Bits
@bitshammer.bsky.social
Infiltrating 40k since 3rd Edition, Narrative Hobbyist, US Army Veteran, I sometimes do videos on Narrative Warhammer: http://bitshammer.net
Cis He/Him
Cis He/Him
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The Old World would really benefit with a series of "uniforms and heraldy of..." series of books like how WFB did for Empire and Skaven
(and yes, Averland is visually high on my list for schemes I'd pick from)
(and yes, Averland is visually high on my list for schemes I'd pick from)
February 19, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The Old World would really benefit with a series of "uniforms and heraldy of..." series of books like how WFB did for Empire and Skaven
(and yes, Averland is visually high on my list for schemes I'd pick from)
(and yes, Averland is visually high on my list for schemes I'd pick from)
So do they play a Dwarven version of the coffin dance as they march him into battle?
February 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
So do they play a Dwarven version of the coffin dance as they march him into battle?
Oh, so that's what lady Fyreslayers look like.
February 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Oh, so that's what lady Fyreslayers look like.
Forgive me Wrathmongers, I wasn't aware of your influences
February 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Forgive me Wrathmongers, I wasn't aware of your influences
Another artillery style model I always found amusing was the Goblin Hewer. I still say AoS missed a trick by not giving an updated AOS version to the Fyreslayers
February 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Another artillery style model I always found amusing was the Goblin Hewer. I still say AoS missed a trick by not giving an updated AOS version to the Fyreslayers
The Organ Gun was always one of my favorite bits of artillery in fantasy.
The dwarf one is okay too.
The dwarf one is okay too.
February 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
The Organ Gun was always one of my favorite bits of artillery in fantasy.
The dwarf one is okay too.
The dwarf one is okay too.
So I get the candle on the helmet for Dwarf Miners, but there is something incredibly counter productive about mounting one on your pick.
And no, those don't count as flaming weapons apparently.
And no, those don't count as flaming weapons apparently.
February 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
So I get the candle on the helmet for Dwarf Miners, but there is something incredibly counter productive about mounting one on your pick.
And no, those don't count as flaming weapons apparently.
And no, those don't count as flaming weapons apparently.
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I don't remember ever seeing Night Lords fan pissing and shitting that their favourite war criminals were called the bad guys.
February 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I don't remember ever seeing Night Lords fan pissing and shitting that their favourite war criminals were called the bad guys.
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Oh what a surprise. It's one of those guys.
February 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Oh what a surprise. It's one of those guys.
Took some pictures under flgs lighting since that always looks different than the lamp next to my desk.
February 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Took some pictures under flgs lighting since that always looks different than the lamp next to my desk.
I don't know about that. I've never seen a racist Night Lord larper.
February 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I don't know about that. I've never seen a racist Night Lord larper.
So I was thinking about what role musically I could justify adding a winged daemon prince to my sound obsessed Emperor's Children warband and I think based on their impact hits rule it'll be "Percussion".
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
February 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
So I was thinking about what role musically I could justify adding a winged daemon prince to my sound obsessed Emperor's Children warband and I think based on their impact hits rule it'll be "Percussion".
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
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Zombies are cold and wet i.e. phlegmatic, skeletons are hot and dry i.e. choleric, ghosts are cold and dry i.e. melancholic and vampires are naturally sanguine so they are hot and wet.
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Zombies are cold and wet i.e. phlegmatic, skeletons are hot and dry i.e. choleric, ghosts are cold and dry i.e. melancholic and vampires are naturally sanguine so they are hot and wet.
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just a new(old?) word for "tourist"
February 18, 2026 at 8:11 AM
just a new(old?) word for "tourist"
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Heads-up here.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Heads-up here.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
If zombies are wet undead, and skeletons are dry, does that make vampires moist?
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
If zombies are wet undead, and skeletons are dry, does that make vampires moist?
I have to admit that I keep looking at The Old World because every time I go into my flgs I see the Wood Elf battalion box right next to the paint rack and think about how I was trying to find time to start the army around the End Times despite being too busy to even play 40k properly at the time.
February 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I have to admit that I keep looking at The Old World because every time I go into my flgs I see the Wood Elf battalion box right next to the paint rack and think about how I was trying to find time to start the army around the End Times despite being too busy to even play 40k properly at the time.
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A full party of Feraligatr now ready for the Pokemon League
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A full party of Feraligatr now ready for the Pokemon League
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
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February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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More Progress on Mulch! Starting in on Horticulous himself soon
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
More Progress on Mulch! Starting in on Horticulous himself soon
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
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Finished up the Cadian Heavy Weapon squad. Not my best work, but they're done.
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
February 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Finished up the Cadian Heavy Weapon squad. Not my best work, but they're done.
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting