Claire 🐝
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Claire 🐝
@isolinearchip.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Rescued an earthworm on my way to buy a toilet seat 🫡
lol, but can I also just say that if you'd shown me this picture and asked me who it was I would never ever have recognized that I was looking at Kate Beckinsale. Did she undergo a Face/Off procedure with a real housewife of Salt Lake City or something?
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
lol, but can I also just say that if you'd shown me this picture and asked me who it was I would never ever have recognized that I was looking at Kate Beckinsale. Did she undergo a Face/Off procedure with a real housewife of Salt Lake City or something?
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Skokie takes a stand.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Skokie takes a stand.
Need the outro to be like an hour long, 3 minutes is not enough
Catch The Rainbow
YouTube video by Rainbow - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Need the outro to be like an hour long, 3 minutes is not enough
I checked this book out of the elementary school library so many times and read/played it, but also just STARED at this lady and her creepy/cool hand
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I checked this book out of the elementary school library so many times and read/played it, but also just STARED at this lady and her creepy/cool hand
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I was walking home from the corner store and passed a man in a black full length hooded woolen cloak and I'm sorry, that needs to come back as standard late fall wear. November is meant to say things like "Hark! Weary traveler! I feel I must warn you the local Public House is out of Coke Zero."
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was walking home from the corner store and passed a man in a black full length hooded woolen cloak and I'm sorry, that needs to come back as standard late fall wear. November is meant to say things like "Hark! Weary traveler! I feel I must warn you the local Public House is out of Coke Zero."
This is Mothman erasure
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is Mothman erasure
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Shiny, uncomfortable looking metallic linens are one of my favorite "futuristic" TNG things. Just the absolute least cozy looking beds on TV. There is no scarcity, there is no poverty or widespread disease, everything in the Star Trek future is better, except for the beds which are scratchy as hell
Pillows (sometimes the exact same one) made from the same shiny colourful material are seen several times aboard the USS Enterprise-D (#StarTrekTNG's "The Child"↖️, "The Survivors"↗️, "The Offspring"➡️, "Night Terrors"↙️, "Half a Life"↘️) but also on Rutia IV ("The High Ground"⬅️).
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Shiny, uncomfortable looking metallic linens are one of my favorite "futuristic" TNG things. Just the absolute least cozy looking beds on TV. There is no scarcity, there is no poverty or widespread disease, everything in the Star Trek future is better, except for the beds which are scratchy as hell
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You guys interested in more stuff I pulled from Ron Moore’s ‘90s AOL chats with DS9 fans?
This was in reaction to a Season 5 ep retconning Dr. Bashir’s history. OH NO! The sacred CANON was violated!
Ron has the correct perspective (and more patience than I would have.)
This was in reaction to a Season 5 ep retconning Dr. Bashir’s history. OH NO! The sacred CANON was violated!
Ron has the correct perspective (and more patience than I would have.)
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You guys interested in more stuff I pulled from Ron Moore’s ‘90s AOL chats with DS9 fans?
This was in reaction to a Season 5 ep retconning Dr. Bashir’s history. OH NO! The sacred CANON was violated!
Ron has the correct perspective (and more patience than I would have.)
This was in reaction to a Season 5 ep retconning Dr. Bashir’s history. OH NO! The sacred CANON was violated!
Ron has the correct perspective (and more patience than I would have.)
Very serious biopic about the top American fighter ace of WWII (40 kills), which doesn't sound like a real exercise of my power until you learn that his name was Major Dick Bong
As despotic president, I would require that his name was said at least once every minute of runtime
As despotic president, I would require that his name was said at least once every minute of runtime
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Very serious biopic about the top American fighter ace of WWII (40 kills), which doesn't sound like a real exercise of my power until you learn that his name was Major Dick Bong
As despotic president, I would require that his name was said at least once every minute of runtime
As despotic president, I would require that his name was said at least once every minute of runtime
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Finding different ways to name 100 different head slot magic items is a staple of fantasy rpg design.
I still remember the joy I felt when I asked you if I could name a hat a "chapeau" and you were all "sure"
It felt like such a triumph at the time
It felt like such a triumph at the time
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Finding different ways to name 100 different head slot magic items is a staple of fantasy rpg design.
I have a degree in medieval English literature and EVEN THEN a bunch of the related chivalric/combat/architectural terminology I've learned has come from fantasy videogames and not schooling
Put "oubliette" in your game, it sounds cool as hell and it'll teach people something
Put "oubliette" in your game, it sounds cool as hell and it'll teach people something
there is almost no feedback I will reflexively ignore as a game developer but “you shouldn’t name something X because people don’t know that word” is one of them. oh no! You might learn a new word! God forbid you take away a piece of knowledge from a game that’s not a brand of gun or some shit lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I have a degree in medieval English literature and EVEN THEN a bunch of the related chivalric/combat/architectural terminology I've learned has come from fantasy videogames and not schooling
Put "oubliette" in your game, it sounds cool as hell and it'll teach people something
Put "oubliette" in your game, it sounds cool as hell and it'll teach people something
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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This is so funny because recipes can literally already be copied and reposted with no attribution or copyright. All AI does here is add statistical noise and make the stolen content useless. AI can’t even steal content without fucking it up.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is so funny because recipes can literally already be copied and reposted with no attribution or copyright. All AI does here is add statistical noise and make the stolen content useless. AI can’t even steal content without fucking it up.
I was at Costco a couple weeks ago and saw a bag of iced sugar cookies and thought "oh those look good" before I realized I was looking at dog treats. This seems like an easier mistake to make than most people will want to admit
We are nearly approaching the 10-year anniversary of the Colangelo family Thanksgiving mystery of trying to figure out who ate the bag of gourmet dog treats thinking they were cookies and stashed the wrapper under the couch once they realized their mistake.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I was at Costco a couple weeks ago and saw a bag of iced sugar cookies and thought "oh those look good" before I realized I was looking at dog treats. This seems like an easier mistake to make than most people will want to admit
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I think being a conservator at a museum is probably the coolest job there is and one of the most rewarding, and I love that any skill under the sun can end up being critical to preserving history airandspace.si.edu/stories/edit...
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think being a conservator at a museum is probably the coolest job there is and one of the most rewarding, and I love that any skill under the sun can end up being critical to preserving history airandspace.si.edu/stories/edit...
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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back in the early 2010s each year the phone would do something new and better each year. now every phone is nearly identical from year to year so there's no reason to upgrade if your current one still works
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
back in the early 2010s each year the phone would do something new and better each year. now every phone is nearly identical from year to year so there's no reason to upgrade if your current one still works
The "please dress up for your commercial flight" thing would make more sense to me if airlines hadn't spent the last 30+ years removing every possible aesthetic and physical comfort from the cabin in order to squeeze an extra few paying customers aboard. There's nothing luxurious about it anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The "please dress up for your commercial flight" thing would make more sense to me if airlines hadn't spent the last 30+ years removing every possible aesthetic and physical comfort from the cabin in order to squeeze an extra few paying customers aboard. There's nothing luxurious about it anymore.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane