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@monosynth.oshiok.io
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interactive designer
back alley neurobiologist
hot mess
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inexplicably featured in @kotaku.bsky.social, @NME.bsky.social, @insider.bsky.social

𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: a chocodile

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my body is a weapon
a middle-aged man in scrubs performs the heimlich maneuver on a younger man who is also wearing scrubs as well as a weird red vest with a whoopee cushion-like pouch in the front from the opening at the top of the pouch, a sabot-like projectile is being fired the younger man looks apathetic
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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a manga guy ejecting his skeleton through his back with an onomatopoeic "BOOSH"
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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blastin old ropes
a screenshot from a menu depicting a $16 item called ropa vieja containing shredded beef topped with pibil sauce, melted cheeses, crema queso fresca, and onions, served with rice & beans
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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the potion buyer, preparing to go into battle
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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twin peaks' bobby briggs, partially obscured behind a corner, flashing an ambiguous look of concern and/or awe
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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don't like that
a screenshot of a headline from the verge "Apple is planning to use a custom version of Google Gemini for Apple Intelligence "Apple will pay Google around $1 billion every year to help power Al features inside Siri, according to a report from Bloomberg."
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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[ falls thru ceiling tiles ]

despite the name, im not so sure these are like chicken in a biskit

these look more like kikiriki drumstix 2 me
a pile of fried, drumstick-shaped snacks
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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i am reminded of this account of ed wood's death,
an excerpt from the wikipedia article on ed wood After hearing no movement in the bedroom for twenty minutes, O'Hara sent a female friend to check on Wood, who discovered him dead on the bed from a heart attack. O'Hara later said, "I still remember when I went into that room that afternoon and he was dead, his eyes and mouth were wide open. I'll never forget the look in his eyes. He clutched at the sheets. It looked like he'd seen hell."
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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ah, yes; the five pillars of hip hop
some bullshit epideictic faux-hagiology written by dick cheney's "family" within it, the five main components of the phrase "he taught his children... to live lives of courage, honor, love, kindness, and fly fishing" have been highlighted
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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the zeela from Metroid (1986) gets it
a sort of bug-eyed crablike that looks as though it's had about 2 liters of espresso
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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[ narrator ]
the end game screen from Chrono Trigger (1995) that reads "but... the future refuses to change."
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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an anthropomorphic dog, now smiling, saying, "okay im normal again"
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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a scene from Um Jammer Lammy (1999) featuring the roulette table in the casino in chop chop master onion's dojo the caption reads, "it even has a casino!" a scene from Lola Rennt (1998) featuring lola standing before a roulette table, as viewed from above
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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okay, hear me out,
lola, from Lola Rennt (1998), looking pressed lammy, from Um Jammer Lammy (1999), looking pressed
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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meanwhile
the jack in the box mascot the "you. come. now." guy who may or may not be bo burnham
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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has there ever been a spokesperson with less swag???
the insipid, dripless capital one guy
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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GET EM
an exchange between bsky user @kaibuzetta.bsky.social and the account for headless chicken games kaibuzetta: "do you use ai" HCG: "This art is 100% human! 🎨 Made with love by a talented artist from our team 💛" kaibuzetta: "drop their @" kaibuzetta's character penelope, a lilac-colored, antennae-sporting librarian, pointing a photoshopped pistol at the viewer
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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a screenshot of the genius.com entry for the song Want by Recoil the first few lines of the song's lyrics are displayed, "I want to know how it will end I want to be sure of what it will cost I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me"
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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jd vance thrusting his hips into a glass bakery case at a staged campaign trail photo op
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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the citizen app, whose comment sections are normally cesspools of the worst anonymous internet users, reflects a shining moment of community solidarity
a screenshot from the citizen app displaying a fuckton of users commenting variations on "FUCK ICE"
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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a cropped screenshot from tiktok featuring a woman wearing a bright blue polo making a kind of pogchamp face the overlaid caption reads, "and I grew up eating cheese for snack"
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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[ dan owsen star fox voice ]

ｂｒａｉｎ　ｄａｍａｇｅｄ
a bunch of bluesky replies from users asking for an edit feature
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM