didnt work so I went to exchange it and they gave me a new one and let me keep this.
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
so I got this vape like 6 mos ago, battery didnt work so I went to exchange it and they gave me a new one and let me keep this.
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
I was stupid and took a pic so now you all have to see it and possibly get cursed too, im not going down alone
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was stupid and took a pic so now you all have to see it and possibly get cursed too, im not going down alone
The only boy who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man
the only boy who could ever teach me, was the son of a preacher man
yes he was
he wasssss
ohhhh yesss he was
the only boy who could ever teach me, was the son of a preacher man
yes he was
he wasssss
ohhhh yesss he was
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The only boy who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man
the only boy who could ever teach me, was the son of a preacher man
yes he was
he wasssss
ohhhh yesss he was
the only boy who could ever teach me, was the son of a preacher man
yes he was
he wasssss
ohhhh yesss he was
I held her close. I kissed her our last kiss.
I found the love that I knew I would miss.
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
I lost my love ... my life, that night.
Well, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
I found the love that I knew I would miss.
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
I lost my love ... my life, that night.
Well, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I held her close. I kissed her our last kiss.
I found the love that I knew I would miss.
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
I lost my love ... my life, that night.
Well, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
I found the love that I knew I would miss.
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight.
I lost my love ... my life, that night.
Well, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me.
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
working on a project to dissociate through the holidays with, since I cant afford weed in MN right now. the cats are supervising.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
working on a project to dissociate through the holidays with, since I cant afford weed in MN right now. the cats are supervising.
<3*~*~*Because tonight will be the night,
•• that I will fall for you••
☆*Over again*☆
°~°~°Don't make me change my mind°~°~°
Or I won't live to see another day *~*~*</3
(I need a haircoot)
•• that I will fall for you••
☆*Over again*☆
°~°~°Don't make me change my mind°~°~°
Or I won't live to see another day *~*~*</3
(I need a haircoot)
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
<3*~*~*Because tonight will be the night,
•• that I will fall for you••
☆*Over again*☆
°~°~°Don't make me change my mind°~°~°
Or I won't live to see another day *~*~*</3
(I need a haircoot)
•• that I will fall for you••
☆*Over again*☆
°~°~°Don't make me change my mind°~°~°
Or I won't live to see another day *~*~*</3
(I need a haircoot)
okay I have the coffee, the pastries, and the link to the lizza/nuzzi/rfkjr horrors.
whos coming over to chat?
whos coming over to chat?
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
okay I have the coffee, the pastries, and the link to the lizza/nuzzi/rfkjr horrors.
whos coming over to chat?
whos coming over to chat?
excuse me, you didnt say hellow to my 1986 SantaBear and Baby SantaBear, why do you hate me?
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
excuse me, you didnt say hellow to my 1986 SantaBear and Baby SantaBear, why do you hate me?
if you just woke up from a weird nap with me, and are about to take an afternoon bath, this is what you get
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
if you just woke up from a weird nap with me, and are about to take an afternoon bath, this is what you get
pickle salt fries?
im in.
im in.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
pickle salt fries?
im in.
im in.
have you met Bucky Barnes yet?
hes the bestest boy.
hes the bestest boy.
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
have you met Bucky Barnes yet?
hes the bestest boy.
hes the bestest boy.