Claire 🐝
@isolinearchip.bsky.social
Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic
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Kamala Harris is ALSO bringing back MST3K!
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Kamala Harris is ALSO bringing back MST3K!
The solution to this is to be autistic. Worrying about mix and match ingredients? No. Eating the same thing for a week even it has "niche" ingredients like cilantro (lolllll)? Yes. And then making it again the next week when it runs out? Yes.
Also what is a "piece" of broccoli?
Also what is a "piece" of broccoli?
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The solution to this is to be autistic. Worrying about mix and match ingredients? No. Eating the same thing for a week even it has "niche" ingredients like cilantro (lolllll)? Yes. And then making it again the next week when it runs out? Yes.
Also what is a "piece" of broccoli?
Also what is a "piece" of broccoli?
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it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
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One of my favorite datasets depicts waterways of San Francisco before colonialism drained and paved over many of them. Turns out one of the "lakes" was a copy of a copy of a copy etc etc of an ink spill on a Spanish chart from the 1700s that propagated all the way into a modern .geojson file.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
One of my favorite datasets depicts waterways of San Francisco before colonialism drained and paved over many of them. Turns out one of the "lakes" was a copy of a copy of a copy etc etc of an ink spill on a Spanish chart from the 1700s that propagated all the way into a modern .geojson file.
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TESVI should let you adopt a cat you find as a pet, only for you to eventually be able to discover they are an Alfiq, and potentially recruit them as a follower instead.
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
TESVI should let you adopt a cat you find as a pet, only for you to eventually be able to discover they are an Alfiq, and potentially recruit them as a follower instead.
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
Not knowing what you're doing with regard to a low-risk home repair but figuring it out as you go and making some of it up and having it turn out pretty good actually would you look at that >>>>>> paying an expert guy to do expert work
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Not knowing what you're doing with regard to a low-risk home repair but figuring it out as you go and making some of it up and having it turn out pretty good actually would you look at that >>>>>> paying an expert guy to do expert work
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WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
Real question, what's their plan for the uggos none of these sentient "No Fat Chicks" t-shirts want to fuck? Are they going to banish the unmarried childless hags somewhere? Lacking a husband, is my dad stuck owning my house? This stuff is morally repulsive but also just very poorly thought out
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Real question, what's their plan for the uggos none of these sentient "No Fat Chicks" t-shirts want to fuck? Are they going to banish the unmarried childless hags somewhere? Lacking a husband, is my dad stuck owning my house? This stuff is morally repulsive but also just very poorly thought out
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
If you went into a lab to try and engineer the most annoying song in the universe you'd just get "Benny and the Jets" verbatim. It's almost impressive how annoying it is.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
If you went into a lab to try and engineer the most annoying song in the universe you'd just get "Benny and the Jets" verbatim. It's almost impressive how annoying it is.
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It was a frosty, overcast morning when I was out driving back roads and found this beautiful Snowy Owl on a frost-covered power pole. It's not the background and setting one hopes for when photographing owls, but I'm always happy to find one regardless. #wildlife #owls #birds
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
WaPo also closing Books section and downsizing International and Metro sections
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
I grew up in the top dairy producing county in the entire country and YEP. Diary cows stand around in their own shit all day every day. That brown mushy stuff isn't mud, it's cow shit. Incomprehensible amounts of cow shit. The air just ambiently smells like cow shit all the time, even in town.
I live in Iowa so if you wanna see a cow up close, you have plenty of opportunities to do so. And when you do you understand exactly why pasteurization is an essential, life-saving process.
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I grew up in the top dairy producing county in the entire country and YEP. Diary cows stand around in their own shit all day every day. That brown mushy stuff isn't mud, it's cow shit. Incomprehensible amounts of cow shit. The air just ambiently smells like cow shit all the time, even in town.
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permabanned from the karaoke bar for doing Koyanisqaatsi 3 nights in a row
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
permabanned from the karaoke bar for doing Koyanisqaatsi 3 nights in a row
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the earliest depiction of Christ’s crucifixion is among the ruins of a Roman palace turned messenger boy’s school - a student mocking one of his Christian classmates with a doodle of a boy praying to a donkey-headed figure on a cross captioned “Alexamenos worshipping his God”
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
the earliest depiction of Christ’s crucifixion is among the ruins of a Roman palace turned messenger boy’s school - a student mocking one of his Christian classmates with a doodle of a boy praying to a donkey-headed figure on a cross captioned “Alexamenos worshipping his God”
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This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.
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Remarkable: Trump's planned migrant prison camps are hitting deep resistance in red areas. In Virginia's partly rural Hanover (+26 Trump) opposition is intense. GOP leaders in other states are opposed.
Voters are rejecting mass deportations big time. 1/
(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2060...
Voters are rejecting mass deportations big time. 1/
(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2060...
Trump’s New “Prison Camp” Threat Unleashes Fury Even in MAGA Country
The next phase of ICE’s big ramp-up: a nationwide network of vast detention facilities. But guess what? Even parts of Red America are saying no.
newrepublic.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Remarkable: Trump's planned migrant prison camps are hitting deep resistance in red areas. In Virginia's partly rural Hanover (+26 Trump) opposition is intense. GOP leaders in other states are opposed.
Voters are rejecting mass deportations big time. 1/
(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2060...
Voters are rejecting mass deportations big time. 1/
(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2060...
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offutt motor court sign, offutt, nebraska, 1993
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
offutt motor court sign, offutt, nebraska, 1993
Watching eps of MST3K from the mid-90s where they talk abt the late-70s like it was an entirely different era and not 15yrs earlier in 2026 is surreal but also confirms the fact that the last 15 yrs have been culturally stagnant. Now to 1994 is not twice as long as 1994 to 1979 in any meaningful way
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Watching eps of MST3K from the mid-90s where they talk abt the late-70s like it was an entirely different era and not 15yrs earlier in 2026 is surreal but also confirms the fact that the last 15 yrs have been culturally stagnant. Now to 1994 is not twice as long as 1994 to 1979 in any meaningful way
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Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
The Right Stuff, which is also just one of my favorite movies period
(I recently learned there's a rightwing podcast by this same name and I would like to slap it out of their mouths)
(I recently learned there's a rightwing podcast by this same name and I would like to slap it out of their mouths)
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The Right Stuff, which is also just one of my favorite movies period
(I recently learned there's a rightwing podcast by this same name and I would like to slap it out of their mouths)
(I recently learned there's a rightwing podcast by this same name and I would like to slap it out of their mouths)
The movie waiting until after the chase ends to let you know abt all the agents covering it, and letting you think there are just a bunch of dudes in LA carrying automatic rifles so they can shoot at reckless drivers, is such a choice. For a moment the chase is allowed to become totally over the top
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch William Friedkin’s TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. (1985) — a kinetic neonoir that takes the ’80s action thriller to new heights of hyperstylized excess. Now playing in our Stunts! collection.
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The movie waiting until after the chase ends to let you know abt all the agents covering it, and letting you think there are just a bunch of dudes in LA carrying automatic rifles so they can shoot at reckless drivers, is such a choice. For a moment the chase is allowed to become totally over the top
There is literally a scene in this movie in which an older man tries to chat her up in a m'lady way at a party and she is so clearly not interested and he so clearly doesn't care and continues on, and the entire point of the scene is how pathetic this guy and guys like him are. But anyway
Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
There is literally a scene in this movie in which an older man tries to chat her up in a m'lady way at a party and she is so clearly not interested and he so clearly doesn't care and continues on, and the entire point of the scene is how pathetic this guy and guys like him are. But anyway