Edgar Allan Poester
@hauntedham.bsky.social
Strangely non expiring deli staple
Dirty Discovery degenerate
Rancid reply guy and extremely mid skooter
He/Him
Dirty Discovery degenerate
Rancid reply guy and extremely mid skooter
He/Him
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
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the two genders: melee and ranged
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the two genders: melee and ranged
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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Influencers who actually do show up to a competition put more effort into the excuse post they have queued up than their training
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Influencers who actually do show up to a competition put more effort into the excuse post they have queued up than their training
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Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tell me you don't see it
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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It was bold of Bluey to be pretty clear that both of Bluey’s parents are still super horny for each other. I think that’s why parents like the show so much, they’re like…oh yea
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It was bold of Bluey to be pretty clear that both of Bluey’s parents are still super horny for each other. I think that’s why parents like the show so much, they’re like…oh yea
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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This summer, Sony Pictures Animation invites you go on an epic journey of NUMERIC proportions.
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This summer, Sony Pictures Animation invites you go on an epic journey of NUMERIC proportions.
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black
Six Seven: The Movie
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your hamburger will be helped, resistance is futile.
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
your hamburger will be helped, resistance is futile.
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I've hired this gecko to stare at you and randomly lick its eyeball
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've hired this gecko to stare at you and randomly lick its eyeball
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my kids: im hungry
Me:
Me:
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
my kids: im hungry
Me:
Me:
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"I asked ChatGPT and..." Well I asked the Cryptmaster and he said stop lollygagging you undead oaf and get on with it
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"I asked ChatGPT and..." Well I asked the Cryptmaster and he said stop lollygagging you undead oaf and get on with it
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Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
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December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
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For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…
loreandordure.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)