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@bitshammer.bsky.social
Infiltrating 40k since 3rd Edition, Narrative Hobbyist, US Army Veteran, I sometimes do videos on Narrative Warhammer: http://bitshammer.net
Cis He/Him
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just a new(old?) word for "tourist"
February 18, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Heads-up here.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)

@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 AM
If zombies are wet undead, and skeletons are dry, does that make vampires moist?
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I have to admit that I keep looking at The Old World because every time I go into my flgs I see the Wood Elf battalion box right next to the paint rack and think about how I was trying to find time to start the army around the End Times despite being too busy to even play 40k properly at the time.
February 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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A full party of Feraligatr now ready for the Pokemon League

Just as the Great Plan foretold

#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Let's get these blighthaulers painted up quick 😂

#WarhammerCommunity #warmongers #nerdlings #wip
February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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More Progress on Mulch! Starting in on Horticulous himself soon
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Finished up the Cadian Heavy Weapon squad. Not my best work, but they're done.

#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
February 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Progress on the last of my Vespid squad #40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity
February 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I knew Helldivers added cyborgs back to the setting but I wasn't aware of the details apparently.
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Just going to say it: Jes Goodwin was definitely the design studio weeb in the early days.
February 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
gavthorpe.co.uk/2017/06/26/t...

I appreciate that the organic mecha anime influences for Eldar aren't something I imagined
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Since it's 2276 that means the Monkey King should be Emperor around this time....

With a Clan Eshin warlord advisor.
February 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
So based on what I learned the Cathay dragon kids are half dragon half alien with the alien being a shapeshifter from the moon who adopted the form of a dragon to become mares with the Dragon Emperor (whom she taught how to shapeshift too).
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Finished up a Novamarines Captain that I started this weekend. I'm not sure I need a Captain to lead half a Tactical Squad, but maybe he'll inspire me to paint more...

#warhammer40k #badabwar #spacemarines
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Made some idiot mad. And now they're blocked.

Like yeah, China as a government isn't great, but I have yet to see a government I would uplift as being perfect.

Respecting the culture and history of a place isn't the same as sucking up to a government.
February 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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If chuds are going to try and declare that their own personal canon overrides GW when it comes to women Custodes, then I'm going to declare that this is now canon for how Astartes actually prepare themselves for battle.
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.
February 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
1. web.archive.org/web/20211014...

4a. (29:19 - 32:01)
4b. (38:52 - 44:05) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-w...
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Warlock Skyrunner close to finished! Final few highlights to hopefully finish tomorrow, then onto basing

#aeldari #eldar #warhammer #40k #painting #models #miniatures #minipainting #wargaming #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Bugman is one of my favorite warhammer sculpts. This whole crew looks outstanding!
Here is my starting group for a co-op campaign of #RangersOfShadowdeep that @ruskles.bsky.social and I plan to start this year.

I'm really pleased with these little characters and can't wait to add more.

#MiniaturePainting #Nerdlings #PaintSlam26 #JHBackdrops
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM