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anton lestrange
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her: do that thing I like

me: buys cheese
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Babe what's wrong did you have a minor negative online interaction with a stranger five days ago
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Periodic reminder that politicians are supposed to work for us, we should not stan them (this initially typed out as “stab,” which, fair tbh), and we can primary any of them at any election time and they should fear us
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I read your tweets In Minnie Mouse's voice. Didn't help
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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i don’t think a bee’s knees are all that great so i reject your compliment
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Hear me out, sauerkraut scented candle.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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of the age where you can still get me to do some weird shit for 60 bucks
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I'm only doing this for the health of my prostate.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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it’s never too late to start having weird and evil sex
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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My wife is all pissed because I reported her to PETA for beating a dead horse.
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Pretty sure something died inside the house and I can't find it.

Have a great weekend everybody.
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them

roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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if you call it being “in progress” instead of being “a real fucken mess” you’ll still get zero interaction on your linkedin profile
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Twitter is down again. One of these days it will be for good.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
dubai style chocolate with extra bonesaws
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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fruit centered clown posse
locally sourced clown posse
handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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If I've got to eat and train like an athlete then I pick sumo wrestler.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
locally sourced clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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You, too, can wake up like this

-Anxiety
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM