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· Feb 20
as promised, my personal blog/newsletter, Elena's Take, is now OFF substack and hosted at elenas-take.ghost.io 👻 if you were subscribed there, you are STILL subscribed, since I was able to move the whole shebang over. 💖 love y'all!
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“god made male and female and there’s no changing that— these idiots don’t know biology”
the barnacle that changes male crabs to female crabs so they will raise its babies:
the barnacle that changes male crabs to female crabs so they will raise its babies:
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“god made male and female and there’s no changing that— these idiots don’t know biology”
the barnacle that changes male crabs to female crabs so they will raise its babies:
the barnacle that changes male crabs to female crabs so they will raise its babies:
it’s super bittersweet in December still bringing in last remnants of this year’s garden!! it’s supposed to snow overnight so I cut our very last marigolds. tomato branches I cut still ripening hanging in our kitchen
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
it’s super bittersweet in December still bringing in last remnants of this year’s garden!! it’s supposed to snow overnight so I cut our very last marigolds. tomato branches I cut still ripening hanging in our kitchen
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they should fill the bingo daubers with colored cyanide so if you lose, you can just take care of it in the Honorable Bingoer’s Way
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
they should fill the bingo daubers with colored cyanide so if you lose, you can just take care of it in the Honorable Bingoer’s Way
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we pulled off in a random shopping center to pick up dinner as we head home from DC and it has sooo many shops and little fast casual restaurants & it is ABSOLUTELY ABANDONED. Desolate!!! No other patrons to be seen. Genuinely eerie. I look over and see El googling “economy”.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
we pulled off in a random shopping center to pick up dinner as we head home from DC and it has sooo many shops and little fast casual restaurants & it is ABSOLUTELY ABANDONED. Desolate!!! No other patrons to be seen. Genuinely eerie. I look over and see El googling “economy”.
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CRISPR? 🙄 wake me up when they’ve got CRISPST.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
CRISPR? 🙄 wake me up when they’ve got CRISPST.
oh, you got parentified? that’s cute. I got butch eldest daughter husbandified
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
oh, you got parentified? that’s cute. I got butch eldest daughter husbandified
I’m writing a grant to fund a postdoc for me with a very cool prof I’m very excited to work with BUT today they proposed we name a program in our proposal “BuSSE” (“like the bus! 🙂”)
every day they have to use 10000 programs called "bussy" and "mousy" and "hussy". please
please do not call the program I have to use for my paper "SecSSE" (I assume, pronounced "sexy", so I will have to say "sexy" at my dissertation defense!!) I will kms!
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m writing a grant to fund a postdoc for me with a very cool prof I’m very excited to work with BUT today they proposed we name a program in our proposal “BuSSE” (“like the bus! 🙂”)
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california sheephead showing teeth in kelp bed habitat
December 8, 2024 at 9:27 PM
california sheephead showing teeth in kelp bed habitat
feeling self-actualized as the nation’s first male tradwife bc I made fluffy pull-apart rolls for our guests and also a log cabin fire
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
feeling self-actualized as the nation’s first male tradwife bc I made fluffy pull-apart rolls for our guests and also a log cabin fire
🎵give a dog a booooone🎶
for example they’re soaking my feet and gonna give me a pedicure (but also are singing the “knick knack paddywhack” song and trying to jump and click their heels together)
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
🎵give a dog a booooone🎶
I’ve been getting into making double portion of pot pie filling this autumn and freezing it, so a few weeks after Pot Pie #1, I can whip out Pot Pie #2 with considerably less effort. and besties, it is really working for me!
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’ve been getting into making double portion of pot pie filling this autumn and freezing it, so a few weeks after Pot Pie #1, I can whip out Pot Pie #2 with considerably less effort. and besties, it is really working for me!
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November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🐎👩❤️💋👩✨Post-Apocalyptic Lesbian Cowgirl Mailman 🐎🤠💌choose-your-own adventure Pony Express Update 6.12!! 🛀🙏👩❤️💋👩⛺🐋
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
I’m at the aurora hunt. I’m at the postdoc interview prep. I’m at the combination aurora hunt and postdoc interview prep…!
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m at the aurora hunt. I’m at the postdoc interview prep. I’m at the combination aurora hunt and postdoc interview prep…!
dems had to remind us, after last week, that voting for democrats will never do anything ever and they will always generate identical outcomes to republicans. just in case we forgot!
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
dems had to remind us, after last week, that voting for democrats will never do anything ever and they will always generate identical outcomes to republicans. just in case we forgot!
real fucking interesting Tim Kaine decided to cave on shutdown when his office is closed and not taking my angry phone calls 🤨⁉️
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
real fucking interesting Tim Kaine decided to cave on shutdown when his office is closed and not taking my angry phone calls 🤨⁉️
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all the payday loan app ads are grim as fuck, but the one for "Dave" where the guy is getting an emergency loan on his phone in the line so he can pay for groceries is uh. especially awful! especially now!
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
all the payday loan app ads are grim as fuck, but the one for "Dave" where the guy is getting an emergency loan on his phone in the line so he can pay for groceries is uh. especially awful! especially now!
stress-baked scratch cinnamon rolls and mostly scratch pot pie (puff pastry is store bought)!
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
stress-baked scratch cinnamon rolls and mostly scratch pot pie (puff pastry is store bought)!
god, I'm glad Winsome Earle-Sears didn't win. feels fucking good to know at least the person who ran the most abhorrent anti-trans ads I can imagine WON'T be our governor. maybe now we can watch tv without having to see those ads, even! imagine!
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
god, I'm glad Winsome Earle-Sears didn't win. feels fucking good to know at least the person who ran the most abhorrent anti-trans ads I can imagine WON'T be our governor. maybe now we can watch tv without having to see those ads, even! imagine!
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whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
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