Sarah the red-nosed Krampus 🎄⛄️🍷
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
•lazy doomsday cult leader
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
I have not but its on my list. I love horror movies but I rarely have anyone to watch with bc my family are all whiny little scaredy cats
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I have not but its on my list. I love horror movies but I rarely have anyone to watch with bc my family are all whiny little scaredy cats
i thought she was stabbing herself at first and then OH MY GOD
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i thought she was stabbing herself at first and then OH MY GOD
idk but I am
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
idk but I am
just looking at this picture makes me need a drink of water
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
just looking at this picture makes me need a drink of water
theyre cute so we dont have to toss them in the bin every 4 hours for driving us to the brink lol
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
theyre cute so we dont have to toss them in the bin every 4 hours for driving us to the brink lol
Disneys Snow White. go from there. you should be good.
or if you really want to have some fun, start with Event Horizon. its a good beginner movie for everyone.
or if you really want to have some fun, start with Event Horizon. its a good beginner movie for everyone.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Disneys Snow White. go from there. you should be good.
or if you really want to have some fun, start with Event Horizon. its a good beginner movie for everyone.
or if you really want to have some fun, start with Event Horizon. its a good beginner movie for everyone.
its snowing here and im so happy! I hope it gets to you today
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
its snowing here and im so happy! I hope it gets to you today
my mom apparently didnt like learning new names either, my dad and my step dad are both Williams who go by Bill. problem solved, no confusion.
now shes a lesbian and having a hard time finding a lady named Bill lol
now shes a lesbian and having a hard time finding a lady named Bill lol
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
my mom apparently didnt like learning new names either, my dad and my step dad are both Williams who go by Bill. problem solved, no confusion.
now shes a lesbian and having a hard time finding a lady named Bill lol
now shes a lesbian and having a hard time finding a lady named Bill lol
missed this one last night so I will say Good Morning instead 💜
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
missed this one last night so I will say Good Morning instead 💜
sepsis is really sneaky and someone's status can go from "uncontrolled infection" to sepsis extremely quickly. im so sorry this is happening Lee, I hope she recovers soon. *hugs* 💜
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
sepsis is really sneaky and someone's status can go from "uncontrolled infection" to sepsis extremely quickly. im so sorry this is happening Lee, I hope she recovers soon. *hugs* 💜
1500x500
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
1500x500
when we moved, our least affectionate cat became our most affectionate and now she sleeps with us every night.i felt bad bc I know its bc she was anxious but also omg im so happy now lol
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
when we moved, our least affectionate cat became our most affectionate and now she sleeps with us every night.i felt bad bc I know its bc she was anxious but also omg im so happy now lol
he made them make an account thats just called "the government" and hes putting whatever he wants in there for whatever he decides he wants it for?
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
he made them make an account thats just called "the government" and hes putting whatever he wants in there for whatever he decides he wants it for?
he needs to keep my states name out of his mouth 😤
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
he needs to keep my states name out of his mouth 😤
awww hes letting you know he loves you and will miss you
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
awww hes letting you know he loves you and will miss you
this post made me worried electric vehicles would mean less cool car explosions for a second, but then I remembered teslas
anyways get better soon from the explosion
anyways get better soon from the explosion
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this post made me worried electric vehicles would mean less cool car explosions for a second, but then I remembered teslas
anyways get better soon from the explosion
anyways get better soon from the explosion
I would hope people would have enough common sense not to, but people are gonna people. but if he had had any proof, he would have shown it just to justify himself.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I would hope people would have enough common sense not to, but people are gonna people. but if he had had any proof, he would have shown it just to justify himself.