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@monosynth.oshiok.io
interactive designer
back alley neurobiologist
hot mess
he/him
av courtesy @joshgrilli.online
inexplicably featured in @kotaku.bsky.social, @NME.bsky.social, @insider.bsky.social

𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: a chocodile

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January 24, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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dragon warrior vii / psx
heartbeat, 2000
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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i'm on that orientalist dropshipped dog anus luminol pack. the laowai stem resin i'm hotknifing got me imitating deformities and fostering negligence
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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it’s almost been 3 years since the most viral i’ve ever gone (the McCumVat) and i’ve never posted it on this website so here you all go
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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thank you to @mayawalkwith.me for enabling this public service announcement
January 24, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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when you’re reading about a guy who sucks
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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This is what happens when you have no control over your shitty nazi thugs, even people that were positive towards you get burned and you lose everything

Eat shit, abolish ICE
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 AM
was the grink there
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Lord of the Rings is a story about a guy who inherits a beautiful historic home and a heroin addiction
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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She Will be hearing from me tonight
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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The men who put them back in shackles after those two women saved their comrade's life should heavily consider their honor and that the price of redeeming it is much cheaper on Earth than it is in Hell.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i genuinely hate to admit that i think about that first point every time the show is mentioned and that it bothers me, like a glochid inside a boot, incessantly
things we talked about in book club:
-there's no yuri in yuri on ice, it's actually yaoi and the guy's name is yuri
-heated rivalry doesn't pass the bechdel test
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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such cases easily predicted by penrose diagrams etc etc
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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bro get up
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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welcome back “indistinguishable from a real dril post”
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Minneapolis has always deserved to be considered a top-tier American city, but after this everyone in the other 49 states should get them something nice. Make ‘em a statue of a middle aged guy in thick mittens with a whistle or something. inscription reading “I don’t plan on letting you do that”
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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anyone have the gofundme info for the pole?
An ICE vehicle appears to have crashed into a telephone pole
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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I didn't say it. The Germans did.
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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And now that he’s been home for a few hours… y’all. I won’t say he’s like a different kid, because he’s absolutely not, but I feel like he’s PRESENT today!

I’m just so happy for him.
This is perhaps the best note I could have gotten from his kindergarten teacher today, since it’s the first day with the Vyvanz.

Y’all, it absolutely pisses me off that ADHD medication is so stigmatized. It’s treated like “parents trying to drug their kids”, but it’s life changing for him!
January 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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My neighbor told me he keeps losing falcons to the widening gyre so I asked how many falcons he has and he said he just goes to the falconry and gets a new falcon afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding falcons to drown with the ceremony of innocence and then Yeats started crying.
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM