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Infiltrating 40k since 3rd Edition, Narrative Hobbyist, US Army Veteran, I sometimes do videos on Narrative Warhammer: http://bitshammer.net
Cis He/Him
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I appreciate that the organic mecha anime influences for Eldar aren't something I imagined
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Since it's 2276 that means the Monkey King should be Emperor around this time....

With a Clan Eshin warlord advisor.
February 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
So based on what I learned the Cathay dragon kids are half dragon half alien with the alien being a shapeshifter from the moon who adopted the form of a dragon to become mares with the Dragon Emperor (whom she taught how to shapeshift too).
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky .
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February 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Finished up a Novamarines Captain that I started this weekend. I'm not sure I need a Captain to lead half a Tactical Squad, but maybe he'll inspire me to paint more...

#warhammer40k #badabwar #spacemarines
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Made some idiot mad. And now they're blocked.

Like yeah, China as a government isn't great, but I have yet to see a government I would uplift as being perfect.

Respecting the culture and history of a place isn't the same as sucking up to a government.
February 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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If chuds are going to try and declare that their own personal canon overrides GW when it comes to women Custodes, then I'm going to declare that this is now canon for how Astartes actually prepare themselves for battle.
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.
February 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
1. web.archive.org/web/20211014...

4a. (29:19 - 32:01)
4b. (38:52 - 44:05) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-w...
February 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Warlock Skyrunner close to finished! Final few highlights to hopefully finish tomorrow, then onto basing

#aeldari #eldar #warhammer #40k #painting #models #miniatures #minipainting #wargaming #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Bugman is one of my favorite warhammer sculpts. This whole crew looks outstanding!
Here is my starting group for a co-op campaign of #RangersOfShadowdeep that @ruskles.bsky.social and I plan to start this year.

I'm really pleased with these little characters and can't wait to add more.

#MiniaturePainting #Nerdlings #PaintSlam26 #JHBackdrops
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Warhammer 40,000: The Scouring summarized

Dorn: I have six legions backing me.

Guilliman: I have one legion and the boring people who make and do all the stuff, so two to six, majority rules. I win.

Lion: You know, actually three to five

Russ: Maybe closer to four to four

Jaghathai: Three t
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Got started on The Ghoul from Wasteland Warfare tonight - this skin tone was a real nightmare to negotiate #fallout #miniaturepainting #minipainting
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Another cultist for Hurons crew

#warhammer40k
#miniaturepainting
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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My Fallen Champion model seems to have broken the instagram containment and did quite well, but there was a few people asking about colours and painting so I've thrown this together tonight! Hope you enjoy!

#warhammerCommunity #warhammer40k #PaintingWarhammer #darkangels #paintingminiatures
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
February 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Tiger lady
February 17, 2026 at 4:51 PM
People who think Cathay is a utopia apparently missed how bad the in-fighting and politics can get to the point that a member of Clan Eshin was once able to be put in charge of the Empire.

Like sure, against outside threats they're united, but like Bretonnia under that banner is a lot of division.
February 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
While I have favorite minis across factions in WFB when it comes to factions my top three have always been Wood Elves, Tomb Kings, and Ogre Kingdoms.

Yes I did gravitate towards the two factions known for being good with bows, don't @ me.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=033F...

So that's how Cathay marched into the setting before the army came into The Old World.

And the Sentinels waking up with the internal glow is some Avatar of Khaine levels of cool.
The Dawn of Grand Cathay | Total War: WARHAMMER III
YouTube video by Total War
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February 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0n0...
I missed this preview a while back
The Armies of Grand Cathay Grow | World Championships Warhammer Preview Live! 2025
YouTube video by Warhammer
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February 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Someone is collecting fossils!
February 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM