Bits
@bitshammer.bsky.social
Infiltrating 40k since 3rd Edition, Narrative Hobbyist, US Army Veteran, I sometimes do videos on Narrative Warhammer: http://bitshammer.net
Cis He/Him
Cis He/Him
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So I was thinking about what role musically I could justify adding a winged daemon prince to my sound obsessed Emperor's Children warband and I think based on their impact hits rule it'll be "Percussion".
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
February 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
So I was thinking about what role musically I could justify adding a winged daemon prince to my sound obsessed Emperor's Children warband and I think based on their impact hits rule it'll be "Percussion".
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
As for Lucius, maybe conductor? I could see him setting the tempo for a fight.
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Zombies are cold and wet i.e. phlegmatic, skeletons are hot and dry i.e. choleric, ghosts are cold and dry i.e. melancholic and vampires are naturally sanguine so they are hot and wet.
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Zombies are cold and wet i.e. phlegmatic, skeletons are hot and dry i.e. choleric, ghosts are cold and dry i.e. melancholic and vampires are naturally sanguine so they are hot and wet.
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just a new(old?) word for "tourist"
February 18, 2026 at 8:11 AM
just a new(old?) word for "tourist"
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Heads-up here.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Heads-up here.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot)
@bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
If zombies are wet undead, and skeletons are dry, does that make vampires moist?
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
If zombies are wet undead, and skeletons are dry, does that make vampires moist?
I have to admit that I keep looking at The Old World because every time I go into my flgs I see the Wood Elf battalion box right next to the paint rack and think about how I was trying to find time to start the army around the End Times despite being too busy to even play 40k properly at the time.
February 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I have to admit that I keep looking at The Old World because every time I go into my flgs I see the Wood Elf battalion box right next to the paint rack and think about how I was trying to find time to start the army around the End Times despite being too busy to even play 40k properly at the time.
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A full party of Feraligatr now ready for the Pokemon League
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A full party of Feraligatr now ready for the Pokemon League
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
Just as the Great Plan foretold
#miniaturepainting
#seraphon
#ageofsigmar
#kroxigor
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February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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More Progress on Mulch! Starting in on Horticulous himself soon
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
More Progress on Mulch! Starting in on Horticulous himself soon
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
#warhammer #WarhammerAgeofSigmar
#Nurgle
#miniaturepainting
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Finished up the Cadian Heavy Weapon squad. Not my best work, but they're done.
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
February 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Finished up the Cadian Heavy Weapon squad. Not my best work, but they're done.
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #40k #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings #miniatures #minipainting
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February 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I knew Helldivers added cyborgs back to the setting but I wasn't aware of the details apparently.
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I knew Helldivers added cyborgs back to the setting but I wasn't aware of the details apparently.
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February 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Just going to say it: Jes Goodwin was definitely the design studio weeb in the early days.
February 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Just going to say it: Jes Goodwin was definitely the design studio weeb in the early days.
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I appreciate that the organic mecha anime influences for Eldar aren't something I imagined
I appreciate that the organic mecha anime influences for Eldar aren't something I imagined
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
gavthorpe.co.uk/2017/06/26/t...
I appreciate that the organic mecha anime influences for Eldar aren't something I imagined
I appreciate that the organic mecha anime influences for Eldar aren't something I imagined
Since it's 2276 that means the Monkey King should be Emperor around this time....
With a Clan Eshin warlord advisor.
With a Clan Eshin warlord advisor.
February 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Since it's 2276 that means the Monkey King should be Emperor around this time....
With a Clan Eshin warlord advisor.
With a Clan Eshin warlord advisor.
So based on what I learned the Cathay dragon kids are half dragon half alien with the alien being a shapeshifter from the moon who adopted the form of a dragon to become mares with the Dragon Emperor (whom she taught how to shapeshift too).
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky .
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February 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
So based on what I learned the Cathay dragon kids are half dragon half alien with the alien being a shapeshifter from the moon who adopted the form of a dragon to become mares with the Dragon Emperor (whom she taught how to shapeshift too).
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Finished up a Novamarines Captain that I started this weekend. I'm not sure I need a Captain to lead half a Tactical Squad, but maybe he'll inspire me to paint more...
#warhammer40k #badabwar #spacemarines
#warhammer40k #badabwar #spacemarines
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Finished up a Novamarines Captain that I started this weekend. I'm not sure I need a Captain to lead half a Tactical Squad, but maybe he'll inspire me to paint more...
#warhammer40k #badabwar #spacemarines
#warhammer40k #badabwar #spacemarines
Made some idiot mad. And now they're blocked.
Like yeah, China as a government isn't great, but I have yet to see a government I would uplift as being perfect.
Respecting the culture and history of a place isn't the same as sucking up to a government.
Like yeah, China as a government isn't great, but I have yet to see a government I would uplift as being perfect.
Respecting the culture and history of a place isn't the same as sucking up to a government.
February 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Made some idiot mad. And now they're blocked.
Like yeah, China as a government isn't great, but I have yet to see a government I would uplift as being perfect.
Respecting the culture and history of a place isn't the same as sucking up to a government.
Like yeah, China as a government isn't great, but I have yet to see a government I would uplift as being perfect.
Respecting the culture and history of a place isn't the same as sucking up to a government.
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If chuds are going to try and declare that their own personal canon overrides GW when it comes to women Custodes, then I'm going to declare that this is now canon for how Astartes actually prepare themselves for battle.
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
If chuds are going to try and declare that their own personal canon overrides GW when it comes to women Custodes, then I'm going to declare that this is now canon for how Astartes actually prepare themselves for battle.
I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.
February 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.